Metaphorical Fecundity!

Snake thief bitten in "groin area" - imagine the possibilities:

    The tiger python snakes were not poisonous, and the 20-year-old man, whom police declined to identify, did not seek medical treatment for the bite to his groin area.

    Police said the man took the snakes last week, slipping them into canvas bags he had rigged in his pants pockets. As the man headed home, one of the snakes wriggled out of the bag, wrapped itself around his leg and bit him. [AP]

Had the python gone for the big squeeze, things could have turned out far worse for the rapacious reptile wrangler.

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