Satire: Televangelist Suffers Heart Attack After Shooting Down Blogcritics' Blimp And Getting A Sign From God! - Comments Page 3

Another deranged fantasy from the sick mind of Jet in Columbus for your entertainment pleasure?

We all saw the video on the evening news last night along with the ambulances, fire trucks, and the lawyers.  Now here’s my own first-hand, in-depth story behind yesterday’s headlines.…
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  • 76 - Jet in Columbus

    Jul 24, 2006 at 8:44 am

    Silas? woah Silas?

  • 77 - Jet in Columbus

    Jul 24, 2006 at 6:08 pm

    I'd be careful my pretty, or I could crash a blimp into your house too! Heh heh heh

  • 78 - Jet in Columbus

    Jul 26, 2006 at 9:46 am

    HEADLINE-Israeli forest strangers invade Virginia college campus to steal blimp remains to sell to N. Korea to make more missiles to aim at Lebanon.

    Meanwhile in Honolulu Rev. Faldown tries to write the whole thing off as a business expense!

    Meanwhile the massive "Dawn of Time" is being constructed to multi-millionaire Eric Neslo's exacting specifications and no one can understand the blue prints... for some reason he wants the twin front nose cones painted flesh-colored and the mast attachments painted dark red so they're easier to see???

    Why was the mysterious arms dealer in the basement with Faldown's wife?

    What sinister fiend has found a way to make satelite radio continously play only an odd movie theme sung by Barry Manilow TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY!

    Stay tuned...

  • 79 - Jet in Columbus

    Jul 28, 2006 at 3:46 pm

    DAMN IT DUANE-BECAUSE OF YOU I CAN'T STOP HUMMING COPA COBANA!!! THE CURSE OF BARRY MANILOW!!!

  • 80 - Jet in Columbus

    Aug 14, 2006 at 10:24 am

    You guys should've told me you went to Las Vegas, I'd have sent the new blimp out to crash into something or at least circle around for a while!


    Carus deus, quis have ego commissio?
    Jet

  • 81 - Jet In Columbus

    Sep 30, 2006 at 2:05 am

    Beware... the next blimp could fall on you!

  • 82 - Jet in Columbus

    Nov 23, 2006 at 8:12 am

    Happy Thanksgiving to all from Jet...

  • 83 - Jet in Columbus

    Feb 25, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    Attention: I'd like everyone to investigate the right side menu. That button marked BC Forums....

  • 84 - Jet in Columbus

    Feb 26, 2007 at 10:49 am

    Attention: I'd like everyone to investigate the right side menu. That button marked BC Forums....

  • 85 - Jet in Columbus

    May 06, 2007 at 4:52 pm

    Today is the 70th anniversary of the Hindenberg crash... kinda gives you pause? doesn't it?

  • 86 - Jet in Columbus

    May 15, 2007 at 11:06 pm

    So long Jerry Faldown... I'll always remember you with a smile...

  • 87 - Jet in Columbus

    May 16, 2007 at 10:09 am

    Damn! and I was warming up the blimp for another pass too!

  • 88 - Nancy

    May 16, 2007 at 10:45 am

    Nice to know that time eventually wounds all heels.

    Howya doin' Jet? Long time no hear....

  • 89 - Jet in Columbus

    May 18, 2007 at 3:50 pm

    alas

  • 90 - Jet in Columbus

    Dec 15, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    Look out Ron Paul! BC has the answer to your blimp!

  • 91 - Jet

    Feb 13, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    If you like satires Roger, try this one :)

  • 92 - Jet

    Feb 13, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    The picture of the Blogcritic's blimp is something I used to do professionally.

  • 93 - Jet Gardner

    Sep 07, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    When BC changed hands did the rebuilt blimp go with it, or was that in Dawn's name?

  • 94 - roger nowosielski

    Sep 07, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    I guess some old threads never die, Jet. BTW, I missed #91. I'll make sure and read it now.

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