Then, he decided to mingle with another minority, Mexicans. Bill O’Reilly thought he could increase his Mexican audience by dining out with J-Lo at Taco Bell. After somebody told Bill O’Reilly that J-Lo is Puerto Rican, not Mexican, Bill O’Reilly responded by saying, “Well, there’s not really a difference.”
In order to score points with the Jewish community, Mr. O’Reilly will be dining with Madonna at Noah’s Bagels in Manhattan Beach, California in mid October. He will finish his “tour” of duty with the Korean community by dining out with Margaret Cho at PF Chengs.
His spokespeople are having a really hard time trying to contact Apu Nahasapeemapetilon in order to make inroads with the Indian population, but can’t seem to find his actual residence. Mr. O’Reilly enthusiastically stated, “I would love to meet Apu at an Indian casino!”