Brangelina: Yes, he's gorgeous. Yes, she's beautiful. But still, I'm a little Brangelina'd out. Now, I will admit, it's nice to see positive press about celebrities: their humanitarian efforts are wonderful and we can only hope that the publicity of their actions will help others follow suit. Yet, do we need to hear about their vacations or turn the pages of every newspaper hoping for a daily update on a possible wedding? No, I'd rather just turn to the funnies.
TomKat: Ah, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, wherever there's a magazine, there will be the face of these two. I half expect to someday see the front page of the New York Times and read, "Daughter Suri has Bowel Movement: TomKat Very Pleased." Making fun of Tom doing his Oprah couch dance was entertaining and his "Placenta: it's what's for dinner" campaign was crazy enough to be intriguing, but now TomKat is getting sort of boring. I long for the days when Tom was more public with his insanity.
Article comments
1 - tds
You forgot Paris Hilton - if she fell off the radar, it would be okay with me
2 - The Spewker
Agreed. You forgot about Katie and Peter, but then, most people do.
3 - Douglas Mays
Oh good, no Paris Hilton on your list. Paris is alright by me. Conrad Hilton is thinking of cutting her off of a $60million inheritance? That is what I saw on the tube.
Oh Paris, get it together. You did go to debutante school, you know.
4 - JJ
You seriously heard that she is getting cut off of her ineritance? That's awesome. My parents threaten me with that, but my inheritance is like five dollars so it's no big deal.
5 - Douglas Mays
JJ, serious! I just caught it somewhere on a news report of legit nature last night.
6 - Nancy
We can hope. Who knows? It may be the making of her, to her good & ours. Maybe if she has it rough for real, she'll end up as another Mother Teresa?
7 - dinigi
M A D O N N A. I would die happy if I NEVER heard her name again. FOUL SKANK