The celebrity of Paris Hilton is hard to explain and/or justify - or is it? Isn't the ability to become known for being known among the rarest of talents? We are following the American princess/strumpet heiress:
Paris Hilton Speaks: TMZ "Mean and Sadistic," Lindsay Lohan "Pathetic"
Paris Hilton, promoting her catchy new single "Stars Are Blind," is also on a whirlwind tour of emotions, creating one of the more challenging weeks in the long and illustrious career of her publicist, Elliot Mintz. Paris is once again...
Posted to Culture by Dawn Olsen on July 20, 2006 02:00 PM
BCRadio - June 5, 2006
Springsteen, Bonamassa, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, Scott Sauerbeck, XBox Live Arcade, and more on BCRadio.
Posted to Culture by DJRadiohead on June 6, 2006 10:06 AM
Paris Hilton to Release Reggae/Hip Hop Album
We must repent, for the day of judgment is upon us.
Posted to Music by Pete Blackwell on May 31, 2006 10:51 AM
Paris Hilton Launches Music Career, World Shrugs
Clearly chastened by the Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch" debacle of last week, Paris Hilton, 25—quite possibly the most relentlessly annoying celebrity on earth—is attempting to silence her critics. How, you might ask? Cutting a record of...
Posted to Music by Dawn Olsen on May 26, 2006 10:03 PM
Paris Hilton-Lindsay Lohan Tiff: "Firecrotch" Not Nearly As Funny In Rewind
Mistress of all media and street skank Paris Hilton has done the unimaginable: she has cast Lindsay Lohan in the role of sympathetic victim. How? Paris's adventures began over Mother's Day weekend. In true wealth-wasted-on-the-wealthy style, Paris spent thousands of...
Posted to Culture by Dawn Olsen on May 18, 2006 03:36 PM
E3 2006: Paris Hilton Embarrasses At E3
Paris Hilton got the name of her own forthcoming mobile game wrong at the E3 Expo.
Posted to Gaming by Igniq on May 14, 2006 12:33 AM
Gameloft Making Paris Hilton Mobile Games
A new series of mobile games featuring the likeness of Paris Hilton will debut sometime this summer.
Posted to Gaming by Igniq on April 20, 2006 09:56 PM
Paris Hilton On Short-List To Play Mother Teresa Role
Would Paris Hilton's XXX film featuring her romp with Rick Salomon corrupt the image of Mother Theresa?
Posted to Video by Mr. Real Estate on April 4, 2006 01:16 PM
Nicky Hilton Launches Clothing Line
Nicky Hilton, sister of Paris Hilton, launched her new clothing line while in Las Vegas recently.
Posted to Culture by Mr. Real Estate on February 25, 2006 05:56 PM
Paris Hilton Sued By Diamond Heiress Zeta Graft, Business Promoter Brian Quintana
Paris Hilton is under fire from Zeta Graft, diamond-heiress, for comments appearing in the New York Post.
Posted to Culture by Mr. Real Estate on January 5, 2006 10:06 AM
Paris Hilton Pervades, Pooch People Pooh-pooh Her, "Come Back Nicole, All Is Forgiven"
Lanky party celebutant, reality TV and inadvertent porn star, "actress," "singer," fashionista, American princess, knucklehead: the Lycos 50 2005 report and AOL Search 2005 most-popular search lists reveal that Paris Hilton, in the number 1 search spot, still...
Posted to Culture by Eric Olsen on December 14, 2005 03:17 PM
Paris and Nicole's Simple Life Moves to E!
Where do America's favorite celebutants go when their messy complications become too much even for the Fox Network? They go to E!, of course. While Fox tends to specialize in the sensational and tawdry, many of its shows have been known...
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on November 30, 2005 12:35 PM
Paris Hilton, American Princess
Paris Hilton recently announced that, "I'm the closest thing to American royalty..." At first, I was annoyed. Then, I was sickened. Then, I decided that she was right. Royalty has often been held to personify the zeitgeist of a time...
Posted to Culture by Michael D. Bryan on October 3, 2005 04:49 AM
Article comments
— go to most recent comments1 - bhw
That title is disgusting.
2 - Nancy
I dunno...I thought it was kind of spot-on, considering the subject matter.
3 - Nancy
And I still wish I looked that good in a bathing suit....
4 - Eric Olsen
I am sad you don't like my title, bhw (sniff)
5 - Gregg Guetschow
Titles Eric Olsen probably rejected:
Paris Hilton Exposed
Paris Hilton Explored
Paris Hilton Examined
Paris Hilton Uncovered
Paris Hilton Revealed
6 - DrPat
"Covering Paris Hilton" would never get half the comments that "Paris Hilton Probed" has...
7 - Victor Plenty
It's a sentence fragment. Whom did she probe?
(If we really wanted to get disgusting, we could ask "What did she probe?")
But go there, we really should not.
8 - jarboy
or by whom was she probed? better yet, by whom wasn't she probed?
9 - Victor Plenty
"By whom was she probed?" is in the passive voice, and (I think perhaps everyone can agree on this) if Paris Hilton deserves anything at all, she deserves the active voice.
Thus we should ask instead, "Who probed Paris Hilton?"
Then the follow-up question, brilliantly suggested by Jarboy, would translate to "Who hasn't?"
And in the grand tradition of Monty Python, in the ensuing silence, someone far back at the fringes of the crowd would speak up: "I haven't!"
10 - jarboy
victor plenty: And in the grand tradition of Monty Python, in the ensuing silence, someone far back at the fringes of the crowd would speak up: "I haven't!"
that would be tom cruise.
11 - RJ
I give props to anybody who calls her a "strumpet"... :-P
12 - Victor Plenty
That would be an insult to strumpets, RJ. Most women in that profession turn to it for survival, having few other options in life.
Whatever else we might say of Paris Hilton, she is definitely not from an economically underprivileged background.
13 - Eric Olsen
thanks RJ, you've got me there VP - I didn't mean to imply a "working girl," more just a casual slut
14 - SFC SKI
All these articles, and not one of them explains why I should give damn about Paris Hilton.
15 - Eric Olsen
that's exactly why
16 - adam
You should give a damn about Paris Hilton because millions of Americans CARE what a rich, spoiled, wild, pretty, flauntingly self-indulgent American girl does. She's us, that's who she is. She's what we ALL dream of being, and that's why you should give a damn about her. Why, don't you give a damn for the American Dream? Paris Hilton is the American Dream in all its bonkable, bonking glory. Put that in your anti-American pipe and smoke it.
17 - Eric Olsen
you're hilarious Adam
18 - Marcia L. Neil
I believe that hot-oil fast-food restaurant reform is in the offing -- just a hunch and not only my hunch either. beadtot@aol.com
19 - Stalemate
It's unfortunate that people do give a damn about her, which is the problem. But I don't think that many people want to be her--at least the ones that aren't f*cked in the head. Sure, everyone wants to be rich and have the good life, but lazy, wild and spoiled? Those don't sound like ideal qualities.
By the way, another quality she has that people don't don't about is racist. She referred to two black men as niggers after they asked her to see some fashion line of theirs or something. You can read about it on the web, but she did call them niggers.
20 - Monica
Real Americans do not give a DAM about a NO TALENT, SPOILED, SKINNY-ASS, POMPOUS person like Paris Hilton. I have never heard anyone say, that they wish to be Paris Hilton? Adam... you are clueless...are doing drugs...
Simple Life is a stupid TV show, with talent-less characters. What is Paris Hilton claim to fame? Would anybody have noticed her, if she wasn't one of the Hilton Heirs? She does not have a unique beauty about her , such as a Catherine Zeta Jones, Julia Roberts, or Hallie Berry.
Parading around a Vehicle , supposely advertising for a Fast Food restaurant certianly speaks volumes....
Paris Hilton is not even strikingly beautiful,I can go to any beach and point out young women who pretty much have the same look as Paris Hilton. she has NO ASS AT ALL, Flat chested...but walking around in a bathing suit....PLEASE...
Paris has made racial comments in the past, and like others denied it ...but best believe .. if you open a HIP-HOP magazine..you will fine Paris Hilton Bulimic Ass sucking face with the very same black men, she calls Nigger...
I see her getting the BOTOX shots, Breast & Ass implants...in her future.
21 - Eric Olsen
you mean like the Hoover Dam or a smaller one? Perhaps a beaver's dam
22 - Butthead
He said beaver. Uh-huhuhhuhhuhuhhuh. Beaver.
23 - Beavis
Yeah! Beaver! yeah. Beaver.
24 - reggie
There's a blog for Paris Hilton?
*Goes to throw up*
*Returns*
There's a blog for Pari....?!?!?
*goes to throw up again*
There's a ....?!?!?!
OMFG!!!!
I have no idea why i dislike such a beautiful person....no wait, yes i do--THE FACT THAT ALL SHE HAS IS MONEY, STUNNING GOOD LOOKS AND SAYS "THAT'S HOT"...and people worship her for it!!
*throws up*
25 - $ara
Omg, ok lets get this clear: Paris Hilton's ONLY reason of fame is..MONEY.. duh! I mean, otherwise, she's not even smart or anythin. Just coz she has money, she can be an actress/singer/model WHAT SHE WANTS!! It's kinda hilarous..
Yer, maybe she's cool, but she didn't have to do ANYTHING to get there! She didn't build those hotels, her FAMILY did.. :-S
*over and out*
Sara from Denmark.