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Report by Moon Zuppa Mini-Gazette.
Osama Bin Laden issued a stern warning to conspiracy theorists asking them to "pipe down" as his reputation continues to wane in opinion polls. With the absence of technology, Muslims judge their radical leaders on a Flintstone Scale. A Fred marking means a high approval rating. A Hat-Rocks rating means loss of credibility. Right now, Bin Laden is languishing near the bottom with a Mr. Weirdly rating.
We managed to get parts of the video that was broadcast on Al-Jazeera. "We planned the attacks. We orchestrated the plan to poetic perfection. We're the ones who hurt our coccyx sitting on rocks all day. What the hell do people want, more? We took responsibility on live television! Do they not realize our cost of production? We just want recognition. After all, we are trying to achieve a world revolution here."
Bin Laden took a sip of milk from a local goat and added, "Man, I knew Americans were gullible but I didn't think they were that jaded and cynical. It took me and my officers by surprise. I mean, come on. Do they really think their own government would do such a thing? Maybe the Canadians are behind 9/11? Ever think of that?"
Conspiracy theorists on their part have already begun to wonder about Bin Laden's most recent incoherent rant. "Maybe he's an agent of the CIA. I don't know what to believe anymore. I quit," declared one Internet conspiracy theorist.
This report offers little by way of solving terrorism indeed, but one thing is for sure, Bin Laden has managed - deep within a cave in the most remote part of the world - to keep all suspicious and cynical unbalanced minds on their toes once again. What a media star!
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1 - aaron fleszar
My name is Aaron and I’d like to clue you in on what is really going on in the world. Back in 2006 I began looking for ways to make money online. After acquiring some general knowledge of affiliate marketing I produced my own e-book and sold it at Clickbank. My marketing method was unique in that I mocked a number of scam artists I believed were individuals pitching get rich quick schemes online. Over time I picked up on a number of patterns.
A large collection of scam artists appeared to have cornered the market on affiliate marketing education. Their sites appear to be using aliases, bogus whois info, servers in different states, businesses registered in another state or country as well as their phone number if they even displayed one. I couldn’t figure out what they were hiding.
Then one day, many years later, a link appeared on Armand Morin’s blog referencing someone posting a link to Al-Qaeda. I started looking at these scam artists in a different light. I matched up a number of their faces with the FBI’s MOST WANTED TERRORISTS around 6 months before the presidential election. Since then, the FBI has acted on all my information while I’ve been tortured by some covert government agency in ways I cannot even begin to describe.
Below are some wanted terrorists, a number for U.S. embassy bombings in Kenya & Indonesia. Do these two places ring any bells?
Search Google Images for;
Mark Joyner Simpleology-Seif Al Adel (Sarah Palin’s book Palinology)
John Ferrero-Ramadan Shallah
Yaro Starak-Umar Patek
Armand Morin-Noordin M Top (said to have been killed in Indonesia and now removed from the FBI’s most wanted list)
Michael Filsaime-Ali Sayyid Muhamed Mustafa al-Bakri (Die Hard 4 “Fire Sale” The cyber attack on our infrastructure)
Dr. Mani Sivasubramanian-Ammar Mansour Bouslim
Carl Galletti-Ahmed Garbaya, Samir Salwwan
Ted Ciuba-Abdul Rahman Yasin
Willie Crawford-Mohammed
Shay Patil-Atiyah Abd al-Rahman
I cannot imagine that these terrorists just happened to find each other one day and decided that if they claimed to be internet marketing experts, and created an endless number of work-at-home opportunities, that they could get rich through destroying capitalism. They must have always been part of this organization. The question is who created this organization.
Many of the get rich quick scams serve as product placement for new cutting edge internet technologies, and logos. The people appearing in testimonials are part of the expansion of this organization and are often pitching other high priced products and services. They all appear to link to one another through their marketing strategies and ability to optimize in search rankings.
Between the aliases the use, and the way in which they speak about things, everything they do has double meaning. What I’m going to share with you first is that there is a code of look a likes pitching all sorts of stuff who are interconnected.
Selling a program on making millions online is Professor James Bradley. He looks an awful lot like the Pentagon bomber Bill Ayers.
There’s also a guy named Jay Conrad Levinson behind a number of “guerilla” marketing and advertising books. He looks a lot like George Soros, who’s last name is a (palin)drome. Soros has been credited for collapsing a number of nation’s currencies. Several of these online marketers talk heavily about buying gold, wonder why?
The Super Affiliate Handbook appears to be sold by someone who looks like Jill Biden, her name is Rosalind Gardner. Some people appear to represent people, more in how they pose, rather then direct look a likes. Stephen Pierce appears to represent radical Van Jones, Brett McFall-Austan Goolsbee, John Childers-Andy Stern, and Jay Abraham as Ayman al-Zawahri.
Got a problem with your Google Adwords Pay Per Click ads and you can’t get a straight answer from Google? You could try Yanik Silver who looks a lot like Sergei Brin, but he probably won’t know. He sells 33 Days to Online Profits (prophets.) Why not try Perry Marshall, who looks like Obama’s priest Reverend Pfleger? He sells The Definitive Guide To Google Adwords, infringing upon Google’s trademark.
There are so many people I can’t even begin to list all of them. Many can be seen at Lorrie Morgan Ferrero’s Red-Hot-Copy.com website such as; 72 Virgin Records Richard Branson, & White House Party Crashers the Salahi’s with Valerie Jarrett’s daughter Laura.
No Money Down Real Estate Carleton Sheets appears to be the look a like for Jimmy Carter. And John Carlton appears to be the look a like for actor and liberalist “the dude” Jeff Bridges.
A lot of attention was drawn to a site called The Rich Jerk. After a number of years the Rich Jerk sent out emails promoting Stompernet in Atlanta Georgia. Their staff included Brad Fallon, an airline pilot, and Eben Pagan selling a seminar called Get Altitude. 3 days after reporting my findings to the FBI, Delta in Atlanta cancelled a large number of flights due to safety reasons. In the Youtube videos related to the Rich Jerk, it appears that Mark Cuban is the Rich Jerk. He’s the billionaire who owns the Dallas Maverick’s basketball team. Another guy claiming to be Robert Johnson Rich Jerk is also on Youtube who appears to be Tony Rezko.
Obama announced his run for office on Oprah Winfrey’s show. Have you ever noticed that Oprah’s shopping friend Gayle King looks a lot like Whitney Houston? Did you ever think that her name could be a code, Whit_ney White-Hous_ton House? Oprah all of sudden now has a boyfriend of 20 and some odd years named Steadman Gram. He looks a lot like Eric Holder.
Many of these codes are also in movies going back for decades. There isn’t enough time in a day to point them all out. Just like a movie is produced out of sequence and then assembled, the same appears to be true with this whole Osama Bin Laden puzzle.
Sarah Palin’s family & history is fabricated using logarithms. She never existed until months after reporting this code to the feds. There is no state in America more remote then Alaska. She became a media magnet to flush out Barack (O’Bomber) Obama’s entire socialist “organized community.” Sarah (Barrac)uda) Palin, is short for palindrome, such as SOROS. McCain’s likes ABBA, another palindrome and both claim to be Mavericks. Palin coined the term “mama grizzly.” Interstate 77 American Airlines Stadium NBA Maverick Mark Cuban was under investigation for insider trading of a search company called Mamma. First forum to hack me online was FIB Scams 101 with the owner called Mama. On 9/11 American Airlines flight 77 hit the Pentagon. Palin’s daughter “Willow,” is short for Willow Run Airport off I-94, her birthday 7/7/94. “Piper,” also a plane, shares a birthday with Bruce Willis (John McC(l)ane the guy who fights the terrorists in Die Hard.) Sarah’s “siblings” are Heather Heath Bruce & Molly Heath McCa(n)n. “Trig” shares a birthday with congressmen from WI, IL, and MI. “Track” shares a birthday with Adolf Hitler. Obama shares a birthday with Nobel Peace Prize winner Yasser Arafat. “Tripp” Palin appears to have multiple birthdays, like Yasser.
In my strongest opinion this is the last piece of the puzzle, Osama Bin Laden is also a spokesperson, and a look-a-like. Osama represents Obama/Biden (Bi)n La(den.)
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The Death of Osama Bin Laden and the Osama Obama Conspiracy Theory.
My name is Aaron M Fleszar, and for the last several weeks I’ve tried getting people to read and understand some of what I’ve written online. For most, its way too complicated. On a number of blogs I made the mistake of trying to optimize for keyword phrases, which took away from the information I was revealing. There should be more than enough information online now for people to connect the dots. It’s important to get everyone’s attention by telling them about sites like this one.
The media is being heavily controlled in an effort to stop the story spreading about Obama/Osama and the New World Order. This is why I think the death of OBL story was released. I cracked Al-Qaeda’s code over 3 years ago. It was about 6 months before the presidential election. This is part of the reason why I know that everything regarding Sarah Palin is completely fabricated. There’s a reason why her family has such odd names. There’s also a reason why on her TV show it appeared that everything they did in Alaska was for the first time. Wouldn’t the group who wanted to elect Obama, be more likely to pull it off if they also decided who his opponent, or opponents, would be?
If you search who I am online and read about what I’ve written, you should also know that the Feds sorted out all of this before the election. Think if my theory is accurate Bush would hand over the presidency to his nemesis? Did you notice that immediately after Obama won the election, he completely disappeared for 2 weeks? When Obama reappeared and sat next to “senator” McCain for a photoshoot, did you notice how happy and refreshed McCain was? Did you notice how Obama had that sleep deprivation, cooperating with authorities, look on his face?
I also know that this story is considered embarrassing to intelligence agencies and the FBI who have been after Al-Qaeda for years. They claim that this information is a matter of National Security. Misusing the words national security all the time is a threat to our nation’s security. Avoiding the court systems, warrants, judges, trashing the constitution, and operating in an above-the-law capacity, is a threat to national security. Using the words national security, in exchange for the words job security, is a threat to national security. Turning people who are part of this organization in an effort to catch bigger fish, and catching bigger fish only to have unelected officials silence and manipulate elected officials, is a threat to national security. The American people want their freedoms and democracy back. Together we can restore the constitution before unelected officials begin using it as toilet paper.
The feds have recruited journalists, editors, and moderators, in order to control the media and suppress this story. Forums, blogs, and major media comment sections are being manipulated, altered, and deleted. Most comments on these sites are nothing more than misdirection. Anyone speaking negative about the administration, or poking holes in the Death of Osama Bin Laden story, are being immediately discredited, some by the FEDS and others by Al-Qaeda. Tell everyone about this site.
Commenting at major news sites isn’t spamming unless you’re selling something. Here are the best ways to get attention to this story.
First, email and text everyone you know and tell them about this website. It’s quick, easy, and simple.
Next, post questions at the biggest major media sites to all political stories. Ask if the person is part of the New World Order Conspiracy, or use Obama Osama Illuminati conspiracy. Comment on stories regarding Obama as well, he’s in the news an awful lot. Reply to the most viewed and most replied comments. This is America. Don’t ever be scared for a minute to speak out. When you see others drawing attention to this story or this site, support them online.
Simply reading this story is meaningless, unless you spread this information. Even if you don’t understand it all, if everyone begins to share it, actual journalists, maybe from outside the United States, will pick up on it and be able to expose it without being limited to a short little blog post. Spread the news today and help us take back our democracy, the constitution, and our freedom of speech.
Thank you,
Aaron Fleszar
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The Obama Osama Biden Bin Laden New World Order Conspiracy
My name is Aaron Fleszar and I’d like to expose, with your help, the largest conspiracy in world history. Most people don’t believe in conspiracies or conspiracy theories, I know because I was one of them. The thing about a conspiracy is it cannot be proven, if it could, it wouldn’t be a conspiracy. I will try and make this as simple as possible so that you can follow my logic and likely reach the same conclusions.
What do we know about Osama Bin Laden that we haven’t been told by the media? We know that he is a spokesperson for Al-Qaeda. Once or twice a year, this guy appears in video, pointing his finger, from a tape that mysteriously gets sent to the Al-Jazeera network. If Osama Bin Laden is only spokesperson, and not a mastermind, who makes up the organization behind him?
Even a president is only a spokesperson. A president surrounds himself with an administration that advises him. There is always a force behind a president with an agenda. Sometimes that agenda is known, sometimes it’s not.
Are we being mislead by Osama Bin Laden and the organization behind him? Could Osama be the spokesperson for a New World Order, the richest people in the world who would like to take over the government? Could Osama be a distraction, and a catalyst, for starting an endless war on terror, increasing defense department spending, lining the pockets of defense contractors, and driving up the price of oil?
Could the attacks on 9/11 be attacks against capitalism? Is Al-Qaeda or New World Order’s goal to destroy capitalism? Would destroying capitalism allow the richest people in the world a chance to implement socialism, get wealthier by collapsing the dollar, and allow them to institute a one world currency, only to enslave the rest of the world to their New World Order government?
Everyone knows that something happened on 9/11 that is being covered up, but what is it? Is it that planes didn’t collapse 2 buildings which fell with precision as if they were being brought down by a controlled demolition? Is it that no one ever talks about the third building which collapsed that never got hit by an airplane? Were the planes nothing more than misdirection, or an illusion, created by Al-Qaeda/New World Order, also known as “the Illuminati?”
Written across thousands of get rich quick scams online there is a code. Al-Qaeda or NWO appears to be using the internet to take over all e-commerce and media. Several people making up this code are look a likes for people associated with the current administration, in addition to media moguls, and CEO’s.
Several of the FBI’s Most Wanted Terrorists make up this code online. They are wanted for US embassy bombings in Kenya, Obama’s family’s birthplace, and Indonesia, a place where Obama spent many years as a child.
What’s interesting about the organization of scam artists online, who literally own the internet, is that this same group of marketing experts ran the last election on Youtube. Could the organization behind Osama Bin Laden be the New World Order Illuminati? Could the organization behind the election of Obama, be the same group? Could Osama be the look a like to represent Obama, and Biden, Bi(nla)den?
It’s not a conspiracy when it’s taking place right in front of you. There is just an overwhelming amount of misinformation to try and prevent you from connecting the dots. Keep in mind that the Illuminati, or New World Order, are masters at illusion.
It’s important for the future of America that you tell others immediately about this website. Email, text, and Twitter everyone you know and tell them to read this website. When enough people start demanding honest answers, we will finally learn the truth to what really happened on 9/11.
Thank you for reading this,
Aaron M Fleszar
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The 911 Conspiracy and the Osama Obama Biden Bin Laden Conspiracy Exposed!
If you’ve been following any of the information I’ve been revealing online, you may notice I’m using every blog I can find. I cannot relay everything on one site, it would be shut down. I encourage you to help spread this information.
Hopefully you found this by simply searching my name Aaron Fleszar. I’m not using social networking sites, so I’m not sure who created accounts in my name. It’s probably more disinformation.
If you haven’t figured it out yet, the Feds are controlling the media. Washington isn’t only producing stories. They’re also recruiting writers, editors, and moderators in an effort to control the truth about 911 getting out. Once the Obama birth certificate issue was put to rest, the story was completely disposed of with the death of Osama Bin Laden. The news will often beat a story to death for months, before moving onto something else. After the “death of Osama Bin Laden,” in an effort to silence non believers many misdirecting news stories have been produced. Most news stories have people focusing on candidates for the 2012 election.
Some headlines are being produced in an effort to tell people what to believe if they happen to search for the truth about 911. Optimized headlines such as; Osama wanted to kill Obama, or Osama wanted to assassinate Biden. Today’s headline was Joe Biden:Bin Laden Killed helps Obama. With this headline the feds are able to rank high in search for combining Biden and Bin Laden together. Many high ranking sites regarding the death of Osama Bin Laden conveniently say “comments closed.”
Misdirecting headlines include things like Trump says Huckabee isn’t running for president. How ridiculous, why didn’t they use the Palin family to make an announcement about Trump? They could have said “Sarah’s son Tr_ _ _ Palin,” or “Bristol’s son Tr_ _ _ first words are Trump isn’t running.” How much more of this “smoke and mirrors show” is the America public going to be forced to watch?
Since being tortured over the last 3 years I also noticed that when Obama and Biden appear together on TV, Biden will almost always be on the left of your screen and Obama on the right. We read from left to right. This is an intentional effort to stop people from thinking Obama Biden Osama Bin Laden.
The entire government wasn’t in on 9/11. This is what Al-Qaeda/New World Order wants people to believe. There could possibly be a handful of powerful people who had knowledge. Several scam artists, I mentioned previously, have aliases based upon political last names. If you are ever accused of murder, the first thing the police would do is show you pictures of the body. Why? They want to know how you react. Why do you think law makers were shown pictures of the death of Osama Bin Laden? Was it to gauge their reaction? Remember the photo in the news of Hillary covering up her face? Everything Washington currently does is calculative to create chatter.
Everyone in the country is part of a covert investigation. People posting comments in forums, and on media news sites, rapidly, and repeatedly defending this administration, all become subjects of interest.
Not only are the feds controlling the media, they’re responsible for a great deal of the comments on message boards. Several of these message boards are so heavily manipulated. Times and dates are out of sequence, comments are related to a different story, highest rated comments by default have no reason to be there, or they have high rankings of like and don’t like for only being there an extremely short time. There are even highest rated comments that have no votes for like and don’t like. These boards are being manipulated to prevent people from learning the truth about Osama Bin Laden being more of a code, or a riddle, then a name.
I cannot stress the importance of exposing this story to everyone you know. I’ve written about several of the FBI’s most wanted terrorists posing online as internet marketing experts, and the entire look a like code and how it works.
I encourage you to email and text everyone you know and hopefully they will do the same. Eventually media outlets will not be able to suppress this story. If the richest people in the world and in America caused 911 as a stepping stone to collapsing the dollar, creating a one world government, and implementing socialism, they should be tried for treason. If convicted, we can share THEIR wealth by paying off the national debt.
I encourage you to copy the information I released online. Use it on your own sites or post portions of it to comment sections of major media websites. Link to blogs when possible. Post to stories about Obama or Biden. Use the word conspiracy, it ranks high is search. Also use the words Obama Osama or Biden Bin Laden on political sites. Exercise your right to free speech.
Free email accounts are available all over the internet. This is the best way to get login ID’s to major media websites. I like to test each site to determine what “over posting” is. The worst that can happen is they’ll close your account or contact your free email provider and have them close your account. You can always open another. Don’t be afraid, or hesitate in any way to spread the truth. Reading about all the info I’m providing doesn’t do any good unless it is shared.
Thank you and best of luck,
Aaron M Fleszar