Satire: The News in Pictures XXIV

“Yea! I’m first this time! No more ‘has to eat rotten eggs’ for me!”
(Yonhap/AFP/Getty Images)

Now that I know they’re packed by bare hands with dirty fingernails, no more of those for me!
(John Vizcaino/Reuters)

“Can you believe these phony art types? This ribbon is an award for that
piece of paper I spilled yellow paint on when the new kid bumped my elbow!”
“Oh, I know it. I just sold that painting of ‘clouds’ for $4,000!”
(George Skene/Orlando Sentinel)

“I’ll tell you what; I’m even more disturbed that the walls
of this parking garage appear to have been made of paper mâché.”
(Tom Gilbert/Tulsa World)

“So yea, just 6,000 more of these and we’ll have this place cleaned up in no time. Well, until they start pooping, that is.”
(Khaled Desouki/AFP/Getty Images)

“What is that you’re recording me with? Is that a rectal thermometer?!”
(AP Photo)

“There you go. That makes two of us!”
(AP Photo/Natalia Kolesnikova, Pool)

"Woo! I have outstanding fashion sense, but I clearly don’t
understand the oxygen-carbon dioxide cycle! Woohoo!”
(Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)

“Heh, heh. This cheeky monkey here thinks a mile is longer than a kilometer!”
(Stefan Wermuth)

“Thank you all for coming. How are you enjoying the world’s longest couch?”
(AP Photo/Anjum Naveed)

“Bad news, Aunt Louise. It looks like you have the syphilis.”
(Sam Wolfe)