What I'm thinking: You know, this is really a stroke of luck. They just remodeled the men's restroom, and I've been meaning to check out. Now I'll be able to examine it all afternoon.
What I'm thinking: I'm going to hire someone to give you the clap.
What I'm thinking: I'm firing you and hiring the monkeys back. I don't care how much it costs us in typewriters and cigarettes.
What I'm thinking: I haven't slept in three days. I think Jim is dead, but I haven't been able to leave my cubicle to check. It's all getting a bit fuzzy… flying monkeys would be awesome, I would definitely pay to see them… Did you say something?
What I'm thinking: Wow. Is it wrong to want to strangle someone with your bare hands? Maybe I'll wear gloves, less traceable, but I don't think I would get the same sense of accomplishment.
Article comments
1 - Baronius
Heh. Sometimes, "I'm not sure we're going to make our deadline" really means "Deadline, huh? That sounds important. I guess I should close Blogcritics and open my email."
2 - Kevin Augustine
Lol yeah. Or even: "COB? Sure....just as soon as I'm done taking this online IQ test....and right after I check my gmail...."