Then, he decided to mingle with another minority, Mexicans. Bill O’Reilly thought he could increase his Mexican audience by dining out with J-Lo at Taco Bell. After somebody told Bill O’Reilly that J-Lo is Puerto Rican, not Mexican, Bill O’Reilly responded by saying, “Well, there’s not really a difference.”
In order to score points with the Jewish community, Mr. O’Reilly will be dining with Madonna at Noah’s Bagels in Manhattan Beach, California in mid October. He will finish his “tour” of duty with the Korean community by dining out with Margaret Cho at PF Chengs.
His spokespeople are having a really hard time trying to contact Apu Nahasapeemapetilon in order to make inroads with the Indian population, but can’t seem to find his actual residence. Mr. O’Reilly enthusiastically stated, “I would love to meet Apu at an Indian casino!”
Article comments
1 - Orvizo
I'm mexican and I find this piece to be absolutely hilarious-brilliant job! I bet you some people think this is actually true.
2 - Mark from Ark
Hilarious and not far from satire either!
3 - RJ
Funny article, but this line:
"Bill O’Reilly, who once referred to Mexicans as “wetbacks” in his show"
isn't really true. He mistakenly used the term "wetbacks" instead of "coyotes" and then quickly corrected himself.
Just sayin', you know, for the record...
4 - Matthew T. Sussman
Bill O'Reilly Has
EpiphanyDysentery While Dining At Taco BellFixed that for ya.
5 - RJ
Meximelts are great goin' down, but you'll feel unpleasant afterwards.
Kinda like a fat chick.
[ducks]