No active combat photos were used in the making of this essay.
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↓ "Sorry dude, it's triple to tow after 1800 and your credit card declined that amount."
↓ Home Depot to the rescue!
↓ "It's okay. As long as I look cool, no one will know I have no idea what I'm doing."
Above: Photos by James Warden. Used with permission from Stars and Stripes. © 2009 Stars and Stripes.
↓ Oh my god, that is the biggest bug I’ve ever seen...and now it’s on my leg! Stay calm, don’t scream like a girl!
“Heh. This from a guy wearing lavender Pashmina — in the spring, no less!”
“I don’t know. I can’t see a damn thing in this sun.”
↓ “Why is it raining white paint? Did you guys hit another Home Depot?”
Sgt. Rodolfo Toro
“That was your last bad joke today. All right guys, catapult him!”
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