Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie Grace Real Estate, Nudists With Bare Asses

Simple Life 2 stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie recently graced another piece of Florida real estate with their presence. This time, it was a nudist resort located in Land O'Lakes, a small town just north of Tampa. This resort's story was featured in today's St. Petersburg Times.

Richie reportedly was checking out the scenery.

Ulysses Bruce had a similar reaction as Richie, joining him in a "body acceptance" seminar at Caliente, saw the blond celebutante admiring his abdomen on screen.

Hilton said she would visit the resort again. Will someone release a tawdry secret tape from her visit just before her book comes out Sept. 7? Probably not, but don't be surprised if the Simple Life 2 DVD or videotape series has some uncensored footage of the heiress and her cute companion.

-John Mudd
"Mr. Real Estate"

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  • 1 - Bryan

    Jun 24, 2004 at 10:06 am

    Why in the fuck is this girl being put on a pedastal.

    What has she actually done that is of value to other people.

    At least her sister got a college education and runs her own business, Paris just soaks up the sun, says ignorant things and spends money. Now she has a book coming out, probably talking about how hard it is to be the heir to the Hilton fortune. AHHHH, life is sooooooo hard when you get everything you want.

    Why, as a society, do we praise bad people? Its like people with good moral values today are looked down upon. I mean, if you haven't made a public sex tape, or gotten arrested, or made a child pornography video, you just are not cool.

    Pisses me right the fuck off.

  • 2 - Bob A. Booey

    Jun 24, 2004 at 10:36 am

    I didn't watch last night's episode yet, but I've noticed an annoying verbal habit those two bimbos have developed. They say "that's hot" and "you're hot" as some kind of inside joke constantly -- it's annoying as hell and I think they think it's really really cute.

    Paris is a hot piece of ass, though. It's her mom's genes because her mom's a hot former actress -- her dad's not a handsome man.

    I doubt anyone puts her on a pedestal. She fascinates people because she's rich and beautiful but acts like trash. It's the official decline of traditional WASP values -- modesty, delayed gratification, no ostentatious displays of wealth, public service, education -- in one of America's traditionally wealthy families. Paris is blue-blood gone LA pornstar chic. We love to see the rich act like we would like them to, the way that nouveau riche white trash like Britney Spears or our favorite bling bling rappers act. We like seeing the rich and beautiful act the fool.

    That is all.

  • 3 - Bryan

    Jun 24, 2004 at 11:37 am

    Well, the problem is more with the media. The media puts these people in front of the cameras constantly and basically shoves this shit down the consumers throat. That is why you have 12 year olds buying thongs because they see Britney Spears wearing one during her performances in almost see through clothing, or christina aguilera saying she wants to get dirty and showing cleavage and shit.

    You are right, our WASP values are going down the shitter, and alot of it has to do with parents now a days. There is no discipline.

    If I was paris's father, I wouldn't be trying to block the damn video from getting sold, I would be like, "Look, you were stupid, pay for your actions".

    The lack of responsibility nowadays is rediculous, and then you have a show like this come on and it magnifies it 100x. They have all the priveleges in the world, and they make an ass out of themselves. When you are in a position of power, you should at least use some of that for the good of others, its the right thing to do, but buying Gucci handbags and making sure her little dog has the proper perfume and the latest doggy k-swiss boots.

    Just makes me sick, but have the shit on tv nowadays doesn't deserve the airtime, but its all about ratings and shock value. I remember when that sex video of Paris's came out, all you saw on the news stations was they kept replaying that army colored video over and over again talking about Paris Hiltons Sex Video. OH MY GOD, you mean people can actually make tapes of themselves having sex, but if its a celebrity, there is something taboo about it.

    ah, I am going off course. Anyways, you made some good points yourself.

  • 4 - Dina

    Aug 13, 2004 at 5:27 pm

    I couldn't agree with you more Bob Booney..(is that your real name lol?) You pinned it down with the phrase: "Paris is blue-blood gone LA pornstar chic" I couldn't have said it better...

    I dont know why, but even in my teens, I was never obsessed or followed the lives of celebrities and music stars...but now I am in my early 20's and Paris Hilton--I am both intrigued and repulsed by her life. She is beautiful and having fun, and SHOPPING :) and who wouldn't want that? But she wastes her privileges by being self-interested and FAKE...she has all the money in the world and all she could think about what do to is boys, clothes and getting photographed. What goes through her brain when she sees war news, the crisis of AIDS in Africa, the state of children in Third World Countries?????

    On another note: why our society today is obsessed with celebrities like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears: because they are brain candy. Yeah they are gorgeous but they are also fast entertainement. We live in a high-speed world, the slow, sexy art of the likes of Alfred Hitchcock and Audrey Hephfurn (i dunno how to spell her last name) is SLOWLY decaying...to be replaced with AwfullY BORING REALITY TV SHOWS...and movies...

    it's really sad.

    My name is Dina and you may contact me Bob, if you wish to exchange more opinions :) ...my email is sandstorm101@hotmail.com

  • 5 - Mr. Real Estate

    Aug 14, 2004 at 6:59 pm

    Eye candy, definitely, but brain candy I'm not so sure.

    For her age Paris is pretty normal. I know when I was that age my priorities included hooking up with good looking women, partying and drinking, not necessarily in that order.

    As Paris gets older she may choose to take on causes and do other worthy humanitarian things. There's still hope for her.

    Besides, any smart, talented actress knows that a good cause gets you free publicity, which helps you get more and better parts. Surely Paris Hilton isn't as dumb as everyone thinks she is, or is she?

    Paris?...

    Oh, and btw, I am alive, even though Hurrican Charlie hit the Orlando hotel I was staying in to avoid the storm when it hit Tampa/St. Petersburg. Thank God for meteorologists. They always prepare us well for what doesn't actually happen.

  • 6 - Bob A. Booey

    Aug 15, 2004 at 1:39 pm

    For what it's worth, I like dumb reality shows and clubbing. I'm young and dumb too, though.

    I also don't really bemoan the loss of WASP values since I (like much of my generation) can't relate to them.

    As for what Paris thinks when she sees tragedy and suffering, I'll tell you exactly what goes through her empty blonde head: the same thing that goes through the head of everyone reading this. NOTHING. We live in a consumer society, we don't care about ethics, we consume suffering and it moves us temporarily, but we don't really seem all that bothered by the fact that our diffident lifestyles are in part responsible (or at least indifferent to) for 3rd World poverty and disease once we change the channel. That's a simple fact. We like to think of ourselves as good people since we're AWARE of tragedy, but we're oblivious to anything more than images of the multitude of tragedies around us everyday that we find less compelling. We talk a lot about love and compassion, but I don't think we experience or understand those things on more than a conceptual or intellectual level. We conceptualize and compartmentalize regard for other human beings (or receiving care) as a commodity to be acquired or a quantity to be maximized with minimal exchange rather than action and commitment.

    And picking on an easy target like Paris Hilton doesn't make the rest of us morally superior. I don't think she's a bad person at all -- she actually seems shy and uncomfortable when she does her shtick with Nicole Ritchie. That doesn't bode well for her future as an actress, but it humanizes her beyond her "pornstar chic" image and the kissy-sexy model face she makes for the red-carpet cameras. I'm sure she cries when she sees sad puppies or crying children just like the rest of a society that's overly sentimental yet devoid of genuine empathy or moral responsibility for others. I'm sure it doesn't occur to her that being rich and privileged might be problematic or something that most people don't experience, but that's true for most children born rich, I'm sure. I can sort of relate to that lack of perspective myself and it's certainly not unique to her.

    I don't know how Paris Hilton became the springboard for this, but what you mentioned about people's perceptions of suffering in the world has been on my mind for a while.

    That is all.

  • 7 - Bob A. Booey

    Aug 15, 2004 at 1:50 pm

    Bryan, blaming the media for everything is trite and too easy. They cover what we're interested in, so I think you have the causation reversed there.

    And oh, I forgot to mention ...

    I don't really like the creepy innuendo from you old fellas to make yourselves feel better about your desirability and virility. That means you too RJ on that other topic :) We'd rather do the alien.

    Even Moby, dowdy professor of paint-by-numbers selling-out to the rock industry, is sexier.

    I appreciate all my fans and adorers, but only if you're hot. Because nothing's more important than being hot.

    That is all.

  • 8 - TDavid

    Aug 15, 2004 at 2:37 pm

    I don't find anything all that attractive about Paris Hilton. Wayy too much makeup, almost zero chest, too skinny (almost anorexic in my opinion) and too tall. Of course this is just personal preference and others may find that kind of thing hot.

    And so what that she's the heiress of a family fortune who goes off into some backwoods town with her rich friend. I've never watched the Simple Life outside of the few seconds of previews that Fox seems obsessed by running constantly and I don't have any interest in doing so.

    If I wasn't in the minority we wouldn't be hearing all this hoopla about Paris Hilton and company. Bryan is right in that respect.

  • 9 - Shannon TXx

    Aug 15, 2004 at 6:11 pm

    I luv these girls id do anything for thme make them more popular and put more stuff on da net bout em

  • 10 - Bob A. Booey

    Sep 30, 2004 at 7:41 am

    Big news from today's New York Daily News. Not only is Paris Hilton a whore, she's a racist too.

    www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/237171p-203602c.html
    Rush & Molloy
    'Paris Hilton has two faces - and one of them is very, very ugly.

    In a recently surfaced 12-hour videotape, Hilton is shown in a rather disturbing scene with two African-American men who ask her if she would model their fashion line.

    Hilton, standing with pal Brandon Davis, is polite to the men, but calls them "dumb n--s" after they leave, according to British reporter Carole Aye Maung, who reviewed the tape.

    "Two ... guys begin talking to her," Maung told us. "She's being very, very sweet to them. [But] she definitely uses the N-word. It's so cruel, because they were so lovely, and she was being so lovely to them."

    Hilton's reps refused to comment when asked about this specific incident on the tape, first uncovered by Star magazine.

    According to Maung, the marathon recording includes footage of Hilton "making love" with Nick Carter in the back of a car, greeting one-time boyfriend Jason Shaw in the nude and rolling a "cigarette."

    She jokes: "It'll be Paris Hilton Two: How to roll a joint."

    It's doubtful she's laughing today.'

    One of you so-called "bloggers" who feels the need to write up every news story linked on Drudge without any commentary, go to it.

    I already knew Paris was uneducated and selfish, but this is really disgusting news. Anyone who has any interested in her, buys her stupid book, or is even slightly titillated by the prospect of new sex videos featuring this woman after reading this loses my respect completely. Acting white trash when you're rich is one thing -- adopting the racist language and social views of white trash when you really have every opportunity to know better is another.

    That is all.

  • 11 - Bob A. Booey

    Sep 30, 2004 at 7:53 am

    "Big news from today's New York Daily News. Not only is Paris Hilton a whore, she's a racist too."

    I fully predict that if this catches the national media's attention, she'll offer some fake tearful apology and talk about how her best friend is half-black. Meanwhile I don't think Nicole Ritchie has any pride or knowledge about black people that would make her challenge her buddy's use of the n-word -- I'm sure Paris has probably used it in her company and they've had lots of shits and giggles about using the word because it's so "edgy and urban." I'm sure Paris has used it with her Aryan model/pop star boyfriends who laughed it up too. Jason Shaw, her ex-fiance, is a University of Chicago history graduate turned Hilfiger model, yet still somehow can't manage to extract himself from being around a human vulture like this who didn't even graduate high school and lives to waste money and get attention from equally empty people. What's really annoying to me about this story isn't that I think Paris is rabidly racist or anything like that (I'm sure she's not), but that casual, passive, indifferently privileged racist attitudes are so pervasive among the well-to-do in our country, including those (like Jason Shaw) who actually DID get an education and should know better. It's more infuriating that people are so indifferent to prejudice that it's fashionable and mindless fashion whores throw around racial slurs with no knowledge of the historical legacy they carry, especially since these rich kids never really meet minorities or working people. Sheltered kids who revel in their privilege and mock minorities and the poor yet don't feel there's any consequence to it -- after all, they're still entitled to a cush corporate job or public office, right? -- really reflect the absence of ethics and responsibility in my generation's so-called elite. Paris Hilton means nothing to this country. What's really scary is that there are smarter, more accomplished people who have just as little perspective and utter the same words, people who will someday have the position in society to hire and fire, say all the right things publicly while harboring discriminatory attitudes.

    That is all.

  • 12 - Mr. Real Estate

    Sep 30, 2004 at 8:58 am

    I'm writing a book: How to increase your PageRank by writing about famous, controversial figures. My next one will be called: How I made money off of Paris Hilton without paying her a penny. Hmmm...maybe the media should write that book instead.

    Random House, Simon & Schuster, I hope you're listening. ;)

    Cheers.

  • 13 - Eric Olsen

    Sep 30, 2004 at 9:10 am

    rich, stupid, uneducated, racist whore - no MacArthur Fellowship for her

  • 14 - Mr. Real Estate

    Sep 30, 2004 at 9:31 am

    no MacArthur Fellowship for her

    There's no doubt about that!

  • 15 - iriegirl

    Oct 04, 2004 at 3:56 pm

    I'm kinda confused what WASP values are. I thought the things you were speaking of were American values. Everyone is losing them, not just the WASP community, although eyes have been closed to THAT steady decline. The same things girls in those "other" communities do, WASP girls have been doing forever...only their WASP-ness protects them from being pointed out.

  • 16 - jRo

    Oct 04, 2004 at 5:05 pm

    Is anyone really that surprised by the Paris Hilton racial slur?? Was someone under the impression that this woman was intelligent? Have you ever heard her speak in interviews before? She's barely capable of putting a sentence together!

  • 17 - Mr. Real Estate

    Oct 04, 2004 at 8:12 pm

    WASP was a band from the era of big hair with hairspray. Thank goodness we have grown far, far, far from those values!

    Paris does have great hair, and so does Nicole. Ladies you can do my hair, anytime. ;)

    Racial slurs are bad, though, Paris. Bad, bad, bad bad bad bad baaaaad. You know, like the Michael Jackson song that's sooooooooooo NOT in style! Just don't let it happen again, oh, and tell daddy's marketing people to stop sending me SPAM on the family hotels, okay? Thanks bunches, dear.

  • 18 - iriegirl

    Oct 05, 2004 at 9:39 am

    I LOVE Blackie Lawless!

  • 19 - Mr. Real Estate

    Oct 05, 2004 at 11:32 am

    Hmmm....looks like WASP values aren't dead after all.

    :::winks::: ;)

    I LOVE Blackie Lawless!

  • 20 - Bob A. Booey

    Oct 14, 2004 at 7:28 pm

    More racist skank news .... You gonna write about this, MacDiva?

    www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm
    Richard Johnson EX-PAL CALLS PARIS A 'RACIST'
    October 14, 2004 -- HOLLYWOOD oil heir Brandon Davis just poured gasoline on the Paris Hilton N-word furor, claiming that Hilton regularly uses the racial slur as well as slurs against other minorities.
    Davis, an old friend of Hilton who had a falling out with her this year, came forward after it was reported that Hilton used the N-word in a scene caught on videotape. Hilton later issued a statement saying, "Anyone who knows me knows that this is not me. I love everybody and am not a person who discriminates against anyone " ever."
    But Davis tells this week's National Enquirer: "Not true. She was forever using the 'N-word.' I told her not to use it. It was offensive. But she just laughed. She is a racist, plus an idiot. Every black person she referred to was a 'n- - - - -.' "
    Davis, the grandson of recently deceased oil billionaire and movie mogul Marvin Davis and boyfriend of "O.C." starlet Mischa Barton, continued, "She uses the word all the time, and I've known her all of her life. It's 'n- - - - - this' and 'n- - - - - that.' She's a disgrace. She is a racist!
    "She puts down Jews and other minorities, too. And I'm Jewish. I found it depressing . . . I finally had enough of her attitude six months ago, and I finished with her. I don't want anything to do with her. I don't need anything from her. She is no longer my friend. She's just not a nice person."
    Davis said that he never heard Hilton use racist language around her best friend and "Simple Life" co-star Nicole Richie, who is black. "I know Nicole," Davis said. "She is a very good person."
    Hilton's publicist said the hotel heiress was on a plane yesterday and could not be reached. We also left a detailed message for Richie's rep to see if Nicole wanted to defend her friend against Davis' charges, but we didn't hear back.
    Meanwhile, "diversity promoter" Asa Khalif, president of the Philadelphia-based Racial Unity USA, says his group is considering boycotting all things Paris Hilton.
    "Once we receive a copy of the tape, we will move from there," Khalif said in a press release yesterday.
    "Racial Unity USA has not ruled out protests and boycotts once Hilton's alleged comments are confirmed on tape. Racial Unity USA will stand up against anyone who promotes hate and divisiveness, even if that anyone is Paris Hilton."

    www.nydailynews.com/10-14-2004/news/gossip/story/241962p-207504c.html
    Rush & Molloy
    Ex-pal puts in a bad word for Paris
    Paris Hilton just can't escape that N-word.
    We told you before about the recently uncovered 12-hour videotape on which the hotel heiress allegedly calls two black men "dumb n-s."
    Now, oil heir Brandon Davis, who reportedly was standing next to Hilton when she uttered the racial epithet outside a club, contends that she repeatedly uttered the slur.
    "She was forever using the N-word," Davis, the boyfriend of "O.C." star Mischa Barton, tells The National Enquirer. "I told her not to use it. It was offensive. But she just laughed. She is a racist plus an idiot."
    Davis says Hilton also "puts down Jews and other minorities, too. And I'm Jewish. I found it depressing."
    Davis, grandson of oil and movie mogul Marvin Davis, has known Hilton since they were in diapers. He now tells reporter Alan Smith: "I finally had enough of her attitude six months ago.
    I don't want anything to do with her."
    "She is going to pay a price," he predicts. "Her value as a commodity is severely damaged."
    Reps for Davis and Hilton did not immediately have a comment on The Enquirer story.
    Hilton has yet to deny that she used the N-word on the videotape, but she has said in a statement, "Anyone who knows me knows that this is not me. I love everybody and am not a person who discriminates against anyone - ever."

    http://entertainment.excite.com/ celebgossip/pgsix/id/10_13_2004_2.html New York Post Richard Johnson
    PORN AGAIN? A LONDON tabloid claims to have obtained a third Paris Hilton homemade porn tape. The News of the World reports that the sizzing sequel contains the most explicit erotic action yet, including Hilton enjoying a steamy romp with "the daughter of a world famous pop star" and having sex with two men at the same time. A source tells the tab: "It's the most explicit stuff Paris has done yet. It's unquestionably Paris in all three scenes and she seems to be totally enjoying herself in every one." Hilton's rep scoffed at the story, but declined further comment.

  • 21 - Mr. Real Estate

    Oct 14, 2004 at 8:43 pm

    Thank God for the Fair Housing Act! Of course, I am also thankful for Paris Hilton. You have to admit the woman is quite the entertainer, flaws and all.

  • 22 - Heidi

    Oct 16, 2004 at 11:51 pm

    i live in australia, and at my school litterly every girl absolutely loves paris! she is my idol and the walls in my room are covered in her i have 4 big art boooks with cut outs of pics of her! as do my friends, i got my hair dyded like hers and i absolutely love her! she is way betta then britney spears! because she gives girls something to look up to! someone thats pretty rich and famous, yet still has made mistakes and has flaws! and on the racist issue! no one knows it or admits it, but in todaysd generation we use the word "Ni*gA* as something cool as in was up nigga! if ur called a nigga ur cool! were not racist and neither is paris! and besides who hasn't said somehthin mean about a differnt colour or culture! if someone normal had said that it wouldn't be such a big deal! and so don't think that what she may have done will make her less famous..if anything it will make her more famous, more publicity! all her fans and admires are gonna stick by her...paris hilton is the best! shes like the new marilny monroe! thanks

  • 23 - iriegirl

    Oct 18, 2004 at 12:51 pm

    Australian school uniform requirements. Cmon...Ni**er brown pants?

    http://homepage.ntlworld.com/bob.tame/muni/prospect1.htm

    Austalian grandstand in Queensland...ES Ni**er Brown stand? This guy was even white.

    http://www.abc.net.au/message/radio/speaking/stories/s39457.htm

    What could possibly upset people like this about the word?

    And what's up my "ni**ga" is pretty different than a spoiled brat saying "stupid ni**er" or "dirty ni**er"

  • 24 - Mr. Real Estate

    Oct 18, 2004 at 12:55 pm

    This thread is really beginning to frighten me.

  • 25 - first australia

    Oct 23, 2004 at 6:49 am

    I'm not surprise, regarding some white Australians view points on race. Australia is a extreme racist country. They have achieved what Hitler could not do Genocide. I am a first Australian, and most whites in my country are vile racist. I am glad this ulgy Paris is being exposed as a racist. I hope, Jewish, Asians, African-Americans boycott products. around her show. This ugly over make up drag-queen she be removed from our television for good. I was glad that she was booed in Florida.

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