From the website:
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A great way to get back at your noisy neighbors.
Give them a taste of their own medicine with any one of these 20 ear-splitting sound effect tracks.
Anyone who's ever lived in an apartment will really appreciate this CD.
Earplugs supplied for your listening pleasure.
Imported from France.
Plenty of bang for your $16.
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Tracks include:
Drill
Party (at least 200 people)
Orgasm
Train
Drum (played by a child)
Inhuman screams
Walking (high heels)
Domestic squabble
Doors banging
Bowling
Unhappy dog
Practicing scales (violin)
Traffic jam
Garbage truck
Newborn
Phone ringing
Ball game
Pigeons
Spring cleaning
Cock-a-doodle-doo
I'm a little surprised they didn't include my two favorite enraging songs, which I played - with, I must admit, little, if any, apparent effect on my brain-dead downstairs flight attendant neighbor, back when I lived in LA: Deep Purple's "Smoke On The Water," with its incessant drum and bass lines, and the Surfaris classic 1963 hit, "Wipe Out," with its lead-in of a million windows being smashed, broken glass crashing everywhere. [via BW]
Article comments
1 - Vern Halen
How about this for giving the apartment neighbors a taste of their own medicine - the Cult's Love Removal Machine (just the song, not the album) set to multiple repeat and run through a bass guitar amp at max pushed up against the wall and left to run from 9 AM to midnight. A friend of mine really did this - just set it up and left for the day. He says they got the hint.