On April 19 I brought your attention to Kona Nigari, which at the time bestrode the world of ridiculously expensive waters, at a cool $33.50 for two ounces.
The king (Kona) is dead - long live the [new] king: Golden 'C' Lithium Structured Water, out of San Diego.
Golden 'C' is "pure water infused with the energies of the Golden 'C' crystal, a very special and extremely rare stone mined near San Diego at the turn of the 20th century."
The stone "contains more lithium than any other stone on the planet," and "emits a signature one-of-a-kind-healing energy."
How does Golden 'C' water get these magical qualities? Crystal and water are placed in a ceramic container in a "dark and quiet space" for 24 hours, then the water is poured into "violet glass bottles" that "energize it."
Finally, "each bottle is placed precisely within a special copper pyramid, specially designed to have the exact Sacred Geometry to create a Pillar of Light Jacob's Ladder vortex."
At only $15 per half-ounce (that's $60 for two ounces, about twice as expensive as Kona Nigari - but no doubt far more than two times better), Golden 'C' water is a bargain because "it aligns and balances chakras and meridians; acts as a negative ion generator; clears stressful emotions and negative thought forms; clears all negative energy from crystals, foods, rooms, and pets; eases stress; disperses anger; improves immune system; clears bed of nightmare energy and previous energy of dreams; improves mental concentration; facilitates deeper meditations; hydrates and soothes skin; creates environment for visionary dreams."
But wait - there's more!
"Clears and protects from electromagnetic pollution such as kitchen appliances, TV, ,microwave emisisions from ovens and the environment, electrical clocks, stereos, high electrical wire lines, etc."
"Using an instrument to measure wavelengths of light, Holy Water from Lourdes, France registered 156,000 angstroms of light. Golden 'C' water registered 250,000 angstroms of light!"
If Golden 'C' water doesn't quite fit the bill for your needs, there's another water that just might do it:
It's tachyonized superconductor water.
Its promoter, Gene Latimer, explains its benefits: "I am now living in a radically different electromagnetic field environment that appears to be harmonizing the chaotic impact of electrical Alternating Current on the life forms in our house."
His company also offers tachyonized gel, algae, spirulina, herbs, mattress pads, massage oil, and even "star dust."






Article comments
1 - RJ Elliott
Too bad this miracle-water cannot cure its buyers from one horrible affliction: Conspicuous Consumption...
2 - T Kemp
After a little research I found:-
Water from alfa D2O or Heavy water is �9070 per litre!
From alfa as well 99% 18O enriched water is �54950 per litre and 75% 17O enriched water is a whopping �126183 per litre!!!
sorry was a bit bored!
3 - Nick
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4 - bullshit
bullshit