Notes From The Coast of Maine

It was definitely a beautiful weekend downeast. The foliage was spectacular, the skies bright blue. Everything a person could ask for.

But there was also some weirdness going on:

  • Late Friday night, while at a convenience store counter waiting to buy a couple of sodas, a totally drunk woman (who in addition to being drunk was upset and crying) steps in front of me to ask for (actually, it was more of a demand) a pack of Marlboros...but it sounded like "erwannapacka...marlbrssss....now!)...this of course reminds me that I do not miss my days working for Cumberland Farms
  • In the middle of a huge crowd of people I saw an old man sitting on a curbside bench, head in his hands....a very dirty feather duster sitting next to him.
  • Across the street from my hotel's parking lot there was a huge iguana soaking up the sun from a second story window.
  • On the way home we passed a general store whose sign read "Guns....Wedding Gowns...Cold Beer". We didn't stop (though probably should have).

(First posted on Mark Is Cranky)

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Mark Saleski is a writer and music obsessive based out of the Monadnock region of New Hampshire. He has contributed to Jazz.com and also writes reviews for Blogcritics.org. He produces the weekly feature The Friday Morning Listen. …

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  • 1 - Eric Olsen

    Oct 14, 2003 at 12:09 pm

    Marky, So nice you entered it thrice?

  • 2 - DrPat

    May 21, 2005 at 12:40 pm

    Wonder what it is in this post that attracted the spammer?

  • 3 - Mark Saleski

    May 23, 2005 at 9:54 am

    that's a good question. i've often wondereded how they pick the posts.

    what a frigged up way to make a living.

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