In other Paris news, a new video has been released by guess who? No really, guess who? TMZ. This one contains some the most heartbreaking scenes of sadness this celebrity writer has seen since Tom Cruise molested Oprah's couch.
Miraculously, TMZ reporter Harvey Levine scored a one-on-one interview with Paris to discuss the message boards about her on the TMZ site. Titled "Paris Hilton to TMZ - You've Hurt Me Bad" the irony and cruelty on the part of TMZ is unmatched by anything this side of... well it's just not right.
In what appears to be an impromptu interview, Harvey approached publicist Mintz and politely asked if he could speak with Paris about the vicious comments being made regarding his client. Any normal PR person would have run to the hills when approached by TMZ, but Elliot and Paris conferred, threw caution to the wind and these tasty morsels were captured.
Levin asked Paris if he could read her some comments and get her reactions to them -his choices out of the million of so comments where the following:
"Paris is just an overused human condom,"
"Paris is like a fart in a mitten. You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it,"
and, "Would you please drop over dead or commit suicide, you damn slut."
Hilton looked shocked. You can almost see the dawning realization connect within her bitty neurons that she'd been had, but like a person with millions more than the rest of us, she put on her unfazed face and responded politely and demurely: "I'm far less promiscuous than any of my friends," and "I'm judged because of something that an ex-boyfriend did to me. I'm not a slut at all."
With a straight face even.
Paris also stated that the TMZ comments were "very hurtful," and some "make me cry - they think I don't have any feelings."
And some people say Paris is a talentless hack. Nay I say: Paris is an Oscar-contender with nerves of steel.
Article comments
— go to most recent comments1 - Dawn
I just want to point out, in case anyone missed it, Paris said her friends are whores.
And the circle of Paris' friends shrinks ever so slightly once more.
2 - DJRadiohead
An overused human condom.
Damn.
Paris throws people she calls friends under the bus... I wonder what she would do to/for the defenders who will come light Dawn up for daring to write something other than glowing praise about her.
3 - A.L. Harper
Or maybe they know they're whores? Why else would they dress like that and hang out with her?
Never thought of that did you!
4 - Eric Olsen
thanks Dawn, no one tracks these sluts like you do
5 - Victor Plenty
Crikey!
6 - Dawn
Or, being called a whore by Paris is probably some kind of complement A.L. :)
7 - Eric Olsen
I added a link to the "Stars Are Blind" video - very swirly/beach/faux reggae
8 - DJRadiohead
I have been waiting for the opportunity to talk more Paris on the BCRadio Podcast. This is going to rule.
9 - Gordon Hauptfleisch
"Paris is like a fart in a mitten. You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it":
Ah, we'll always have Paris. But this is adding insult to injury.
10 - crhymethinc
Who the hell is Paris Hilton? Did she used to work for Heidi Fleiss?
11 - Moi
Wow, Paris Hilton calling Lindsay Lohan pathetic. "Ring......ring.......hello Pot, this kettle, you are beyond black!" This person is a legend in her own mind and no one buys the, "I'm not a whore and have only had a few boyfriends line." I'm sure the pharmaceutical industry is all the richer for it. BTW, it's not a jealously thing, I wouldn't trade places for a day with her. The thing that irks me about her is that she has all this money and face time and does nothing positive about it. Her actions only prove this, over and over and over again. If you want people to take you seriously, why don't you think about someone besides yourself for a change. Take some of your millions and help out a charity that truly needs it. Spend some time in Katrina ravaged area and get your hands dirty helping to rebuild their homes. Volunteer in a woman's shelter, talk to these women and work with social workers to try to make their life better (sidenote, telling them they are battered because they aren't "hot" is not a help). Go to Africa and see the victims of war, rape and Apartheid (look it up), learn of their plight and help them find hope. This is what irritates the crap out of me the most. People like this complain about how nobody understands them and then cannot understand why messages like this and all the others about her on here exist. Do something positive and selfless with your life for a change, stop being a self-centered, spoiled brat of a b*tch (p.s. you are NOT all that in the least), and maybe you'll find one, sincere person who does not think you are the world's biggest waste of rotten brain matter walking around, making an ongoing ass of yourself and an embarrassment for your family. There's going to come a time, not too long from now, when you'll realize that your 15 minutes of fame is long over, your looks, or lack there of are continuing to fade, you've pushed away all who claimed to be your friend, even the ass-kissers, for the last time, and you'll wonder why no one want to have anything to do with you. You'd best hope that you can open your mouth and have something at least semi-intelligent come out of it, to fall back on. None of us are holding our breaths on this, but you might want to consider picking up a book (your book doesn't count), reading a newspaper, learning what is going on in the world, to be able to commune with people. Honestly? I just feel sorry for you. For all your money and partying ways, you are missing out on so much in life, the important, interesting things that really matter and the sad thing is, you don't even realize it.
12 - M
Paris pays for all the articles written about her. She's not popular because people want to see her, she's in the mags because she shells out enough money for them to print her pictures and write articles about her. TMZ didn't "approach" her. They were paid to do that interview.
13 - Suzy
Since when did Paris Hilton's status of Socialite deserve all of the attention that we are giving her? She is not worthy of us.We really need to stop buying magazines that are about her and I for one will not be buying her CD.If you do buy it all it will do is just generates more money for her.I agree with Moi she could use her millions and help people. There are so many charities that could benefit from her daily shopping sprees alone. I watched a program on MTV where she spent $50,000 on clothes in one store in less then an hour.I changed the channel after seeing that.The money she spends daily on clothes could feed and help so many people who had their lives destroyed by the hurricanes. But she chooses to ignore this fact and only thinks of herself. She can't act or sing, and she changes boyfreinds faster than you can change your underwear. You call Lohan pathetic you need to look in the MIRROR out of all the young people gracing our magazine covers today,Paris you are the butt of all jokes.Another good thing she could do with her money, which I never understood why she hasn't done it yet,is get herself a beak job.If my nose looked like that and I had all that money it would have been fixed a long time ago.And who in the world taught her to pose for pictures? She looks ridiculus with her stomach and pelvis pushed out, she looks like she is going to fall backwards.Paris you shouldn't be surprised by all the negativity you recieve, you have created it by thinking of only yourself. We just want you to go into hibernation for about 50 years.
14 - A
I bet Paris does anal.
15 - Rebecca
I read somewhere recently where Paris said she feels she is, "this generation's Marilyn Monroe." I guess we can add seriously delusional to her list of faults.
16 - Mohjho
I just can't get worked up over Paris.
She has lots of sex, so what.
She is a shallow person, so what.
Lot of that going around.
Maybe it is that so much attention is given her and we pleabs feel threatend. What ever.
Things about Paris to admire:
She gets paid to show up, not a bad gig.
She has a finance bill named after her.
She is not a politician.
17 - Scott Butki
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July 21, 2006
03:02 PMI read somewhere recently where Paris said she feels she is, "this generation's Marilyn Monroe." I guess we can add seriously delusional to her list of faults.
Does this mean she expects to die prematurely?
18 - Dave
Money has and always will ruin people, and Nations, and eventually, the world. All these supposedly, "stars", have no clue.
19 - john
I like Paris, you people wish you could be her.
20 - martinilina
FUCK ALL OF U BITCHES
21 - Jake
John and martinilina: You guys are the dumbest fucks ever to curse the planet. Paris Hilton is a stupid disgusting slut. I would rather die then be her for a day. She represents what is wrong with the world
22 - Luna
Paris should contribute to charity I agree, however it would seem that its easier to spread your legs and show the little cleavage you have.
She's no big deal with the body of a stick and a face that looks like it belongs to an alien. Honestly why would we be jealous of that ? Her money? She's drunk most of the time and goes through men like water. Obviously all that money isn't making her happy. She's busy being young it would seem and nurting a negative self image.
While we're on the discussion of self image...what girl doesn't want to have the allure of Marilyn Monroe? Unfortunately for her however she's not even in the same league as Monroe.
23 - Nancy
If nothing else, she certainly has lots of gall.
24 - Rayven
All i have to say is that paris Hilton is a great role model for me and i would surely like to meet her one day of my life bitch. Now isnt that bout bitchy, bitch. well bye bye and love all bitches.
25 - Jasmine
Everybody on here (including the people that made comments that made her cry) are stupid. This is why she's famous. Look at how much attention you give a NORMAL person with money. I think Paris Hilton is smart (sex tape and all because people were dumb enough to buy what was basically regular porn!!!!!). Bottom line...get off her top!!!