Jerry Grusch decided that expressing himself normally was a thing of the past.
"You know , every aspect of our western society today seems to be constantly improving or changing for the better; be it technology , science , medicine, or what have you - everything is being changed or improved."
Thats why Jerry has decided to improve one thing that hasnt been touched in thousands of years - the human smile.
"I thought , what the hell , you know? When you buy my new book : Reformat your face , and install my new operating system of expression on your central processing brain , you too can learn to improve and defragment your expressive self."
Article comments
1 - cjones
I have never heard of anything like this in my life. It sounds like something from The Onion.
2 - Eric Olsen
CJ, Crushkill is our own internal Onion - this is one is hilarious.
3 - Jon
It looks like he is in pain from having taken a big sausage up his wazoo.