Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
“Hank? We’re really sorry. We’re lifting it up right now!”
Number 26 on the list of things you couldn’t pay me enough to do,
and I used to clean public toilets.
(Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images)
If you want to make sure you’re on time for your volunteer shift
at the shelter for homeless children, look no further.
(Timothy A. Clary/AFP/Getty Images)
“Go ahead. I dare you to claim me.”
(Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
“Stop copying me!”
You’d think an event as big as the International Wine Challenge
would be able to afford tables.
(Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)
“Being stranded in an airport is a crisis?”
(AFP Photo DDP/Torsten Silz)
This is definitely going to upset the apple cart.
“Stop walkin’ on me, you derelicts - I’m sleepin’ here!”
(Michael Dwyer/AP Photo)
“Excuse me. Yes, you sir. I think your fly is open.”
(Timm Schamberger/AFP/Getty Images)
“My dad was right. I should have gone to work
on Uncle Charlie’s manure farm instead, but did I listen?”
(George Skene/Orlando Sentinel)
Their new diet made them balloon right up.
(Toru Yamanaka/AFP/Getty Images)
(Roll Call) “Here. Here! Geez, am I invisible or something?”
(Abedin Taherkenareh/European Pressphoto Agency)
“I’m too sexy for my Kurta.”
(Shah Marai/Agence France-Presse/Getty Images)
That is a bamboo attitude!
( Athit Perawongmetha/Getty Images)
A moment later Jeff was aghast to see what he’d been napping on in the park.
(Chang W. Lee/The New York Times)
“Yes, the rumors are true. My robot’s name is Rick Shaw.”
Should I say it’s a cat so she has to turn it around and check? I think I should!
(Jacquelyn Martin/AP Photo)