Since Phelps' name keeps on popping up here from an old post I'll update the news
I always read the title - Michael Phelps Makes Us Proud - as sarcastic, an in relation to his drunken driving charge. Turn out no.
Anyways - he's been given 18-months probation, must speak out about underage drinking and go back to being the model Mormon citizen that he is.
Do u think he likes thongs or boxers for christmas? maybe just stick with the trunks that he is wearin. I saw his BUtt CRack!! ITs SOo HOT!!
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Michael, I LOOOOOOVE YOU!!:) PLEASE MARRY ME!!! I LOVE YOU! yOU R gOrEgOuS & SOOOOOOOOOO hott!! I wish i could b as good as a swimmer as you. Bye the way Ur mY boyfriend!! i love michael! Write back i'll give you a $10000000000000000000000000000000000000 if you do!!!! I LOOOOOOVE YOU MICHAEL!! PLEASE WRITE BACK!! love ya ~Lisa~
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(And "Michael" replies.)
Lisa, Go away. Come back when you're old
enough to buy beers and to stretch your
ankles behind your ears.
Can't beat the, ahem, 500, comments at that post, wishing he'd swim in their pool for $25. Maybe he'll break probation, get drunk and fall down for $50 :)
Article comments
1 - Aaman
Ooh! Michael! Can I have your number! I have $25 and a bottle of Crown Royal - no pool, though.
2 - Swim Pricess
Dear Mr.Phelps you are the fastest swimmer on earth and my favorite swimmer on earth i am 11 yrs old and a competitive swimmer i have been swimming since i was 7 yrs old and have been trying to become as great a swimmer as you are but so far i have a 43:16 in he 50 breaststroke.
i also wrote to you to ask you if you were going to do any in swim clinics in Virginia any time soon because that is where i live and my friends would think i was so cool if i could get you to have a clinic here so write back pretty pretty please
Sincaraly
Swim Princess
3 - mary b
hey big mickey baby
ive missed u since the olympic trials
i held ur backpack
i felt we had a connection
SCREW U LISA michael is mine
i dont ned to bribe him for his love adn affection
didhe ask u to hold his backpack while he swam
i dont think so
so back off my man
love
always
and forever
--- MB
ps i odnt believe those rumors about u and peter having a relationship