This poptart just can't stay out of the news. If babies aren't dropping at the Spears Malibu estate, they are popping out, it seems. Spears, last spotted in Las Vegas — reportedly accompanying husband Kevin Federline to his "listening party" — was seen "sporting a red bikini" with passers-by declaring they couldn't fail to notice the 24-year-old was looking a bit broader than usual.
That in itself is hardly newsworthy, since Spears has a propensity for being "puffy" at times, but according to the article she couldn't keep quiet about her joyous news. Britney was heard telling kids at the Dance for Kids studio in Malibu that she was sorry she couldn't keep up as she's pregnant. Mother's of the children at the dance studio also claimed Britney revealed she is already four or five months along.
This would appear to confirm the rumors about her second pregnancy that made headlines back in February.
Not that it's a crime to have another baby: Heck, she and K-Fed have proven to be stable, protective, hands-on parents.
One would hope that at some point, someone close to Britney (and more intelligent than she) would take her aside and tell her that this dogged pursuit of the trailer park lifestyle can only end in success: a life of dropped g's, Camels, wrinkly skin, saggy boobs, and a droopy pooper.
And honestly, K-Fed really, really, really needs to go. Not that he's any more of a piece of trash than Britney has turned out to be, but if he goes soon, at least she will be able to fulfill her life's ambition of being a hagged out, divorced, skanky single mom while she is still young enough to revel in it all.
Britney is proof that you can take the girl out of the bayou trailer park, but you can't take the bayou trailer park out of the girl - yo.
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— go to most recent comments1 - Mark Saleski
plus, if she doesn't stop this madness, i will have to put off (again!) my planned compare/contrast review of her next cd with Joni Mitchell's Mingus.
dang.
2 - sal m
it's hard to believe that she's only 24...she looks awful.
3 - Eric Olsen
I can hear Anna Nicole mooing in the distance
4 - RedTard
At least she can afford to support her spawn. Our society has pretty much relegated the chore of rearing the next generation to the lower classes as we are too busy, and rich, and selfish, and worried about our saggy boobs to stoop to such a level.
Now we're poking fun and calling people trailer trash who choose to have children, how low and selfish can we possibly get?
5 - DJRadiohead
What's that? A BCRadio topic? Totally.
6 - Dawn
RT - how am I selfish? I have children, use all my assets and money to take care them and spend actual time with them. I assure you if anyone is going to drop my baby on his head, it will be me, not some highpriced nanny thank you very much.
7 - Eric Olsen
she's not trailer trash because she's having her second child in two years - she's trailer trash and she's having her second child in two years. The main point is she hasn't really got a handle on motherhood in the first place and now she's having another?
8 - Sharon
I can't believe it! Isn't she at all worried about her health? And really, why is Britney still with Kevin? She used to be so pretty, now she just looks old and trashy.
9 - sal m
And So It Was Posted:
"Now we're poking fun and calling people trailer trash who choose to have children, how low and selfish can we possibly get?"
I'm actually hoping that we can get much lower and way more selfish than this. what good is it being a dick if the worst you do is make fun of trailer trash...There has to be a lower low than this or else I'll have to start being nice.
10 - Eric Olsen
classic, Sal
11 - Lisa McKay
The main point is she hasn't really got a handle on motherhood in the first place and now she's having another?
Any girl who rushes into marriage and parenthood with a guy who left his pregnant girlfriend and child to be with her clearly isn't playing with a full deck of adult cards to start with.
12 - Eric Olsen
my guess is she is sick of her career and this gives her an "excuse" (for her mother and handlers) to take an extended break and eat a bunch of shit
13 - Mark Saleski
i thought she was going for the advanced development of her kid. you know, starting with driving lessons and whatnot.
14 - sal m
since forbes estimated britney's worth at $123 milllion in 2004, i don't think she really gives a shit about what people think about her...i don't care what people think and my net worth is $123...$123 mil is real F-You money....
15 - Dawn
Had she breastfed, she could have spaced those kids out a little better. But then again breastfeeding while doing drugs, having raunchy sex and drinking domestic brews aren't usually recommended.
She's a piece of crap and the only thing worse than Britney is a that scumbag husband she chose to breed with. There is no need to defend her or my disgust with her, I just happen to enjoy doing so.
16 - Dawn
She doesn't haven't to care what people think - but that doesn't mean she is above the law either. She can tell me to fuck off, but she sure better not tell Child Protective Services to fuck off.
How many celebrities have the honor of that kind of attention by govt. agencies? Hmm.. Michael Jackson perhaps - wow that's someone I would want to be associated with.
Clearly money hasn't given her any class or good sense, that's for sure.
17 - sal m
oh that's a given that money doesn't/can't buy class...in case people forgot that, brit is a good reminder...i feel sorry for her kids.
18 - RedTard
I suppose it's way more classy to come online and bash people you don't even know and label them trailer park trash and disgusting pieces of crap.
If that's class, I don't want any.
19 - Eric Olsen
Dude, are you a relative or something? Are you really defending Britney-as-wife-and-mother?
20 - Dawn
I second Eric, how can I take a person seriously with a name like RedTard? As if using a derogatory term about those with handicaps is any better than making fun of people who just act like they have a mental handicap.
Whatever.
21 - RedTard
I don't know Eric, did my post say I thought Britney was good mother?
My opinion was that calling Britney a digusting classless piece of trailer park shit is a little bit over the limit. Obviously it is not as everyone seems to enjoy jumping over each other to see who can get the best dig in on the fading celebrity. By all means, go ahead, I don't want to rain on anyone's parade.
22 - Dawn
There is nothing more noble and respectable than poking fun at filthy rich celebrities who conduct themselves like complete jackholes for all the world to see.
I feel zero shame.
23 - sal m
i would think any mother who would speed off while her baby is sitting in her lap while she's driving, and then a few weeks later drop the baby on its head fracturing its skull deserves to be called a classless piece of trailer park shit.
she's lucky she's a RICH, classless piece of trailer park shit or else she would be facing real consequences.
24 - Dawn
Sal is hardcore, y'all!
25 - Joey
This is the weirdest post and weirdest batch of comments I think I've ever read. I'm going to have to dig out my pyschology texts and see what's going on here. It's almost like jelousy or something. Definated mummering (in the scriptural sense).
Who cares what Britney does (or thinks).
Who cares what Britney can or can not do.
Who cares if she is pumping out a batch.
She has the right to do anything she wants to.
The children will be just fine. I've seen far worse conditions than the Britney home where children florish.