Paris and Nicole: Hot Not
I have been somewhat surprised by, and even admired, the way Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have maintained their rather sweet girlish friendship that is at the heart of their The Simple Life series. But, alas, all good things...
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on April 21, 2005 11:57 AM
House of Wax - Perfidious Paraffin, May 6!
(click for Paris Hilton podcast, trailers, contest, screenings, blah blah) What begins as a weekend getaway for six friends becomes a terrifying fight for their lives in HOUSE OF WAX, a re-imagining of the 1953 horror classic from Dark...
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on April 15, 2005 11:15 AM
Paris Hilton Annoyed No One Has Asked Her What She Thinks
Written by Joe Wilson LOS ANGELES, Calif. (PoopyCaca.com) - Hotel heiress, reality show star and "independent film actress," Paris Hilton is "just really, really annoyed" that no media outlet contacted her for comment about Terri Schiavo or Pope John Paul II....
Posted to Culture by PoopyCaca on April 2, 2005 03:00 PM
Celebrity Hacking
Paris Hilton's phone - a T-Mobile Sidekick - was reported hacked, per Drudge The DRUDGE REPORT has confirmed the authenticity of many of the unlisted and super-secret numbers: Private phone numbers and email addresses of Eminem, Lindsay Lohan, Christina...
Posted to Culture by Aaman Lamba on February 21, 2005 10:28 AM
Paris Hilton Buys Hollywood Hills Home
She fell in love with this luxury home priced just under $3 million, says Uncle Maricio.
Posted to Culture by Mr. Real Estate on January 7, 2005 08:30 AM
Dumpster Bust Media Shakedown: Paris Hilton Banned from Lowdown
Stop the presses. Paris Hilton, she of richer-than-you-or-I-will-ever-be-heritage and naughty naughty sex videos and exploitive and insipid reality television has finally been brought to justice. Well, maybe not. But she has been banned by Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown column in New York...
Posted to Culture by Eric Berlin on December 23, 2004 06:53 PM
CONFESSIONS OF AN HEIRESS
Paris Hilton has a new book out. When did she find the time to write...
Posted to Books by copygodd on September 21, 2004 02:01 PM
"Video, what video?"
Nobody's fool, that Nick: Paris Hilton could not keep the news of her porn video from beau Nick Carter forever. He had long wondered why everyone pointed and snickered but didn't want to be, you know, paranoid. Alas, he is...
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on July 26, 2004 12:04 PM
Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie Grace Real Estate, Nudists With Bare Asses
Simple Life stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie grace another piece of Florida real estate with their presence, baring their naked asses for the world to see.
Posted to Culture by Mr. Real Estate on June 24, 2004 09:59 AM
Article comments
— go to most recent comments1 - bhw
That title is disgusting.
2 - Nancy
I dunno...I thought it was kind of spot-on, considering the subject matter.
3 - Nancy
And I still wish I looked that good in a bathing suit....
4 - Eric Olsen
I am sad you don't like my title, bhw (sniff)
5 - Gregg Guetschow
Titles Eric Olsen probably rejected:
Paris Hilton Exposed
Paris Hilton Explored
Paris Hilton Examined
Paris Hilton Uncovered
Paris Hilton Revealed
6 - DrPat
"Covering Paris Hilton" would never get half the comments that "Paris Hilton Probed" has...
7 - Victor Plenty
It's a sentence fragment. Whom did she probe?
(If we really wanted to get disgusting, we could ask "What did she probe?")
But go there, we really should not.
8 - jarboy
or by whom was she probed? better yet, by whom wasn't she probed?
9 - Victor Plenty
"By whom was she probed?" is in the passive voice, and (I think perhaps everyone can agree on this) if Paris Hilton deserves anything at all, she deserves the active voice.
Thus we should ask instead, "Who probed Paris Hilton?"
Then the follow-up question, brilliantly suggested by Jarboy, would translate to "Who hasn't?"
And in the grand tradition of Monty Python, in the ensuing silence, someone far back at the fringes of the crowd would speak up: "I haven't!"
10 - jarboy
victor plenty: And in the grand tradition of Monty Python, in the ensuing silence, someone far back at the fringes of the crowd would speak up: "I haven't!"
that would be tom cruise.
11 - RJ
I give props to anybody who calls her a "strumpet"... :-P
12 - Victor Plenty
That would be an insult to strumpets, RJ. Most women in that profession turn to it for survival, having few other options in life.
Whatever else we might say of Paris Hilton, she is definitely not from an economically underprivileged background.
13 - Eric Olsen
thanks RJ, you've got me there VP - I didn't mean to imply a "working girl," more just a casual slut
14 - SFC SKI
All these articles, and not one of them explains why I should give damn about Paris Hilton.
15 - Eric Olsen
that's exactly why
16 - adam
You should give a damn about Paris Hilton because millions of Americans CARE what a rich, spoiled, wild, pretty, flauntingly self-indulgent American girl does. She's us, that's who she is. She's what we ALL dream of being, and that's why you should give a damn about her. Why, don't you give a damn for the American Dream? Paris Hilton is the American Dream in all its bonkable, bonking glory. Put that in your anti-American pipe and smoke it.
17 - Eric Olsen
you're hilarious Adam
18 - Marcia L. Neil
I believe that hot-oil fast-food restaurant reform is in the offing -- just a hunch and not only my hunch either. beadtot@aol.com
19 - Stalemate
It's unfortunate that people do give a damn about her, which is the problem. But I don't think that many people want to be her--at least the ones that aren't f*cked in the head. Sure, everyone wants to be rich and have the good life, but lazy, wild and spoiled? Those don't sound like ideal qualities.
By the way, another quality she has that people don't don't about is racist. She referred to two black men as niggers after they asked her to see some fashion line of theirs or something. You can read about it on the web, but she did call them niggers.
20 - Monica
Real Americans do not give a DAM about a NO TALENT, SPOILED, SKINNY-ASS, POMPOUS person like Paris Hilton. I have never heard anyone say, that they wish to be Paris Hilton? Adam... you are clueless...are doing drugs...
Simple Life is a stupid TV show, with talent-less characters. What is Paris Hilton claim to fame? Would anybody have noticed her, if she wasn't one of the Hilton Heirs? She does not have a unique beauty about her , such as a Catherine Zeta Jones, Julia Roberts, or Hallie Berry.
Parading around a Vehicle , supposely advertising for a Fast Food restaurant certianly speaks volumes....
Paris Hilton is not even strikingly beautiful,I can go to any beach and point out young women who pretty much have the same look as Paris Hilton. she has NO ASS AT ALL, Flat chested...but walking around in a bathing suit....PLEASE...
Paris has made racial comments in the past, and like others denied it ...but best believe .. if you open a HIP-HOP magazine..you will fine Paris Hilton Bulimic Ass sucking face with the very same black men, she calls Nigger...
I see her getting the BOTOX shots, Breast & Ass implants...in her future.
21 - Eric Olsen
you mean like the Hoover Dam or a smaller one? Perhaps a beaver's dam
22 - Butthead
He said beaver. Uh-huhuhhuhhuhuhhuh. Beaver.
23 - Beavis
Yeah! Beaver! yeah. Beaver.
24 - reggie
There's a blog for Paris Hilton?
*Goes to throw up*
*Returns*
There's a blog for Pari....?!?!?
*goes to throw up again*
There's a ....?!?!?!
OMFG!!!!
I have no idea why i dislike such a beautiful person....no wait, yes i do--THE FACT THAT ALL SHE HAS IS MONEY, STUNNING GOOD LOOKS AND SAYS "THAT'S HOT"...and people worship her for it!!
*throws up*
25 - $ara
Omg, ok lets get this clear: Paris Hilton's ONLY reason of fame is..MONEY.. duh! I mean, otherwise, she's not even smart or anythin. Just coz she has money, she can be an actress/singer/model WHAT SHE WANTS!! It's kinda hilarous..
Yer, maybe she's cool, but she didn't have to do ANYTHING to get there! She didn't build those hotels, her FAMILY did.. :-S
*over and out*
Sara from Denmark.