If by some bizarre stretch of fortune you have all the qualities listed thus far, there's one more thing guaranteed to kick you to the high-earning curb: being 30. Wu's well-heeled women are 29 years old. If you're not there yet, you potentially have just 365 days of high-rollin' ahead of you; but if your 30th birthday is tomorrow (or you're already older), it sucks to be you. Apparently.
In fairness, it might have been a headline-writer at the Huffington Post, rather than Ms Wu, who lumped all high-earning women under the same non-existent umbrella. Her infographic appears on LearnVe$t without any such claim of shared traits. Nonetheless, she thinks her list is "interesting," even as anyone familiar with more popular fairy tales might disagree. And though she concedes there is no causal link between high-earners and the qualities on the list, this admittance just renders her infographic moot. But hey, just like being 29, making fun of it was fun while it lasted.