Paris and Nicole Back for Simple Life 4
Neither feuds, nor tudes, ludes, dudes, or prudes will keep Paris Hilton, 24, AND Nicole Richie, 23, from The Simple Life. Both have been signed to a fourth season of their fish-out-of-water reality show wherein the pampered progenies encounter...
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on July 29, 2005 05:55 PM
I Want to Be a Hilton
They "Want to be a Hilton." Why? And is Kathy Hilton the right person to be teaching lessons on proper social behavior?
Posted to Video by Patfish on June 23, 2005 02:14 AM
Paris Hilton and Her Spicy Thickburger Go East
Next up for Paris Hilton: a handoff from Carl's Jr. to its corporate sibling Hardee's, as her infamous, lubricious swimsuit-Bentley-running hose-burger orgy TV commercial goes east to launch the new Spicy BBQ Thickburger, topped with...
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on June 15, 2005 08:42 PM
The Paris Hilton Factor
A mathmatical computation of the prospects of universal celebrity.
Posted to Culture by Gregg Guetschow on June 11, 2005 02:43 PM
Paris Hilton and Her Mother Go Gay (Pride Parade)
Paris Hilton and her mother Kathy will be grand marshalls of the Los Angeles Gay, Lesbian, Bi-Sexual & Transgender Pride Parade, expected to draw tens-of-thousands of celebrants this Sunday in West Hollywood. This is the 35th anniversary of the parade,...
Posted to Culture by Eric Olsen on June 10, 2005 02:51 PM
"I Love Paris" (Hilton) - Song From Ad to Be Released
Fresh on the heels of Carl’s Jr.’s latest TV ad campaign featuring a soaped-up, hamburger-loving Paris Hilton (ad here), HUM Recordings today announced plans to release a full-length version of the song...
Posted to Music by Eric Olsen on June 8, 2005 03:40 PM
A quick note to the PTC, Re Paris Hilton hamburger ad
Once again as I said before, "When I started writing this column, it wasn’t to be an anti "Parents Television Council" forum". CHILD OF TELEVISION: My message to "The Parents Television Council". CHILD OF TELEVISION: Another message to "The Parents...
Posted to Culture by Tony Figueroa on June 3, 2005 01:12 PM
Lustful Sex is Good
Have you heard about the new Carl's Jr. commercial with Paris Hilton? This commercial is hot, it sizzles, it is provactive and sexy. In fact, it was so popular that it crashed Carl's Jr. server right after it came...
Posted to Culture by Stacy L Harp on May 24, 2005 04:27 PM
Photo Reveals "Real" Reason Nicole Richie Fired From The Simple Life?
While Paris Hilton has been burning for weeks over her falling out with former The Simple Life co-star Nicole Richie, the hotel heiress famous for being famous still refuses to say what prompted the feud. In April, Hilton...
Posted to Culture by copygodd on May 24, 2005 01:43 AM
Article comments
— go to most recent comments1 - bhw
That title is disgusting.
2 - Nancy
I dunno...I thought it was kind of spot-on, considering the subject matter.
3 - Nancy
And I still wish I looked that good in a bathing suit....
4 - Eric Olsen
I am sad you don't like my title, bhw (sniff)
5 - Gregg Guetschow
Titles Eric Olsen probably rejected:
Paris Hilton Exposed
Paris Hilton Explored
Paris Hilton Examined
Paris Hilton Uncovered
Paris Hilton Revealed
6 - DrPat
"Covering Paris Hilton" would never get half the comments that "Paris Hilton Probed" has...
7 - Victor Plenty
It's a sentence fragment. Whom did she probe?
(If we really wanted to get disgusting, we could ask "What did she probe?")
But go there, we really should not.
8 - jarboy
or by whom was she probed? better yet, by whom wasn't she probed?
9 - Victor Plenty
"By whom was she probed?" is in the passive voice, and (I think perhaps everyone can agree on this) if Paris Hilton deserves anything at all, she deserves the active voice.
Thus we should ask instead, "Who probed Paris Hilton?"
Then the follow-up question, brilliantly suggested by Jarboy, would translate to "Who hasn't?"
And in the grand tradition of Monty Python, in the ensuing silence, someone far back at the fringes of the crowd would speak up: "I haven't!"
10 - jarboy
victor plenty: And in the grand tradition of Monty Python, in the ensuing silence, someone far back at the fringes of the crowd would speak up: "I haven't!"
that would be tom cruise.
11 - RJ
I give props to anybody who calls her a "strumpet"... :-P
12 - Victor Plenty
That would be an insult to strumpets, RJ. Most women in that profession turn to it for survival, having few other options in life.
Whatever else we might say of Paris Hilton, she is definitely not from an economically underprivileged background.
13 - Eric Olsen
thanks RJ, you've got me there VP - I didn't mean to imply a "working girl," more just a casual slut
14 - SFC SKI
All these articles, and not one of them explains why I should give damn about Paris Hilton.
15 - Eric Olsen
that's exactly why
16 - adam
You should give a damn about Paris Hilton because millions of Americans CARE what a rich, spoiled, wild, pretty, flauntingly self-indulgent American girl does. She's us, that's who she is. She's what we ALL dream of being, and that's why you should give a damn about her. Why, don't you give a damn for the American Dream? Paris Hilton is the American Dream in all its bonkable, bonking glory. Put that in your anti-American pipe and smoke it.
17 - Eric Olsen
you're hilarious Adam
18 - Marcia L. Neil
I believe that hot-oil fast-food restaurant reform is in the offing -- just a hunch and not only my hunch either. beadtot@aol.com
19 - Stalemate
It's unfortunate that people do give a damn about her, which is the problem. But I don't think that many people want to be her--at least the ones that aren't f*cked in the head. Sure, everyone wants to be rich and have the good life, but lazy, wild and spoiled? Those don't sound like ideal qualities.
By the way, another quality she has that people don't don't about is racist. She referred to two black men as niggers after they asked her to see some fashion line of theirs or something. You can read about it on the web, but she did call them niggers.
20 - Monica
Real Americans do not give a DAM about a NO TALENT, SPOILED, SKINNY-ASS, POMPOUS person like Paris Hilton. I have never heard anyone say, that they wish to be Paris Hilton? Adam... you are clueless...are doing drugs...
Simple Life is a stupid TV show, with talent-less characters. What is Paris Hilton claim to fame? Would anybody have noticed her, if she wasn't one of the Hilton Heirs? She does not have a unique beauty about her , such as a Catherine Zeta Jones, Julia Roberts, or Hallie Berry.
Parading around a Vehicle , supposely advertising for a Fast Food restaurant certianly speaks volumes....
Paris Hilton is not even strikingly beautiful,I can go to any beach and point out young women who pretty much have the same look as Paris Hilton. she has NO ASS AT ALL, Flat chested...but walking around in a bathing suit....PLEASE...
Paris has made racial comments in the past, and like others denied it ...but best believe .. if you open a HIP-HOP magazine..you will fine Paris Hilton Bulimic Ass sucking face with the very same black men, she calls Nigger...
I see her getting the BOTOX shots, Breast & Ass implants...in her future.
21 - Eric Olsen
you mean like the Hoover Dam or a smaller one? Perhaps a beaver's dam
22 - Butthead
He said beaver. Uh-huhuhhuhhuhuhhuh. Beaver.
23 - Beavis
Yeah! Beaver! yeah. Beaver.
24 - reggie
There's a blog for Paris Hilton?
*Goes to throw up*
*Returns*
There's a blog for Pari....?!?!?
*goes to throw up again*
There's a ....?!?!?!
OMFG!!!!
I have no idea why i dislike such a beautiful person....no wait, yes i do--THE FACT THAT ALL SHE HAS IS MONEY, STUNNING GOOD LOOKS AND SAYS "THAT'S HOT"...and people worship her for it!!
*throws up*
25 - $ara
Omg, ok lets get this clear: Paris Hilton's ONLY reason of fame is..MONEY.. duh! I mean, otherwise, she's not even smart or anythin. Just coz she has money, she can be an actress/singer/model WHAT SHE WANTS!! It's kinda hilarous..
Yer, maybe she's cool, but she didn't have to do ANYTHING to get there! She didn't build those hotels, her FAMILY did.. :-S
*over and out*
Sara from Denmark.