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Are "pubic pants" so wrong they're right?

Much has been said about how jeans are plunging lower and lower the past few seasons. By "much has been said" I pretty much mean an item appeared on the Drudge Report earlier this week which means it must be news.…
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  • 26 - Cerulean

    Aug 23, 2005 at 8:37 pm

    I was wondering when super-low slung pants would be out for males. I was sort of glad they hadn't come out yet. I'm guessing that they won't catch on with most males because they like to be comforable and unselfconscious.

    Fashion ads seem get a lot of mileage from being shocking. Perhaps nothing else was left but this? No, I'd rather not see some stranger's pubic hair like that.

    "You know this style will be taken up by 40+ guys with love-handles, don't you? Think of salt-and-pepper pubes sprouting over the belt, hidden from the wearer's view by his well-developed pot, but clearly visible to everyone else. ---DrPat"

    I would have seen this as a joke but chubby, out of shape woman are defiantly wearing belly shirts and low slung jeans, their beer bellies and hip handles out for all the world to see so it could happen. There's no limit on who has a shaved head, piercings, tatoos, etc.

    Before the general male population starts shaving their pubic hair we need to take care of a lot of hairy backs and unibrows. It might be good for males who insist their women shave their pubic hair or get bikini waxes do that themselves, though. Could cure a lot of nonsense.

  • 27 - Jewels

    Aug 23, 2005 at 10:30 pm

    Wow! Is that a poodle in your jeans, or are ya happy to be really gross?
    Bobba I am floored.
    Cerulean's comment right on target! Out with the Unibrows! Let's wax 'em.

  • 28 - Torrin Paige

    Aug 24, 2005 at 11:45 am

    Hmm..just to weigh in....if the model in question had, in fact, shaved..I would find it very sexy, being a hetero woman myself. The hair is a little much, but I don't find it offensive..just a bit, umm, bushy. As far as male grooming goes, I asked my hubby to shave...he did..and I find it much more attractive. But that's me. Now onto the topic of this stupid low-slung jeans craze.
    As a curvy girl myself I have found it very difficult to find any jeans that go up to the waist...except for tapered leg "Mom jeans". I don't perticularly want my soft self hanging over the tops of my jeans, but it's hard to find any made correctly anymore. It's about time men have the same problem. Maybe then the manufacturers will start making normal damned jeans again. If enough men are uncomfortable, shit tends to get done. Just an observation.

  • 29 - Bob A. Booey

    Aug 25, 2005 at 1:09 pm

    Hit the treadmill and don't buy Mom Jeans, Torrin. Be a MILF and wear em low.

    That is all.

  • 30 - starry

    Aug 26, 2005 at 5:21 am

    i would love to see you in those D&C jeans Bob...

  • 31 - Bob A. Booey

    Aug 26, 2005 at 6:50 am

    I know, Starry :) You and the rest of the women in America.

    It's D & G though, honey.

    What you offering, baby? I'll model for you girls if the price is right.

    And I'll give all your men tips on how to groom themselves and be almost sexy for y'all. But they'll probably end up cheating on you if I make them even somewhat near the same species as me.

    That is all.

  • 32 - Floris Vermeir

    Aug 26, 2005 at 2:48 pm

    I find them rather low, a bit to low perhaps. I suppose that what goes down will go up a bit later.

    Shaving, not for me, taking a bit off, so its a bit shorter, as some ladies seem to like, that would go.

  • 33 - Jo

    Aug 27, 2005 at 5:27 am

    hmmmmmm.... im thinking im getting old as my first reaction was... pull your pants up and put on a shirt.....

  • 34 - Nick

    Aug 27, 2005 at 6:18 am

    Well im a 17 year old bloke, and i'd say im a pretty good looking bloke. but seriously, there is no way in the name of all things holy that i would ever wear something like that. If you're going to wear something like that, why not save yourself the stupidly large amount of money you're going to pay, and just go sans pants?

  • 35 - Jones Violet

    Aug 27, 2005 at 4:48 pm

    Nick, that is certainly a cheaper way to go! Imagine the money we could all save if we went around pantless.

  • 36 - Ron

    Aug 31, 2005 at 5:47 am

    I have the tees to go with the pants at the Plumberpants Clothing Co.

  • 37 - Cerulean

    Aug 31, 2005 at 8:35 am

    No pants! Hadn't thought of that.

    Torrin, you might look at Ross's and also catalogs. If you have jeans slightly below the natural waist with a wide belt that is sort of the look without the low slungness. One thing I did was pick out the hems and side seams of some "mom" jeans and they became bell bottoms. I just left them unraveled.

    I see young girls all the time who are not overweight but they are pouchy and have no muscle tone, with boxy hip handles sticking out of their low slung jeans. First of all when I was young, no young girls had figures like that, but the main thing is that that style just looks wrong on them.

    On the other hand, I've spent many hours trying to remake clothes to be stylish yet not totally whorelike. It has gotten exhausting. I went out the other day I went out in a strappy tank top with black bra straps visible and I got some dirty looks. It was a hot August day and I just shined them on as best I could. I didn't want to wear the formadehyde shellacked mommy tank tops I had and I didn't want to remake that one.

  • 38 - TinkLix69

    Sep 01, 2005 at 11:19 pm

    I think that men should at least trim a little just as common courtesy if they are planning on having oral sex with a woman. I'm sorry but I just can't stand having to whack through the bush and come out with leaves in my teeth. It's gross when it gets too big and boys just to let you know if you shave your balls you increase the sexual pleasure you recieve

  • 39 - Bob A. Booey

    Sep 01, 2005 at 11:44 pm

    Good for you, Tinx. You go on with your teabagged self, girl.

    Yeah, fat chicks shouldn't wear low-riding jeans.

    That is all.

  • 40 - Bill

    Sep 06, 2005 at 9:24 am

    Oh dear.

    How american is a statement like " selling of increasingly sexualized products to youth and others, but explores how the acceptance of divorce, abortion and other concepts have been marketed to the American people"

    Why are you sooo puritan in the US, the rest of the world IE 95% of the earths population accept these things. You in the US have the christian right and yet you have an enormous divorce rate, much higher in fact than European "non religeous countries". How can that be?

    I guess a lot of you also have problems with low cut jeans because you as a people are so obese.

    Most of you can probably not see your own pubic hair as you are so fat anyway..

  • 41 - Biff69

    Sep 21, 2006 at 4:42 pm

    I rather enjoy the ad. I too sport "pubic pant" and have received many wonderful compliments on such things as the tidiness of said region. Heck, I even had one dude who love the pattern my crop naturally grows in. Kinda weird, but it happened nonetheless. It's all about personal expression, really.

  • 42 - STM

    Sep 22, 2006 at 12:43 am

    Nancy said in #2: " 'Sex appeal' doesn't necessarily mean pushing it all in everyone's face."


    ... as it were

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