Nicole Richie Admits To Hacking Paris Hilton’s Phone

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• 1 - RJ

  Apr 27, 2005 at 5:34 pm

  Funny!
  
  Paris Hilton is an anorexic skank compared to the incredibly-hot Nicole Richie. I'd love to "hack" something of hers...

• 2 - jessika

  Apr 27, 2005 at 11:05 pm

  i think they were the cutest bestest friends but nicole broke paris's trust!!! nicole is the hot one!!!

• 3 - KT

  Apr 28, 2005 at 1:57 am

  I think that ther were the best best friends ever and i loved watching them they were so funny, and i loved nicole but that was really mean whet she did, and btw shes even thinner than paris now!!!!

• 4 - Catherine

  Apr 28, 2005 at 6:24 am

  Nicole is who made The Simple LIfe work, she is so HOT and doesn't need Paris. Nicole is much better off without her !!

• 5 - Phillip Winn

  Apr 28, 2005 at 7:27 am

  that was really mean whet she did
  
  Hmmm, I think some "readers" are unfamiliar with the concept of satire.

• 6 - Eric Olsen

  Apr 28, 2005 at 7:28 am

  even more explicit would be the announcement at the beginning about "fake news"

• 7 - Billy-Ann

  Apr 28, 2005 at 8:24 am

  Nicole is what made the Simple life work, She is the one who ALWAYS stepped up to the plate first. And I do not believe that she did that to Paris' phone. I'd like to to tell Paris to stop hating and let Nicole have her moment, get over yourself!!!!!

• 8 - PoopyCaca

  Apr 28, 2005 at 10:01 am

  I so totally believe Nicole did it. She's just jealous of Paris, you can tell by the way she acts around her, plus, she's, like, shorter. Simple Life could use someone less jealous.
  
  When you need another fake news source, PoopyCaca.com is there.
  
  
  

• 9 - JR

  Apr 28, 2005 at 10:57 am

  Hmmm, I think some "readers" are unfamiliar with the concept of satire.
  
  Yeah, and it makes these threads even funnier!
  

• 10 - Heidi

  Apr 29, 2005 at 1:17 am

  I know Paris is just jealous of Nicole because Nicole is way prettier, funnier, and is still very classy. Paris Hilton is extremely trashy. Those videos of hers really helped her in that area. Even 20 years from now, she'll be known as the rich slut not a hilton. For those of you who have seen the videos- Has anyone seen Paris Hilton's ass? I couldn't find it anywhere! LOL. Nicole ROCKS;Paris SUCKS (literally)!!!

• 11 - kira

  May 08, 2005 at 4:09 pm

  i love paris hilton and i love nicole but i just dont get thet you guys are not friends.

• 12 - uao

  May 08, 2005 at 6:41 pm

  "That is so not hot. I can’t believe her. I’m am totally going to hack something of hers, like her dog or something."
  
  If this quote is accurate, I'm going to have to give Paris credit for having a better sense of humor than I thought.

• 13 - Jennifer O'dates

  May 16, 2005 at 11:30 pm

  OGM!!!!
  I hate how paris always says "that's hot" shes sooooooooo GAY and thinks shes hot. shes so ugly and her nose is longer than some guys dick. and nicole is gorgeous..or was. but now she doesnt eat. what's up w/ these perfect girls going anorexic. jesus. EAT.

• 14 - -E

  May 17, 2005 at 2:51 am

  Like Totally OMG!!!!ONE!!!WFTBBQ!!! That Nicole is like totally jealous.
  
  
  OK, that hurts to try that. Good article, it's funny.

• 15 - Cassie

  May 19, 2005 at 2:49 pm

  I think Paris Hilton is a little spoiled rotten snot! i dont blame Nicole for not liking her. Sorry but i ALWAYS wanted to say that! Nicole u kick a$$

• 16 - Nicolette Rivers

  May 19, 2005 at 2:53 pm

  Sigh...Thank God gullible is not a crime.

• 17 - Poopy Caca

  May 19, 2005 at 2:57 pm

  I'm, like, so mad at both of them, because, like, I feel like I, like, know them both and, like, I know I don't, but I totally think about them like they're people who I kick it with and we, like, go shopping and whatnot, but I know I only see them on TV, but, like, the real people in my life are so not that pretty, even though Paris is like, way too skinny and Nicole always seemed, like more nice to me, like even though we're not friends, if we were, I know I would totally be like better friends with Nicole than Paris and her tired "that's hot" line, but now that they're both fighting or whatever, I'm just so mad at them because they were really good friends and when I was at work I'd think about them having fun and, like, shopping, and I would dream about shopping with them and not in my crappy job. I'm just so mad at them.

• 18 - Nicolette Rivers

  May 19, 2005 at 4:26 pm

  Like, I know! Like they seemed to be soooo in love...but not in a dyke-y way! 'Cause I'd only kiss another girl if like we were at a bar and it would get guys to buy us drinks! And I think Paris and Nicole are just like me -- only rich!
  
  You know I read that Ballerina Girl was totally about Nicole. My dad would make up songs for me too...like Nicolette, do not fret, there's still a Bud in the fridge yet, please get it for daddy, Nicolette!
  
  And while I've never stayed in a Hilton, I've stayed at a Motel 6!! Plus I saw a biography on Liz Taylor and she was married to a Hilton. Plus I used to watch Green Acres and like Lisa Douglases sister was totally married to a Hilton too!!
  
  Maybe they'll make up. Paris and Nicole I mean. Again, not in a lezzie way!

• 19 - BW

  Jun 02, 2005 at 7:45 pm

  I HATE PARIS she is so preppy and shes afraid to get dirty shes lying i can tell Nicole wouldnt do that nicole rocks! Nicole is soooo pretty but hey nicole EAT you looked better when you werent so thin just gain a little but as far as this fight goes im so rootin 4 Nicole DUH i hate how Paris always say "thats Hot" and OMG on simple life shes like "Do they sell walls at wal-mart" WE NO YOUR RICH PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go Nicole You Rock!!!!!!!!!!!! Paris ur so stuck up Nicole is better off without you anyway!

• 20 - machelle

  Jun 16, 2005 at 2:34 am

  Whats r u guys talking about ?Paris hilton is much better than nicole richie paris is my idol,now!nicole is soo skinny now shes skinnier than paris!!!but yeah paris is so much cooler and pretter than nicole ,nicole has a weired sheped face..and i really want to go to l.a to meet paris,or new york where ever she is these days u never kno?dose anyone no???

• 21 - PoopyCaca

  Jun 16, 2005 at 2:37 am

  You should totally buy this jar of Celebrity Air.

• 22 - britney

  Jul 23, 2005 at 5:33 pm

  i think all of the commenters are horrible. thats soo mean. nicole n paris. are wonderful. together. neither one of them are better. there both equal. wicked PLEASE be friends again. it tears my hearty. you guys are soo cruel to paris. shes so cool. and fuck you shes not a skank . and nicole is cool to

• 23 - mk

  Jul 25, 2005 at 9:53 am

  nicole rocks nd is FAF! u go and do wot the fuk u want and forget about the bland no-personality bitch paris. u were awesome together n lyk the best duo in hollywood, but if paris wants to be a bitch, fuk her and go n kik sum ass nd forget her. u wil do way better on ur own than bein paris' sidekick. u go girl! btw hacking paris' fone is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!! lmao!!! altho i wud lyk to see a 4th series of the simple life! o yeh, nd if u get the chance, slap kimberley stewarts snotty face!

• 24 - Michelle

  Jul 28, 2005 at 2:00 pm

  I love Paris.

• 25 - Brittany

  Jul 29, 2005 at 8:42 pm

  katie did u read it yet lol