Satire: The News in Pictures V

Part of: O Caption! My Caption!

Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics by utilizing the most efficient and time-saving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.

↓ “I’ve never seen this bag of cocaine before in my life. Hey buddy, watch your foot; this stuff wasn’t cheap, ya know.”


REUTERS/Heinz-Peter Bader

↓ “As a matter of fact, this is your right testicle in my left hand. Olé!”


REUTERS/Marcelo del Pozo

↓ When I told you to bring your ideas for a new letterhead to the meeting, that’s not what I meant.


REUTERS/Thierry Roge

↓ "I need the afternoon off, boss. Auditions for The Village People - Still Fine in ‘09 are today.”


AP Photo/Hasan Jamali

↓ The Cyclopean Desert Monster emerges every 100 years to exact its revenge on all other life forms.


AP Photo/Hasan Jamali

↓ The long awaited Tim Burton and Dr. Seuss collaboration, The Nightmare I Found Before Mulberry Street, has finally debuted.


AFP/Yoshikazu Tsuno

↓ The Cat in the Hat confirmed today that Phase One of the Seuss Seaside Regional Airport has been completed.


Thierry Roge/Reuters

↓ Police traced complaints about obscene phone calls to a caller using his phone while huffing and puffing away in spin class.


Ted S. Warren/AP

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Diana Hartman is a (ret.) USMC spouse, mother of three in college and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is a contributing writer to Holiday Writes and can be found on Twitter.

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  • 1 - Joanne Huspek

    May 01, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Thanks, Diana. The Dr. Seuss one gave me a giggle.

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