Idiot Horse Bucks Pop Princess Paris Hilton Off Onto Ground
Paris Hilton says she's "lucky" after a horse bucks her off onto the ground. I say the horse needs to learn how to treat a lady, or a princess in this case.
Posted to Culture by Mr. Real Estate on March 20, 2004 03:40 PM
Famous Young Blondes Injured
Paris Hilton was rejected by a horse and Britney Spears danced into herself - is there a plot against famous young blondes? Paris pummeled: Paris Hilton was hospitalized Friday after a horse she was riding threw...
Posted to Culture by Eric Olsen on March 20, 2004 03:15 PM
Paris Hilton Spotted Living The Simple Life in Weeki Wachi Springs
Both Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were spotted decorating mermaid statues in a place that's not too far from Tampa, Fla.
Posted to Culture by Mr. Real Estate on March 19, 2004 09:20 AM
More Than a One-Night Stand For Hilton
It would appear that night vision sex tapes and intense vacuity are no roadblock to stardom, at least if you're Paris Hilton: Star magazine broke the report that the blonde is about to step into...
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on March 13, 2004 01:57 PM
Hey! Where Are My Panties?
It seems that America's fave celebri-sluts are back once again in a brand new TV show this fall on the F*X Network. We get to follow Ms.Paris Hilton and her friend Nicole Richie as they travel the world over. They...
Posted to Video by HW Saxton on February 27, 2004 08:08 AM
My favorite Christmas card of 2003
Alas, I didn't receive it. It's from the Hilton family - Paris, sister Nicky, their two little brothers, and mom and dad. It's the second one down from the top, on the left. Gotta love it. ...
Posted to Culture by bookofjoe on January 1, 2004 02:28 PM
The Simple Life turns sour
The "fun" of Fox's The Simple Life, where we get to watch two spoiled rich girls attempt to deal with life on the farm, is beginning to wear off. It's one thing to take joy in watching them blow...
Posted to Video by Tom Johnson on December 19, 2003 11:25 AM
Hilton to star in second show
Oh, to be vapid, rich and loose.
Posted to Culture by Mac Diva on December 15, 2003 03:08 PM
Silly Slattern Silent
Paris Hilton attended the premiere party Tuesday for her new "reality" show, The Simple Life, but did not speak to the press, because they're mean and stuff and think she is a stupid slut, which just isn't, you...
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on December 4, 2003 11:52 AM
Article comments
— go to most recent comments1 - bhw
That title is disgusting.
2 - Nancy
I dunno...I thought it was kind of spot-on, considering the subject matter.
3 - Nancy
And I still wish I looked that good in a bathing suit....
4 - Eric Olsen
I am sad you don't like my title, bhw (sniff)
5 - Gregg Guetschow
Titles Eric Olsen probably rejected:
Paris Hilton Exposed
Paris Hilton Explored
Paris Hilton Examined
Paris Hilton Uncovered
Paris Hilton Revealed
6 - DrPat
"Covering Paris Hilton" would never get half the comments that "Paris Hilton Probed" has...
7 - Victor Plenty
It's a sentence fragment. Whom did she probe?
(If we really wanted to get disgusting, we could ask "What did she probe?")
But go there, we really should not.
8 - jarboy
or by whom was she probed? better yet, by whom wasn't she probed?
9 - Victor Plenty
"By whom was she probed?" is in the passive voice, and (I think perhaps everyone can agree on this) if Paris Hilton deserves anything at all, she deserves the active voice.
Thus we should ask instead, "Who probed Paris Hilton?"
Then the follow-up question, brilliantly suggested by Jarboy, would translate to "Who hasn't?"
And in the grand tradition of Monty Python, in the ensuing silence, someone far back at the fringes of the crowd would speak up: "I haven't!"
10 - jarboy
victor plenty: And in the grand tradition of Monty Python, in the ensuing silence, someone far back at the fringes of the crowd would speak up: "I haven't!"
that would be tom cruise.
11 - RJ
I give props to anybody who calls her a "strumpet"... :-P
12 - Victor Plenty
That would be an insult to strumpets, RJ. Most women in that profession turn to it for survival, having few other options in life.
Whatever else we might say of Paris Hilton, she is definitely not from an economically underprivileged background.
13 - Eric Olsen
thanks RJ, you've got me there VP - I didn't mean to imply a "working girl," more just a casual slut
14 - SFC SKI
All these articles, and not one of them explains why I should give damn about Paris Hilton.
15 - Eric Olsen
that's exactly why
16 - adam
You should give a damn about Paris Hilton because millions of Americans CARE what a rich, spoiled, wild, pretty, flauntingly self-indulgent American girl does. She's us, that's who she is. She's what we ALL dream of being, and that's why you should give a damn about her. Why, don't you give a damn for the American Dream? Paris Hilton is the American Dream in all its bonkable, bonking glory. Put that in your anti-American pipe and smoke it.
17 - Eric Olsen
you're hilarious Adam
18 - Marcia L. Neil
I believe that hot-oil fast-food restaurant reform is in the offing -- just a hunch and not only my hunch either. beadtot@aol.com
19 - Stalemate
It's unfortunate that people do give a damn about her, which is the problem. But I don't think that many people want to be her--at least the ones that aren't f*cked in the head. Sure, everyone wants to be rich and have the good life, but lazy, wild and spoiled? Those don't sound like ideal qualities.
By the way, another quality she has that people don't don't about is racist. She referred to two black men as niggers after they asked her to see some fashion line of theirs or something. You can read about it on the web, but she did call them niggers.
20 - Monica
Real Americans do not give a DAM about a NO TALENT, SPOILED, SKINNY-ASS, POMPOUS person like Paris Hilton. I have never heard anyone say, that they wish to be Paris Hilton? Adam... you are clueless...are doing drugs...
Simple Life is a stupid TV show, with talent-less characters. What is Paris Hilton claim to fame? Would anybody have noticed her, if she wasn't one of the Hilton Heirs? She does not have a unique beauty about her , such as a Catherine Zeta Jones, Julia Roberts, or Hallie Berry.
Parading around a Vehicle , supposely advertising for a Fast Food restaurant certianly speaks volumes....
Paris Hilton is not even strikingly beautiful,I can go to any beach and point out young women who pretty much have the same look as Paris Hilton. she has NO ASS AT ALL, Flat chested...but walking around in a bathing suit....PLEASE...
Paris has made racial comments in the past, and like others denied it ...but best believe .. if you open a HIP-HOP magazine..you will fine Paris Hilton Bulimic Ass sucking face with the very same black men, she calls Nigger...
I see her getting the BOTOX shots, Breast & Ass implants...in her future.
21 - Eric Olsen
you mean like the Hoover Dam or a smaller one? Perhaps a beaver's dam
22 - Butthead
He said beaver. Uh-huhuhhuhhuhuhhuh. Beaver.
23 - Beavis
Yeah! Beaver! yeah. Beaver.
24 - reggie
There's a blog for Paris Hilton?
*Goes to throw up*
*Returns*
There's a blog for Pari....?!?!?
*goes to throw up again*
There's a ....?!?!?!
OMFG!!!!
I have no idea why i dislike such a beautiful person....no wait, yes i do--THE FACT THAT ALL SHE HAS IS MONEY, STUNNING GOOD LOOKS AND SAYS "THAT'S HOT"...and people worship her for it!!
*throws up*
25 - $ara
Omg, ok lets get this clear: Paris Hilton's ONLY reason of fame is..MONEY.. duh! I mean, otherwise, she's not even smart or anythin. Just coz she has money, she can be an actress/singer/model WHAT SHE WANTS!! It's kinda hilarous..
Yer, maybe she's cool, but she didn't have to do ANYTHING to get there! She didn't build those hotels, her FAMILY did.. :-S
*over and out*
Sara from Denmark.