For a time I inspect the jiffy bags and the packs of airmail envelopes, lifting the odd one in the hand, turning it this way and that, coddin' on that I'm after something, giving himself out there time enough to have wandered far enough away.
"Good thing about this" a mate told me back one time when I was showin' him the picture of us at thon christening, you remember? "Good thing about this is that all the boyos you used to try an' get off wi' will know you were only messin'."
"What? Surely to God they know by now!"
"Well… There's the odd rumor goin' about yet. Hit the shins off one myself not so long ago. 'He'd be fond of a gargle of the salty yoke' I was told by your one out the petrol station, for instance."
"Jesus!"
Shrugging. "Well, you did grope his arse to him thon time. Tried to lick his ear, an all."
"It was ironic, dammit!"
With a box of driving licence applications held afore her, friend of mine emerges from behind the glass partitions, greeting me with a smile and a "How's yourself?"
"Not bad" says I, testing a green biro on the back of my hand. "You?"
"Ach." She rolls her eyes, tuts. "That Tommy's bein' the right knob so he is. Up all night I was, over the head of him. Comes in drunk at two in the mornin' with a weeks worth of santerin' to do, wouldn't you know? Wakes me up out my sleep and me only half an hour down as it was. 'We've to talk!' says he, and nothing would do him but we were up and sat at the kitchen table thonner - two in the mornin' I say! - assessing the relationship thus far and where we planned to be taking it and by what manner or means we would get there. Notes he was making on the back of the TV Times. Minutes! Quarter by six he finally passed out, praise to Jesus, and me workin' at nine bells."
"Lord above" says I.
She shakes her head. "Shockin'. But here - what's this I heard about yourself and your wee girl? Is it right enough?"
Nodding. "It is."
"Aw that's wicked so it is. I'm sorry to hear it."
Article comments
1 - Mat Brewster
Geezum duke, whenever I've had the break up all I do is sit in the dark room and mope with the sad songs. Here you go and write a marvelous, beautiful thing.
When you going to London?
2 - DukeDeMondo
thank you very much Sir Brewster. i was consciously avoidin sayin too much about certain things for the effect readin said things might have on certain readers (certain reads who saw this before it was published and who could have told me not to let anyone see and didn't and thank you to them also) so there was a border i couldn't cross, meanin it couldn't get excessively bogged down in self obsession to the point of removin all else. still managed to get pretty far up my arse, mind you, which is fair goin.
as to London - september. this time last year i was sayin the same thing, and part of why i didn't go then was to do with stuff to which THIS all relates. sometimes a fella might think "would it've been better to skiddadle then and save all involved this carry-on?" But no. as beautiful a year as e'er a man has spent in the company of a lass, i'd dare say.
god almighty, Sir Brewster, apologies for that excessive reply to a quite simple question...
3 - Aaron Fleming
A beautiful, poetic lament to those dark moments, those horrid instance that forever lurk in the shadows, ready to spring outward just when the joyous and wonderous state of bouyancy has been settled into, then suddenly it's ripped away with cruel lack of emotion...a kick to the gut is as inadequate an analogy as almost any articulation, but you've captured it with the most sublime eloquence. Perfect.
And commiserations with the whole horror, a terrible event it all is, for everyone involved.
4 - DukeDeMondo
sir fleming, thank you no end. bloody hell, that was altogether a beautiful thing for to think and to write and to read.
5 - Mat Brewster
Ah, but think of the glorious reunion between your fine self and Sir Fleming! The two of you in the same city again will surely unfold the mysteries of life, or at least my pernicious pancreas.
6 - Greg Smyth
Ach, how I've missed your bittersweet ramblings Sir Duke. It's only a pity what personal hell you've got to go through to churn out such sparkling prose.
7 - "Blind Dog" Fearon
Ah sir, what a piece o' literature never afore has been seen by the likes o' men. Your writing be a match for the likes o' the big men, the kerouacs, ferlinghettis, ginsbergs, hemmingways, whitmans...etc etc. you'll go far my lad, that you will...you will go far.
8 - DukeDeMondo
Sir Brewster - Myself and Sir Fleming are to be sharing a set of walls and roof, as it happens. the festivals of depravity and wonder and sittin about that will ensue... they will surely drive both of us to dementia afore year's out, God willing.
Sir Smyth - thank you very much. i think it totally accurate to prepose that, in so far as i can tell judging on what i've done during times of great distress and what i've done during times of grandest cheer - cliched as it may be - i think i need to be as miserable as is humanly possible not only to do anythin that i might consider halfways decent (not neccesarily talkin about this here, either) - but to do anythin at all. i mentioned this to you of a time and you, quite rightly, told me i was talkin nonsense. at the time i was, for i had nothin really to back up such claims. judgin on the ammount of stuff i've done the past two weeks in terms of the workrate regardin various ongoing enterprises, it's all to clear to me that the more insufferable i am to be around, the more stuff i get done that's worth the time it took to do. again, not neccesarily talkin about this particular screed, just a general observation that seems relevant given your words what you put on the screen there.
"Blind Dog" - i dunno what to say to that, sir, other than thank you. jesus oh. thank you.
9 - Jon Sobel
Oy vey, that's a mighty fine piece of prose you got there. Ach. Oy. It hurts. I need a bicarb, it's so bitter. A bicarb, I say. Ach. Oy.