No active combat photos were used in the making of this essay.
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↓ "Sorry dude, it's triple to tow after 1800 and your credit card declined that amount."
↓ Home Depot to the rescue!
↓ "It's okay. As long as I look cool, no one will know I have no idea what I'm doing."
Above: Photos by James Warden. Used with permission from Stars and Stripes. © 2009 Stars and Stripes.
↓ Oh my god, that is the biggest bug I’ve ever seen...and now it’s on my leg! Stay calm, don’t scream like a girl!
REUTERS/Sgt.Rebekah Malone/U.S.Army/Handout
“Heh. This from a guy wearing lavender Pashmina — in the spring, no less!”
Cpl. Pete Thibodeau
“I don’t know. I can’t see a damn thing in this sun.”
Gerry Broome/Associated Press
↓ “Why is it raining white paint? Did you guys hit another Home Depot?”
Sgt. Rodolfo Toro
Sgt. Elsa Portillo
“That was your last bad joke today. All right guys, catapult him!”
Joel C. Guenther
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Article comments
1 - Matthew T. Sussman
If Rob Riggle was a high ranking military officer, yeah, I can see us getting invaded.