Mistress of all media and street skank Paris Hilton has done the unimaginable: she has cast Lindsay Lohan in the role of sympathetic victim.…
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Mistress of all media and street skank Paris Hilton has done the unimaginable: she has cast Lindsay Lohan in the role of sympathetic victim.…
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26 - Ruvy in Jerusalem
Dawn, I just reread this piece and decided that if I were a celebrity, I would not want to be on the wrong side of your pen. Someone should send this to Ms. Hilton. Who knows, you might get a fat check and a request to kill the piece...
27 - Scott Butki
What's the story on that first photo of Paris? She seems to be goofing.
Maybe everyone involved needs to go read that book by, I think, Judy Blume about how to get rid of freckles.
28 - Mark Bellinghaus
I find freckles super sexy--no matter where! As long as they don't turn into melanomas. Oh yeah, and of course Marilyn had them too! lol
29 - Dawn
Or a fat lawsuit Ruvy ;)
As for Paris in the picture, she always looks that stupid and vacant.
30 - lekker
They are all awful fucking bunch of whores and sluts, That's just all.
31 - mbn
paris hilton (penis hooker) is on the margins of loosing her fame exactly how she lost her verginity at 10 and shez trying to get famous once again by making comments on the lovely junoir marylin monroe(lindsay lohan) which have worked hard and is now taking leading roles in hollywood films while paris is trying too hard doing the unimaginable with producers to give her a 5 second role in a movie.*lindasy all the way*
32 - haya
if $7million is cnsidered poor then all of the states would be in poverty and I HATE PARIS HILTON
33 - DJRadiohead
Dawn, I hope you like your remix of the Paris riff on BCRadio this week. Can't wait until we get to do another segment.
34 - zango
i don't know which is more prominent, disgust or pity. it's obvious davis is terribly tormented. his money will only allow him the means to destroy himself. i only feel for those around him whose lives are polluted by his presence.
35 - LM
Dawn - what a great read! Your characterization of this juvenile assault was near-poetry. This is the most entertaining blog I've read in months. You are an artist with words. Keep writing! :)
36 - syhill362
re: Matthew Sussman
I can't stop laughing!! Your equation sums it up good and nobody would even give a crap!
37 - LF
by the way, doesn't Brandon Davis look a lot like TAYLOR HICKS?
38 - Ella Simpson
I find it amazingly ironic that Paris Hilton, the skankiest and borderline useless person I have ever heard of and any idiot associated with her have the balls to call someone else a firecrotch. If Lindsay is a firecrotch, Paris is the equivalent of a million 5-alarm fires.
In any case, this ridiculous behavour shows how useless some people are letting their children become. Ah, the evolving face of North American culture...... Brandon's parents must be thrilled that they are leaving their fortune to a vulgar, useless waste of space like him....Paris's parents probably don't pay so much attention to her disgraceful excuse for an existance because they are too busy lysol-ing all of the shit she touches. You gotta prevent the spread of VD any way you can, you know...
39 - dman14
Paris is jealous because Lindsey actually has a bit of talent, musically and as an actress. Paris is a wanna be who is famous only for the fact that her family's name is Hilton. She's always saying "People think I do nothing ... Music has always been my passion..." Her music is horrendous. It's fluff music-and how's her video(?)- prancing around like a working girl. Way to get respect. She just sucks. By the way, Lindsey has been acting, in movies no less, since she was a little girl. She's worth a lot more than those ignoramuses think. She's worth more to most because she actually earned it and doesn't just get it handed to her like Paris and that Loser that she was with.
40 - pistachio_xoxo
Hilarious! Who can honestly say they would have been able to watch that and not die laughing? I'm cracking up just reading it. Go Paris! Boo Linsay!
41 - Meris
I LOVE IT!
wow.
it's so true.
42 - Fred RICH
wHAT SLOPS!
43 - Fred Rich
Jeez! Excuse my sloppiness. I meant to say, "What slobs!"
44 - Felicity Rose
This is not normal...and i am sorry for even watching the whole clip i have better stuff to do...like party in Monaco...
45 - hey guys...
Is there anyone more pathetic than the people on this blog....
hahaha, wow...first of all someone who can like paris hilton is already born dead...who is she seriously, instead of a pathetic mix of what all the stars have been doing to become famous...fucking tapes(well done girl), singing when we discover it was not her...ahhahahah...blowing her family reputation....being ugly...
the bad part is that she is a money factory...everybody want her to play in their last movies, they hve tried everything to get her, but they can't, because she can't do anything without having someone backin up her...
it was fun to read your blog...
there is different type of rich people in this world, at least cause of you guys we can laugh everyday...Thank you for that...really appreciate...
please blog even more, because this morning i was dead laughing on my chair...
46 - bernard lee
Wow... What a dang firecroootch! That is messed up what that man said about that poor girls vagina. I will never look at her the same.
47 - Ruben
what a waste of time
48 - theamazingty
I am constantly amazed at how wide Paris can open her mouth. Has anyone else noticed this? I mean really I think she might be able to swallow her own face.
49 - Nicolai
As if Paris' vagina could possibly look in any better shape than Lindsay's!! And Brandon's billions werent even enough to stop Mischa from dumping his ass!
50 - evad
Lindsay Lohan is a people whore and a Law whore... give me a break
51 - dee
No. Lindsay Lohan CAN'T act. She has NO talent. She is F**cking ugly and stupid and I can't imagine why her name even comes up so much.
GAG. GAG. GAG.
F**CKING COW!
52 - Melinda Luster
Paris Hilton is a First Class Whore with no morals,nor does she have self respect. She is literally just trash with money. Paris isn't any better that anyone else only thing that seperates her from the rest,is her money. If she did not have that money she would be trailer park trash!
53 - Brittany
Hey, they're pretty ugly.
54 - Lisa
Both are ugly, talentless attention seekers who will fade into obscurity soon enough.