Paris Hilton Sued By Diamond Heiress Zeta Graft, Business Promoter Brian Quintana
Paris Hilton is under fire from Zeta Graft, diamond-heiress, for comments appearing in the New York Post.
Posted to Culture by Mr. Real Estate on January 5, 2006 10:06 AM
Paris Hilton Pervades, Pooch People Pooh-pooh Her, "Come Back Nicole, All Is Forgiven"
Lanky party celebutant, reality TV and inadvertent porn star, "actress," "singer," fashionista, American princess, knucklehead: the Lycos 50 2005 report and AOL Search 2005 most-popular search lists reveal that Paris Hilton, in the number 1 search spot, still...
Posted to Culture by Eric Olsen on December 14, 2005 03:17 PM
Paris and Nicole's Simple Life Moves to E!
Where do America's favorite celebutants go when their messy complications become too much even for the Fox Network? They go to E!, of course. While Fox tends to specialize in the sensational and tawdry, many of its shows have been known...
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on November 30, 2005 12:35 PM
Paris Hilton, American Princess
Paris Hilton recently announced that, "I'm the closest thing to American royalty..." At first, I was annoyed. Then, I was sickened. Then, I decided that she was right. Royalty has often been held to personify the zeitgeist of a time...
Posted to Culture by Michael D. Bryan on October 3, 2005 04:49 AM
Paris Hilton Calls Off Engagement
Four months after the proposal to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis, Paris Hilton calls off her engagement. According to her aunt Kyle Richards (as quoted in this article by People Magazine), Paris acknowledges her youth and wants to make...
Posted to Culture by Erin McMaster on October 2, 2005 01:37 AM
Teen People Asks - "What Hollywood Celebs Are Set To Wed?"
Crazy times in the world of the Hollywood teen idol types, crazy bed-hopping, ring-giving, ring-flinging times. Movie stars, pop sensations, reality TV alumni, all of them swapping husbands and wives and mortgages like there's no tomorrow, maybe on account of...
Posted to Video by Duke De Mondo on September 28, 2005 06:49 PM
Review: Female Chauvinist Pigs by Ariel Levy
Ariel Levy's book Female Chauvinist Pigs: Women and the Rise of Raunch Culture takes on pop culture's objectification of women, and the new breed of Paris Hilton wannabes who willingly go along, exploiting their own bodies and degrading their sexuality. The...
Posted to Books by John Zorabedian on September 21, 2005 01:29 AM
Hilton Hacking Techno Teen Sentenced
No, it wasn't Nicole Richie who hacked Paris Hilton's Sidekick — the snooty phone-organizer-camera device that stores videos, photos and other data on T-Mobile's central computer servers — and posted her revealing photos and celebrity phone numbers on the Internet. The...
Posted to Culture by Eric Olsen on September 14, 2005 12:09 PM
Article comments
— go to most recent comments1 - bhw
That title is disgusting.
2 - Nancy
I dunno...I thought it was kind of spot-on, considering the subject matter.
3 - Nancy
And I still wish I looked that good in a bathing suit....
4 - Eric Olsen
I am sad you don't like my title, bhw (sniff)
5 - Gregg Guetschow
Titles Eric Olsen probably rejected:
Paris Hilton Exposed
Paris Hilton Explored
Paris Hilton Examined
Paris Hilton Uncovered
Paris Hilton Revealed
6 - DrPat
"Covering Paris Hilton" would never get half the comments that "Paris Hilton Probed" has...
7 - Victor Plenty
It's a sentence fragment. Whom did she probe?
(If we really wanted to get disgusting, we could ask "What did she probe?")
But go there, we really should not.
8 - jarboy
or by whom was she probed? better yet, by whom wasn't she probed?
9 - Victor Plenty
"By whom was she probed?" is in the passive voice, and (I think perhaps everyone can agree on this) if Paris Hilton deserves anything at all, she deserves the active voice.
Thus we should ask instead, "Who probed Paris Hilton?"
Then the follow-up question, brilliantly suggested by Jarboy, would translate to "Who hasn't?"
And in the grand tradition of Monty Python, in the ensuing silence, someone far back at the fringes of the crowd would speak up: "I haven't!"
10 - jarboy
victor plenty: And in the grand tradition of Monty Python, in the ensuing silence, someone far back at the fringes of the crowd would speak up: "I haven't!"
that would be tom cruise.
11 - RJ
I give props to anybody who calls her a "strumpet"... :-P
12 - Victor Plenty
That would be an insult to strumpets, RJ. Most women in that profession turn to it for survival, having few other options in life.
Whatever else we might say of Paris Hilton, she is definitely not from an economically underprivileged background.
13 - Eric Olsen
thanks RJ, you've got me there VP - I didn't mean to imply a "working girl," more just a casual slut
14 - SFC SKI
All these articles, and not one of them explains why I should give damn about Paris Hilton.
15 - Eric Olsen
that's exactly why
16 - adam
You should give a damn about Paris Hilton because millions of Americans CARE what a rich, spoiled, wild, pretty, flauntingly self-indulgent American girl does. She's us, that's who she is. She's what we ALL dream of being, and that's why you should give a damn about her. Why, don't you give a damn for the American Dream? Paris Hilton is the American Dream in all its bonkable, bonking glory. Put that in your anti-American pipe and smoke it.
17 - Eric Olsen
you're hilarious Adam
18 - Marcia L. Neil
I believe that hot-oil fast-food restaurant reform is in the offing -- just a hunch and not only my hunch either. beadtot@aol.com
19 - Stalemate
It's unfortunate that people do give a damn about her, which is the problem. But I don't think that many people want to be her--at least the ones that aren't f*cked in the head. Sure, everyone wants to be rich and have the good life, but lazy, wild and spoiled? Those don't sound like ideal qualities.
By the way, another quality she has that people don't don't about is racist. She referred to two black men as niggers after they asked her to see some fashion line of theirs or something. You can read about it on the web, but she did call them niggers.
20 - Monica
Real Americans do not give a DAM about a NO TALENT, SPOILED, SKINNY-ASS, POMPOUS person like Paris Hilton. I have never heard anyone say, that they wish to be Paris Hilton? Adam... you are clueless...are doing drugs...
Simple Life is a stupid TV show, with talent-less characters. What is Paris Hilton claim to fame? Would anybody have noticed her, if she wasn't one of the Hilton Heirs? She does not have a unique beauty about her , such as a Catherine Zeta Jones, Julia Roberts, or Hallie Berry.
Parading around a Vehicle , supposely advertising for a Fast Food restaurant certianly speaks volumes....
Paris Hilton is not even strikingly beautiful,I can go to any beach and point out young women who pretty much have the same look as Paris Hilton. she has NO ASS AT ALL, Flat chested...but walking around in a bathing suit....PLEASE...
Paris has made racial comments in the past, and like others denied it ...but best believe .. if you open a HIP-HOP magazine..you will fine Paris Hilton Bulimic Ass sucking face with the very same black men, she calls Nigger...
I see her getting the BOTOX shots, Breast & Ass implants...in her future.
21 - Eric Olsen
you mean like the Hoover Dam or a smaller one? Perhaps a beaver's dam
22 - Butthead
He said beaver. Uh-huhuhhuhhuhuhhuh. Beaver.
23 - Beavis
Yeah! Beaver! yeah. Beaver.
24 - reggie
There's a blog for Paris Hilton?
*Goes to throw up*
*Returns*
There's a blog for Pari....?!?!?
*goes to throw up again*
There's a ....?!?!?!
OMFG!!!!
I have no idea why i dislike such a beautiful person....no wait, yes i do--THE FACT THAT ALL SHE HAS IS MONEY, STUNNING GOOD LOOKS AND SAYS "THAT'S HOT"...and people worship her for it!!
*throws up*
25 - $ara
Omg, ok lets get this clear: Paris Hilton's ONLY reason of fame is..MONEY.. duh! I mean, otherwise, she's not even smart or anythin. Just coz she has money, she can be an actress/singer/model WHAT SHE WANTS!! It's kinda hilarous..
Yer, maybe she's cool, but she didn't have to do ANYTHING to get there! She didn't build those hotels, her FAMILY did.. :-S
*over and out*
Sara from Denmark.