I am most entertained by the New Christian Lions who are shocked frankly shocked by anything anti-Bush. I don't understand why they would champion this guy, or frankly any other person here on earth when it's so hard to keep our eyes on the only guy that matters, who is Jesus — opening today at theatres across America.
The what-would-He-do question remains legitimate and vital. He'd be first in line. He'd buy one ticket and turn it into thousands, then let everybody in for free.
He wouldn't stand for abortion for the same reasons he wouldn't execute a criminal or support preemptive war. He is the Prince of Peace. And when he said his peace was of the sword, he meant the sword that divides right from wrong also divides mother from son. It is that precise.
Yeah. Changed my mind again. Flip. Flop. Jesus would never be a Republican. Or a Democrat. And you can forget about Nader. I close my eyes and ask What Would Jesus Be, and the answer I get is none of the above. I can hear him asking me who's picture is on a dollar. George Washington, of course. He'd tell me to render unto George what is George's.
W'all need t' peace out and turns the CAPS off. We got a nation to build in Iraq and at home, we've got children to bring home safely, and a still-very-dangerous terrorist group actively making plans.
If the Weddings of Mass Devolution bother you then turn your back on the offending city as instructed, go straight to the nearest Rexall and get you some A&D ointment.
But please. Stop with the stupid pre-written email. If you have something to say, say it yourself. If you're worried about spelling, use spell-check. If your grammar is bad, write in the efrag style. Eliminate caps, punctuation and accepted spellings. I'll think your hip. I won't assume you're undereducated. Will I?
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