Paris Hilton Probed by Blogcritics

The celebrity of Paris Hilton is hard to explain and/or justify - or is it? Isn't the ability to become known for being known among the rarest of talents? We are following the American princess/strumpet heiress:

Paris Hilton Speaks: TMZ "Mean and Sadistic," Lindsay Lohan "Pathetic"
Paris Hilton, promoting her catchy new single "Stars Are Blind," is also on a whirlwind tour of emotions, creating one of the more challenging weeks in the long and illustrious career of her publicist, Elliot Mintz. Paris is once again...
Posted to Culture by Dawn Olsen on July 20, 2006 02:00 PM

BCRadio - June 5, 2006
Springsteen, Bonamassa, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, Scott Sauerbeck, XBox Live Arcade, and more on BCRadio.
Posted to Culture by DJRadiohead on June 6, 2006 10:06 AM

Paris Hilton to Release Reggae/Hip Hop Album
We must repent, for the day of judgment is upon us.
Posted to Music by Pete Blackwell on May 31, 2006 10:51 AM

Paris Hilton Launches Music Career, World Shrugs
Clearly chastened by the Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch" debacle of last week, Paris Hilton, 25 — quite possibly the most relentlessly annoying celebrity on earth — is attempting to silence her critics. How, you might ask? Cutting a record of...
Posted to Music by Dawn Olsen on May 26, 2006 10:03 PM

Paris Hilton-Lindsay Lohan Tiff: "Firecrotch" Not Nearly As Funny In Rewind
Mistress of all media and street skank Paris Hilton has done the unimaginable: she has cast Lindsay Lohan in the role of sympathetic victim. How? Paris's adventures began over Mother's Day weekend. In true wealth-wasted-on-the-wealthy style, Paris spent thousands of...
Posted to Culture by Dawn Olsen on May 18, 2006 03:36 PM

E3 2006: Paris Hilton Embarrasses At E3
Paris Hilton got the name of her own forthcoming mobile game wrong at the E3 Expo.
Posted to Gaming by Igniq on May 14, 2006 12:33 AM

Gameloft Making Paris Hilton Mobile Games
A new series of mobile games featuring the likeness of Paris Hilton will debut sometime this summer.
Posted to Gaming by Igniq on April 20, 2006 09:56 PM

Paris Hilton On Short-List To Play Mother Teresa Role
Would Paris Hilton's XXX film featuring her romp with Rick Salomon corrupt the image of Mother Theresa?
Posted to Video by Mr. Real Estate on April 4, 2006 01:16 PM

Nicky Hilton Launches Clothing Line
Nicky Hilton, sister of Paris Hilton, launched her new clothing line while in Las Vegas recently.
Posted to Culture by Mr. Real Estate on February 25, 2006 05:56 PM

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  • 1 - bhw

    Jun 12, 2005 at 12:27 pm

    That title is disgusting.

  • 2 - Nancy

    Jun 12, 2005 at 12:47 pm

    I dunno...I thought it was kind of spot-on, considering the subject matter.

  • 3 - Nancy

    Jun 12, 2005 at 12:48 pm

    And I still wish I looked that good in a bathing suit....

  • 4 - Eric Olsen

    Jun 12, 2005 at 12:57 pm

    I am sad you don't like my title, bhw (sniff)

  • 5 - Gregg Guetschow

    Jun 12, 2005 at 1:16 pm

    Titles Eric Olsen probably rejected:

    Paris Hilton Exposed
    Paris Hilton Explored
    Paris Hilton Examined
    Paris Hilton Uncovered
    Paris Hilton Revealed

  • 6 - DrPat

    Jun 12, 2005 at 2:35 pm

    "Covering Paris Hilton" would never get half the comments that "Paris Hilton Probed" has...

  • 7 - Victor Plenty

    Jun 12, 2005 at 2:41 pm

    It's a sentence fragment. Whom did she probe?

    (If we really wanted to get disgusting, we could ask "What did she probe?")

    But go there, we really should not.

  • 8 - jarboy

    Jun 12, 2005 at 3:15 pm

    or by whom was she probed? better yet, by whom wasn't she probed?

  • 9 - Victor Plenty

    Jun 12, 2005 at 3:22 pm

    "By whom was she probed?" is in the passive voice, and (I think perhaps everyone can agree on this) if Paris Hilton deserves anything at all, she deserves the active voice.

    Thus we should ask instead, "Who probed Paris Hilton?"

    Then the follow-up question, brilliantly suggested by Jarboy, would translate to "Who hasn't?"

    And in the grand tradition of Monty Python, in the ensuing silence, someone far back at the fringes of the crowd would speak up: "I haven't!"

  • 10 - jarboy

    Jun 12, 2005 at 3:43 pm

    victor plenty: And in the grand tradition of Monty Python, in the ensuing silence, someone far back at the fringes of the crowd would speak up: "I haven't!"

    that would be tom cruise.

  • 11 - RJ

    Jun 12, 2005 at 8:55 pm

    I give props to anybody who calls her a "strumpet"... :-P

  • 12 - Victor Plenty

    Jun 12, 2005 at 9:24 pm

    That would be an insult to strumpets, RJ. Most women in that profession turn to it for survival, having few other options in life.

    Whatever else we might say of Paris Hilton, she is definitely not from an economically underprivileged background.

  • 13 - Eric Olsen

    Jun 13, 2005 at 12:28 pm

    thanks RJ, you've got me there VP - I didn't mean to imply a "working girl," more just a casual slut

  • 14 - SFC SKI

    Jun 13, 2005 at 2:08 pm

    All these articles, and not one of them explains why I should give damn about Paris Hilton.

  • 15 - Eric Olsen

    Jun 13, 2005 at 2:39 pm

    that's exactly why

  • 16 - adam

    Jun 13, 2005 at 2:47 pm

    You should give a damn about Paris Hilton because millions of Americans CARE what a rich, spoiled, wild, pretty, flauntingly self-indulgent American girl does. She's us, that's who she is. She's what we ALL dream of being, and that's why you should give a damn about her. Why, don't you give a damn for the American Dream? Paris Hilton is the American Dream in all its bonkable, bonking glory. Put that in your anti-American pipe and smoke it.

  • 17 - Eric Olsen

    Jun 13, 2005 at 2:56 pm

    you're hilarious Adam

  • 18 - Marcia L. Neil

    Jun 19, 2005 at 11:22 pm

    I believe that hot-oil fast-food restaurant reform is in the offing -- just a hunch and not only my hunch either. beadtot@aol.com

  • 19 - Stalemate

    Sep 13, 2005 at 12:15 am

    It's unfortunate that people do give a damn about her, which is the problem. But I don't think that many people want to be her--at least the ones that aren't f*cked in the head. Sure, everyone wants to be rich and have the good life, but lazy, wild and spoiled? Those don't sound like ideal qualities.

    By the way, another quality she has that people don't don't about is racist. She referred to two black men as niggers after they asked her to see some fashion line of theirs or something. You can read about it on the web, but she did call them niggers.

  • 20 - Monica

    Oct 03, 2005 at 11:51 am

    Real Americans do not give a DAM about a NO TALENT, SPOILED, SKINNY-ASS, POMPOUS person like Paris Hilton. I have never heard anyone say, that they wish to be Paris Hilton? Adam... you are clueless...are doing drugs...
    Simple Life is a stupid TV show, with talent-less characters. What is Paris Hilton claim to fame? Would anybody have noticed her, if she wasn't one of the Hilton Heirs? She does not have a unique beauty about her , such as a Catherine Zeta Jones, Julia Roberts, or Hallie Berry.
    Parading around a Vehicle , supposely advertising for a Fast Food restaurant certianly speaks volumes....
    Paris Hilton is not even strikingly beautiful,I can go to any beach and point out young women who pretty much have the same look as Paris Hilton. she has NO ASS AT ALL, Flat chested...but walking around in a bathing suit....PLEASE...
    Paris has made racial comments in the past, and like others denied it ...but best believe .. if you open a HIP-HOP magazine..you will fine Paris Hilton Bulimic Ass sucking face with the very same black men, she calls Nigger...
    I see her getting the BOTOX shots, Breast & Ass implants...in her future.

  • 21 - Eric Olsen

    Oct 03, 2005 at 12:09 pm

    you mean like the Hoover Dam or a smaller one? Perhaps a beaver's dam

  • 22 - Butthead

    Oct 07, 2005 at 12:12 pm

    He said beaver. Uh-huhuhhuhhuhuhhuh. Beaver.

  • 23 - Beavis

    Oct 07, 2005 at 12:14 pm

    Yeah! Beaver! yeah. Beaver.

  • 24 - reggie

    Dec 05, 2005 at 6:40 pm

    There's a blog for Paris Hilton?
    *Goes to throw up*
    *Returns*

    There's a blog for Pari....?!?!?
    *goes to throw up again*

    There's a ....?!?!?!
    OMFG!!!!
    I have no idea why i dislike such a beautiful person....no wait, yes i do--THE FACT THAT ALL SHE HAS IS MONEY, STUNNING GOOD LOOKS AND SAYS "THAT'S HOT"...and people worship her for it!!

    *throws up*

  • 25 - $ara

    Jan 08, 2006 at 2:03 pm

    Omg, ok lets get this clear: Paris Hilton's ONLY reason of fame is..MONEY.. duh! I mean, otherwise, she's not even smart or anythin. Just coz she has money, she can be an actress/singer/model WHAT SHE WANTS!! It's kinda hilarous..

    Yer, maybe she's cool, but she didn't have to do ANYTHING to get there! She didn't build those hotels, her FAMILY did.. :-S

    *over and out*

    Sara from Denmark.

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