Satire: The News in Pictures XXXI

“You’re stepping on my air hose. Air hose!”
(Getty Images)

“Yes, you’re adorable, but you might want to lay off the carrots.”
(Getty Images)

“Bring it on, birdbrains!”
(AP Photo)

Belles of the Balls
(AFP Photo/Jacques Demarthon)

“Take me away, fellas. I’m not appreciated here, anymore.”
(Peter Morgan/Associated Press)

Marathon texting.
(Alessandra Tarantino/AP Photo)

“Look! There’s our future!”
“Keith Richards is still alive?!”
“Ewy, so much oil.”
“That Justin Bieber didn’t exactly grow into his looks, did he?”
(AP Photo/Hattiesburg American/Ryan Moore)

“I don’t want anything else to eat, Ma. I’m foal.”
(AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

“So I say to her, ‘Let’s go into town. It’s not going to rain, dear.’ And, here I am.”
(Rachel D'oro/AP)

“This is going to be a long day.”
(Gareth Fuller/AP)

“See, what did I tell you? You can get rich people to wear anything!”
(AP)

“I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, but could you turn the A/C down a bit?”
(UPI/Jason DeCrow/Pool)

“I so did not think this is what you guys meant by, ‘Let’s go get high.’”
(AFP/Getty Images)

“No, I don't call it 'going green.' I call it 'going home.'"
(Reuters)

“Get off my ass!”
(Joerg Koch/AFP/Getty Images)