After days of discussions, the government finally decided to stop collecting Social Security and distribute balance funds equally amongst working and retired people. This comes as a relief to 94.5 percent of the population. They are happy to see an end to an already obsolete Social Security system.
A quick poll was conducted across a wide spectrum of people about how they plan to spend or invest their money.
Here are some of the male responses received:
Ages 21 - 30 plan to buy XBox, Sony PSP and Nintendo based games.
Ages 31 - 40 plan to spend their share on home improvements.
Ages 41 - 50 plan to buy convertibles and go for hair transplants
Ages 51 - 70 plan to spend their money on second or third marriages.
Female responses were equally interesting:
Ages 21 - 30: Get implants
Ages 31 - 50: Get facial plastic surgery and liposuction
Ages 51 - 70: Get implants again
Funnily enough, not a single respondent spoke about investing the money in retirement funds!