Satire: Dora the Explorer Nabbed at Mexican U.S. Border.

It seems the Dora the Explorer Empire is ready to expand into importing and exporting. The CIA and DEA have kept the reputed children's figure under a close eye recently after they capture Boots in New Mexico setting up a brothel.

"Boots was key to the investigation," said one Fed who refused to be named. "It seems he and Dora had a falling out. There was a dispute on where to take the empire next. Dora claimed it was in white snow. Boot felt it was in the sex industry. He sang like a monkey."

Speaking only Spanish, Dora would not comment. All she would say in English is that she is "obviously innocent and charged the CIA with racism."

In a double sting operation with Bolivian police Dora's cousin Diego was caught trafficking cocoa leaves out of Peru. They were destined for the United States. "Diego was apprehended at 3pm local time and was too inebriated to be coherent. He smoked an awful lot of those leaves with the local tribe," a covert officer explained.

It seems there was more to her maps than she let on. Dora and Diego have both been exploring a little too much without bona fide parental supervision.

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