Nicole Kidman Engaged To Keith Urban (finally!!)
As if to give the big middle finger to those (me) who read too much into her recent statement of continued love for her ex-husband Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman's publicity camp have confirmed that she is officially engaged to country singer Keith Urban.
A collective sigh of sadness was heard from the female world. The couple have been dating for almost a year and a half, having met in January 2005 at an award ceremony honoring the two Australian artists (both grew up in Australia - Kidman was born in Hawaii and Urban was born in New Zealand).
One can only imagine the beautiful and naturally conceived children they will make. Hard to say which of the two is luckier.
Britney Spears Still Can't Get Baby Car Safety Figured Out
Spears, perhaps the world's most advantaged bad mother, has yet to master the basic child safety knowledge required before they let you leave the hospital with a newborn. Children under the age of one are supposed to be using a rear-facing car seat.
A stunning photo now plastered over the Internet clearly shows Britney's 8-month-old son, Sean Preston, slumped over — exposed to the sun in her convertible, I might add — facing forward.
This in itself is not a crime: the law states only that she must use a car seat, but why not bother to follow pediatric safety guidelines? There are no advantages for a baby Sean Preston's size to be facing forward; not to mention the seat he is in is way too big for him and she should be using an infant support device to support his little head and neck.
And again, who drives with their top down, exposing their sleeping child to the sun, wind and elements? Heaven forbid she get into an accident. That poor little baby.
If baby Sean can survive riding on his mom's lap, being dropped on his head, and with K-fed as his baby-daddy, that kid is well prepared for a life in Hollywood. Suck it up little man, with a new sib on the way, your troubles are just beginning.
Article comments
1 - DJRadiohead
How long before Lindsey asks for the "Mary Kate" suite at Betty Ford?
2 - sal m
how much did it cost to get lindsey included in that top 100? of all the dirty old men that i know, and the young ones too, nobody thinks this bird is attractive.
3 - Eric Olsen
Britney's stupidity is a thing of glory
4 - Matthew T. Sussman
Careful, Dawn, she might read this and then put her seat in reverse too.