Clearly chastened by the Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch" debacle of last week, Paris Hilton, 25 — quite possibly the most relentlessly annoying celebrity on earth — is attempting to silence her critics.
Paris Hilton on right
How, you might ask? Cutting a record of course. It's what all famous-for-being-famous people do when they have run out of other ways to torture the culturally-consumptive masses.
Honestly, I think the music is just an excuse to roll around, fondle her genitalia, and expose her nipples in yet another video - this one in broad daylight and with a more "artistic" focus.
TMZ, the 24-hour, in-your-nutsack celebrity sleuths, had video of Paris Hilton making a video, lipsynching to her new single, "Stars Are Blind," from her yet to be released self-titled album.
The video is no longer listed on the site and is currently unavailable. The single, from what you can hear of it, is rather catchy. It's like a cross between, No Doubt's "Underneath It All," Blondie's "Heart of Glass" (also covered on the album), with a whiff of "It's A Small World (After All)" innocence mixed in for the kiddies.
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— go to most recent comments1 - sal m
this item will induce nightmares that revolve around a show called "the battle of the network non-stars" that will feature the hilton sisters, nicole ritchie - who is more famous for her anoerexia that for being the adopted daughter of an over-the-hill pop star - the duff sisters, micha barton, the olson twins, ashlee simpson, richard hatch and any past winners of survivor, and lindsey lohan.
these people have made me wistful for the days of the talentless castmembers of melrose place and 90210, such as andrew shue, ian ziering, daphne zuniga, luke perry and the rest.
2 - Celebrity News
Just to correct. Her album won't be out in June, but in mid-September.
"Stars Are Blind" is suppose to be out in early June.
Paris might not be the greatest singer in the world, but she can sing. And her album will be "hot", many of her songs are catchy from what I heard.
3 - sal m
mid-september! you mean we have to wait 4 months more for this!!! arghhhhhhhhh.
4 - Heidi
Just what the world needs - another talentless singer.
5 - Dawn
with sandcrabs no less.
6 - Rene
It will fail more miserably than Lilo's last effort. It will be hilarious.
7 - Dawn
Hilarity always follows a Paris Hilton venture, even when she isn't trying to be funny.
8 - donna
PARIS HILTON... does not sing on her tracks -- she is LYING!!! The female dummy voice is a girl called CARAH FAYE CHARNOW... who is with a band called SHINY TOY GUNS ... she was fired from the band in January - then she flew out to LA from New York where the band was recording/remixing their CD - PARIS PAID HER ALLOT OF MONEY TO sing on her tracks -- the band SHINY TOY GUNS did hire Carah Faye back into the band after she had sex with all three band members - and begged forgiveness!! I GUESS IT'S A CASE OF TWO WHORES JOINING FORCES IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS -- what happened to musical integrity??? I guess it does not exist anymore!!! ANYWAY -- PARIS HILTON IS THE BIGGEST LIAR - AND FAKE!!! it isn't even her voice on the music tracks that she intends to release!!! THIS IS THE TRUTH! I know for a fact, and have evidence of EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE STATED HEREIN!! why hasn't the press reported to the public that it is not PARIS SINGING ON THE TRACKS YET??? Allot of people already know this!
9 - sleepy
I personally do not dislike Paris...... but she does SEROUSLY lack a little something called TALENT!! She just has the financial means to FUND her dreams see..... she really doesn't have to chase them; therefore not really appreciating true aristry. It wasn't really believable, she didn't really own the song (is that her voice even?) it was like a 4 minute photo opp. The whole video just looked like something she's been wanting to do for a while now and here she is!! Unfortunately millions are fascinated enough to watch.
10 - PaRisCrap
Paris's going to sing!!!
Then my dream to be a singer can be very possible!!!!
11 - PaRisCrap
hey Donna(#8)up there, what you said reminds me of the lip-sync duo group, Milli Vanilli, who'd done the same thing almost two decades ago. They didn't sing but just acted in their music videos and of course, lip-syncking...what a crap!!
12 - your mom
i actually wasted nearly 4 minutes of my life to listen to that song. my ears started bleeding before it was through. i will now cringe every time i hear her dreadful voice. and assuming people are right and it isnt her voice that makes it even all the more pathetic. hilton is a waste of precious air on this earth and i hope people arent stupid enough to buy this garbage. and if u do like her i suggest u seek medical help right away. just some more proof that pop music requires no talent.
long live heavy metal!
13 - cherrieberriecake
I KNEW THAT WASNT HER SINGIN. TOO GOOD 2 BE TRUE. THE ONLY THING PARIS IS GOOD AT IS SHOWING HER ASS. WELL THAT'S IF SHE HAD ONE. STICK TO THE SLUT JOBS PARIS.. I HEARD UR SONG ONCE AND I'VE ALREADY FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT. I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE HOOK. ALL I REMEMBER IS THE POSING. I THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING A MODELING ACT. GET REAL PARIS. UR PLAYED OUT JUST LIKE UR SONG WILL BE. WHORE!!!
14 - curefreak
ive heard the song and saw the original black and white video and i have to say its not so bad but then im more of fan of reggae than of hip hop.
15 - ariel h.
hey paris i feel bad for u and all the things that have been said about u i love your songs and if u do see this not to get in your bussiness or anything but u and nicole richie r made to be friends so plz clean up ur differences and be friends again cause ur show the simple life is ok but it still would be better if u and nicole were together
p.s. stay strong with all the comments that have been said
16 - CHuck
It's extremely obvious she didn't do the actual vocals. Why can't Ashlee Simpson's mishap happen to Paris....ASAP.
17 - Isaac
Of her album, Paris Hilton says: "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good." I agree with the "cry" and "listen" part.
18 - Dave Nalle
Look, the vocals ARE her. They're mediocre, she halfway talks them, and it sounds just like her speaking voice. If she was going to hire someone to do them for her she'd have gotten someone better.
Dave
19 - D
To; #8 Donna
Will you send the proof you "say?" you have A.S.A.P... on ALL your false acc's.
Thanks ~D~
20 - R
I don't get why people keep saying they sound alike when they don't. Paris, whether it's her or not, does not sound like Carah.
21 - joe
It's all a lie, It wasn't any Carah from Shiny New Toy, it was Brian Miller from Primal Scream, Tribute To Motley Crue! They just used a vocal converter and a pitch correction unit! He didn't have to sleep with the rest of the band...All she wanted was a little help with the sand crab...come to think of it, he didn't put up much of a fight on that!
22 - Stephanie
Carah's singing voice sounds nothing like Paris's voice. All lies. That rumor is an insult to Shiny Toy Guns.
23 - Eric Olsen
hells yeah
24 - Diane
I love Shiny Toy Guns, who would spread such a stupid rumor?
Go to hell.
25 - Anji
You may all hate Paris, but she is not that bad. I've heard far worse singing. And I seriously doubt that isn't her singing she sings just like she speaks.