The Neptune's Williams is less than pleased about having his time wasted. "He is a very busy man in the music industry and doesn't have time to be messed around like this." Not to mention Pharrell even had some cupcakes delivered to the recording studio as a little gift to Brit, but Nitwit Brit must've forgotten and never showed up.
A once famed multi-tasker, Britney seems to have lost her touch, and she just can't handle the midnight feedings, slippery nipples, and career all at once. She's even bailed on her commitment to host the Billboard Music Awards with her new drinking buddy Paris, giving no reason and leaving her pal alone to host the show. Whoa, someone better tell Britney that diapers and formula don't pay for themselves.
We aren't all heiresses with trust funds to fall back on - and she better not be counting on K-Fed for support yo - 'cuz that ho-rida done emptied the cupboards and skipped town.
All kidding aside, Britney's fans and caring celebrities alike are concerned for Britney and the well-being of her kiddles. Outspoken mother and talk show host Rosie O'Donnell has suggested an end to the chaos, stating, "We don't want Britney hanging out with Paris... Britney... stay at home with the kids."
We can certainly understand Britney's need for release after being holed up and pregnant for the last two years, but slow down, dear, moderation is the key to all good things.
Article comments
— go to most recent comments1 - Matthew T. Sussman
You again?
2 - Dawn
huh?
3 - Matthew T. Sussman
I said:
You again?
4 - Eric Olsen
nice job Dawn - certainly their capacity for damage is increased exponentially rather than arithmetically
5 - Dawn
Ohhhh.....I see....Whatever.
6 - Jazz666
Thank you Very Much Dawn!!
7 - El Bicho
Best. Comments. Ever?!
8 - Eric Olsen
minimalistic for sure
9 - Dawn
??? Exactly El B - what was I thinking?
10 - Matthew T. Sussman
I use small words and short sentences as a metaphor for the IQ capacity of Sparis.
11 - Dawn
Uh, duh, huh?
12 - Matthew T. Sussman
Um, sure.
13 - Mark Saleski
does this mean i shouldn't bother with my review of the paris hilton cd?
14 - Dawn
Yes.
15 - Eric Olsen
you SHOULD bother
16 - Mat Brewster
Why not just pose for Playboy? She'd make huge money doing it and gain all the attention she apparently needs, and more importantly they'd air brush her into something that looks like it is from this planet and not some grotesque mutant.
It's not like this nudity isn't intentional. She knows the paparazzi follows her everywhere. she's got to know that's only going to increase traveling around with the skank sisters. Look at some of those photos, the paparazi are on their knees with the camera. They surely aint aiming for her pearly whites.
Both Paris and Lohan are now more famous for parading their vaginas around than anything else. And oh yeah, she's wearing a freaking short skirt with no panties. So either she's the dumber than a box of hammers (which I'm not ruling out just yet) or she's intentionally getting attention with her nether region.
All I'm saying is if she's going to show it off, at least have the sense to get some soft lighting and silk sheets to distract us.
17 - Dawn
I couldn't agree more Mat, these are perhaps some of the least flattering shots of poo-nay-nay that I have seen since I had to help my 90 year old granny go on the potty.
A five o-clock shadow might look good on Brad Pitt, but on Britney's lady bits, well it's kind of revolting.
18 - DJRadiohead
I have thus far been able to avoid the Brit Va-jay-jay and I am grateful beyond my ability to express because the last va-jay-jay story has damaged my retinas for three halves of eternity.
On an unrelated note, stop accenting walls and rejoin me when BCRadio comes back to life. We are going back on the air soon. Having electricity was actually more important to the BCRadio process than someone might think. It's great to have you back and present.
19 - Dawn
Thanks Josh, sorry I bailed on you for domestic duties and a lack of a computer!! But rest assured, I have a lot of pent of celebrity angst - this is the tip of the iceberg.
20 - Matthew T. Sussman
Pssh, Dawn, don't be silly, I'm not a celebrity.
21 - Charlene
Give the girl a break! I have been been a huge fan, but I cannot deny the girl can perform and keep people interested, isn't that was an entertainer is supposed to do? She hasn't had any new material in years, yet receives more media attention then those promoting new material (Christina Aguilera/Justin Timberlake). There is something about this girl that keeps the world fascinated. I have no doubt in my mind she will have a huge career comeback. I was so unaware of the success she has achieved and the records she has broken but after doing a little research I discovered this girl can sell!
I was thinking today that if every mistake I made from the time I was seventeen to twenty five was headline news I would make Britney look like a saint! Divorce is hard, growing up is hard, and everything is magnified when you have the entire world involved.
As a mother of three, I cannot imagine how hurtful it must be to have people saying you shouldn't have kids. People have no idea her ability of a mother! How sickening the joy people get by tearing someone down. She's been partying...who cares? Her children should be in bed when she is out. This girl is still young, let her live her life. Britney is a good mom who obviously loves her children very very much!
As for the underwear thing, that is ridiculous! Paparazzi take there camera and try to take pictures under her skirt. How embarrassing, Im sure it was an innocent mistake. Yes a mistake, people make them everyday, I know I do.
This whole Britney media frenzy has made me realize how judgmental and critical people can be. Nasty, evil, hurtful and hateful venom spewing out over a complete stranger.
I love you Britney!
Love,
Britney Spears' Brand New Fan!
22 - Dawn
Yes well, we can be fans of Britney and wish her well and all, but that doesn't excuse her really poor judgment and serious lack of decorum.
Partying is one thing, acting like a senseless whore is another. I like to party as hard as the next gal, but I also enjoy the feel of undergarments as they shield my special areas from the elements.
23 - Mat Brewster
Maybe forgetting to wear panties under a very short skirt was an innocent mistake the first time. But after four nights in a row, well as I said before you're either dumber than a box of hammers or it's an intentional move.
24 - justwonderin
funny to see ads in this pages have nothin to do with these critics. whatd amazon.com say?.
25 - Dawn
Yes, it's funny alright.
I remember when I first discovered the internets too. What, with all it's blinking lights and beguiling colors - it's so mesmerizing.