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In case you have been living in a cave, or better yet, don't follow celebrity news, an ungodly union has emerged the likes of which hasn't been seen since Hitler and Mussolini. Prepare the garlic, silver bullets, holy water, and someone get Van Helsing on the horn: Britney Spears has joined forces with, *gag* *cough*, Paris Hilton.…
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26 - Mat Brewster
Sometimes I like to sit up at night and just stare at the pretty colors. Thems better than the TV most times.
27 - Ruvy in Jerusalem
Dawn,
I've been showing this aricle all over the place to display to all and sundry the symptoms of the collapse and suicide of western culture. Twice I've used it in comments on other articles at BC.
But it's the unfairness of it all that bothers me. When I was young enough to be really impressed by a pretty face and a bared vagina, (forty years ago) these occurrences didn't happen, or if they did, the paparazzi weren't using them to sell papers. Then, I could have looked "up" to these "women" and truly appreciated their doings with the masturbatory joy of a 15 year who couldn't keep it down in his pants...
Now that I'm happily married, and just old enough to "sit with the elders in the gate" (Proverbs 31:23), it just doesn't have the same appeal. I understand the "joke" now (as I'm sure you do as well, what with four kids), and while a pretty face and a bared vagina is still something to get one's attention, I'd want a lot more in a woman.
Hopefully, an intelligent woman would want more than just a stiff rod to play with, no matter how much of a joystick it was...
28 - Dawn
Yes Ruvy, despite our perceived craven nature as a nation, we have grown weary of the predictable and uncreative ways that our so-called celebrities have chosen to attract attention to themselves. No one with half a brain and one ounce of self-esteem looks up to these half-wits - but they are the fodder for which we make ourselves feel better when we become overwhelmed with envy over their extravagant, but pointless lives.
Ultimately, they may have more money and power than us regular folks, but they clearly lack class. It's a nice distinction to make.
Sometimes I wish I lived in the UK where the celebrities and the press strive for a higher level of social faux pas, where hissing and turning their collective noses in the air delivers a truly vicious and scathing blow to the fallen and shamed.
29 - Alan Cardeck
Hi ! These two are very pretty and are as I, have fun myself very! After the saeparação of Britney, I find the q most correct and to leave very and to tan the life! I believe that vocês already they must be knowing that the two had been withheld by police for directing embriagadas.Elas are pretty and are fan of the two, I love this skill patricinha that they tem.Alioás, I love all insolent! I am going, one I hug to all!
30 - Mohjho
"skankitude"
I like that.
31 - sr
Who gives a crap about Paris Motel and Britney Asparagus Spears. As always Ruvy is right on. Freck the See Alex crap. For me I dont care to see Alex. At my age a 4+hr boner is not enhancement. It's a handicap. Dam I love being an old drunk. Retired also.
32 - Blake stephenson
She is so hot
33 - The B man
I agree people make mistakes dont throw rocks if you live in a glass house people yea you know. Its ok Brit i got your back
34 - Linkin Mall
My girlfriend Britney is an athlete at Hilton High School.
Britney tried out for girls wrestling and for girls boxing. Britney didn't care for girls wrestling, because her singlet pulled up in Britney's crotch and let everybody see Britney's panties. The audience would chant, "We've seen Paris, it's in France; we've seen Britney's underpants." She tried wrestling without underpants, but everyone started a rumor that Britney went commando or Britney is allergic to underpants. Her coach Rosie said Britney should put some panties on.
Britney preferred boxing because people couldn't see Britney's underpants. Britney soon realized she was a better boxer than wrestler. Others agreed.
Kevin, the bus driver, is like a lot of people. He knew about Britney's wrestling, but he'd never seen her box. So after driving Britney's team to the Class AA girls boxing finals last season, Kevin decided to see for himself what all the fuss was about. Kevin said "Now I understand what everybody's been talking about, Britney can't wrestle, but you ought to see her box."
Britney is a credit to her sex, but the future for girls' boxing is a little hard to predict. Boxing is badly funded for boys, let alone girls, and there is still a resistance to girls boxing. Whatever happens, I'm glad I got a chance to say, "Britney can't wrestle, but I got to see her box."
35 - jack cheese
I sent this to cnn.
First off I bet you don't read my comment over the air because it is not in line with your right wing political views. I will post this email I sent you to other web sites for this reason, just to show people how one sided the cnn network is. Any ways how can Britney and her friends be degrading feminism by not wearing panties? It was my thought that feminism stood for equal treatment and thats why I thought I should support it, however if feminism has shifted it's focus from equal rights and instead decided to focus on Britney's wild behavior then I would say the cause of equal treatment is lost. I think the bigger question here is what harm did Britney do? Are we as a nation to say that it's fine to send troops over seas to defend a freedom that is not real in the first place? The truth of the whole situation is that you have made a mountain out of an ant hill and the only people that rely care about this situation in the first place is bitter angry people who feel the need to attack anything related to women who decide to share their sexuality openly yet these same individuals are fine with letting violence run ramped all over the T.V, I would say their priorities are out of line. In closing how can any one be offended by what Britney did unless they go out of their way to go look at it on the internet, and if you go and look and you are offended this is not Britney's fault, It's your's. It's exactly the same as if you asked some one to let you eat a food you knew you did not like and then you blamed them for that after you ate it.
36 - Emily
hey
37 - Emily
how are you
38 - Mike Hunt
It it me or does it smell like fish around here. Can you imagine what that car smells like with britney, paris and lohan, I bet the drivers eyes are watering poor guy.
Tuna anyone...
39 - F*cker
Don't you all have better things to do? hahaha... i guess i don't either
40 - TONY
ALL PUSSY DOES NOT SMELL LIKE TUNA.
41 - Frank
Has it possibly crossed anyones mind, that maybe Britney Spears is headed down the road of self destruction. Maybe this is her way of asking for help. Maybe she realizes now that she was a child having children or maybe she is trying to relive some of her lost youth that she hasn't really had. I really think she needs a helping hand to show her what ir right and wrong and that her children need her, not some nanny or caregiver. Also would love to see the media/paparazzi leave her alone for awhile, but that isn't going to happen. Until she aligns herself with another group of friends, she is headed down the wrong road. I also see a possible fight in court relative to her kids if she doesn't straighten up her act. Get it together while you can. I am sure she has problems and feels alone, as it seems that only the people around her are the ones she pays. Hilton and Lohan don't count either