Selling a Home To Janet Jackson's Breast

While some may believe Ms. Jackson's breast was a sight for sore eyes during the recent Super Bowl halftime show, others disagreed. Just ask the vast number of CBS station managers how many people disagreed, as they did receive quite a few complaints. But that aside, Ms. Jackson's exposed breast is now famous and it has virtually earned a life of its own.

After all, more people have been talking about the exposed breast than they have about Janet, herself, after its exposure.

So, what should her breast do now that it's shown the entire world that it has a mind of its own?

Naturally, it should buy itself a home.

Over time it will be hard for Janet to live with her breast, especially as egos clash from her breast winning awards. After all, why else would Janet ditch the glamorous Grammy Awards? It's not rocket science and it would be no surprise to any of us if her breast won the award for Best New Artist, especially after its hair-raising performance during the Super Bowl XXXVIII HalfTime Show.

What kind of home would a breast buy, though?

Perhaps a mansion in the Hollywood Hills, or perhaps just a small condo in Beverly Hills. It certainly won't need as much space as the rest of Ms. Jackson, but such a glowing star will surely want to live in the lap of luxury.

Perhaps it's no accident that someone, or something, from her breast's blog recently visited my website. Perhaps no accident at all.

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  • 1 - Al Barger

    Feb 08, 2004 at 2:53 am

    Oh, you are a clever boy John. This is cute.

  • 2 - Mikki Furlow

    Mar 30, 2004 at 9:53 am

    LEAVE JANET ALONE! THAT WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO SOME OF THE DISPICABLE THINGS OTHER SHOWS SHOW...LOOK AT 5 FEET UNDER.....MTV (YEAH THAT GARBAG)....WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ANYWAYS? YOU PEOPLE MAKE THE JACKSONS VERY PROUD OF WHO THEY ARE WHETHER YOU BELIVE IT OR NOT...

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