But I think love is sacrosanct in terms of an intimate and original bond between two people. This should be celebrated on the couple’s terms and not the six-headed monster’s nefarious plans. If both parties agree to allowing themselves to fall into the Valentine’s Day black hole, then so be it; they are going in understanding what they are getting into. I just think that men should be given the option to just say “No” to V-Day, that they actually need their women to give their blessing to a day free of roses, chocolates, jewelry, and the rest.
My old wise and long gone paternal grandfather used to give me advice about women. Some of it was admittedly old-fashioned (like when dating, never touch a girl below her neck), but one thing I’ve never forgotten. He always said, “Choose the girl who will make you dinner instead of the one who wants you to take her out to eat.” I’ve thought about that a lot recently and see the wisdom in it now. How about celebrating Valentine’s Day as a day of pure and unadulterated love? What about a walk in the park? A cozy drink by the fire? A kiss under the stars? The best things in life are free indeed.
So, this Valentine’s Day I say (with apologies to Karl Marx), “Men of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your brains” (that may be when you get smashed over the head for not bringing home a gift). As I learned back in first grade, you can get hurt on Valentine’s Day in more ways than one. Anyway, I’m standing firm this year and making a card from nothing but construction paper, crayons, and love. Oh, and I’m playing it safe and wearing my bicycle helmet all day too.
Article comments
1 - Joanie
I applaud you, Victor! I would much prefer a simple dinner at home, cuddling on the sofa, and watching a movie or making out with my honey than some wasteful display of money and pinkness and hearts and BLECH! Tell me you love me all year long, show me you love me every single day, do something crazy for me every once in a while, but let's just be together on Valentine's Day and enjoy each other.
2 - Lisa McKay
Amen to that! Actually, Victor (and I suspect that you already know this), the men who show their women love and affection all year long definitely get a pass on Valentine's Day.
3 - Victor Lana
Thanks, Joanie and Lisa! I'm happy to see that some female readers agree with me.
4 - Scott Butki
Great piece, Victor.
I've been debating writing an anti-V day screed from the POV of a single guy but reading yours and Erics... well, you two have said much of what I wanted to say.
5 - diana hartman
i'm chimin' in my support as well...
for women, me at least, it feels forced...while there were a few eager suitors in my youth, my husband feels like it's something he has to do, and that takes all the fun out of it...
to flip the circumstance, i wouldn't want to feel like i had to give a gift to someone i romantically loved, and i can't imagine this obligatory feeling doing much more than cheapening the effect...
i know very few women myself that think their entire relationship boils down to what happens on valentine's day (note: i did not say "anniversary day")...instead it's much more like victor said, it's about all the days...
my husband is the ultimate handyman and has saved us literally thousands and thousands of dollars in car and home repairs over the years...he cooks and cleans without having to be asked...he's so soft when it comes to the kids they could roast him over an open fire, but he thinks i'm pretty and says as much...i can take on the kids as long as he takes on things that would otherwise cost a lot of money...
and with all that money we've saved, i'm going to switzerland at the end of the month so who needs valentine's day? i have a truly sweet weekend a-comin'...
6 - Victor Lana
Thanks for the comments, Scott and Diana. By the way, Diana, it sounds like you have the best of both worlds. That Switzerland weekend sounds wonderful. Enjoy!
7 - Natalie Davis
Feh. I have never received a Valentine gift, save from my children (and those were their art projects from school). My spouse *never* gives me gifts and didn't even buy me an engagement ring (which I regret only because I don't have it to sell to a pawn shop). If men are the primary ones shelling out the bucks for Valentines Day, these guys are SUCKERS - and their greedy paramours and spouses should be ashamed.
8 - Victor Lana
Natalie, I agree with what you're saying, but I haven't met many females in person who feel the same. For the most part they feel it's an "obligation" for the man to do something BIG.
Case in point: a friend here in NYC is taking out his girl to a swank place. Tickets were $250 a piece and had to be reserved back in August. Here's the thing: this doesn't include the liquor or gratuities or any of the extraneous V-Day accessories.
It would seem that "sucker" is a bit too gentle a word for those undergoing such a travesty. I'm sticking to microwave popcorn, watching Die Hard, and cracking open a six-pack.
Who say's I'm not romantic?
9 - Natalie Davis
Just remember, Mr. Lana, that women are individuals. Those who behave according to some societally-approved script are beneath contempt,but they pull that crap only because so many allow it. I repeat, feh.
NR Davis
10 - Matthew T. Sussman
Because if they want to celebrate Valentine's Day, then surely they're robots.
omfg STEPFORD!!!1!1
11 - Natalie Davis
You miss the point, Mr. Sussman. Naturally.
I am speaking only of those women many here insist are the ones obligating their paramours and spouses to drain their coffers to buy them things for Feb. 14. There is nothing wrong, in and of itself, in celebrating Valentines Day (or bowing to the pressures from mainstream society, Hallmark, candy companies, florists and Victoria's Secret). If I had the option of having a happy romantic day (which has nothing to do with being forced to buy shit for greedy people), I'd do it.
12 - Matthew T. Sussman
I will not sit here and have you speak ill of my father. But that's neither here nor there.
I think you're mainly talking about sorority girls from Alabama, because most of the girls I know just like to get a little something for the special day. It's the gesture and not the gift.
"So ... get her a ham?" - Dwight, The Office
Chelsea likes Mexican food so we spent the evening making tacos. That kind of stuff is what 90 percent of the girls want. The other 10 percent are probably cheating on their boyfriends and husbands, so they get nothing and like it.
And sure, if there was no Valentine's Day, people wouldn't do all this special stuff. But if my aunt had leaves and branches, she'd be a tree.
Oh, and making a point to not bow to the will of some company that makes heart-shaped boxes of chocolate is the equivalent of bowing to the emo counterculture.
13 - Natalie Davis
Bullshit. Generalizations, putrid attempts at humor/ridicule and all.
14 - Matthew T. Sussman
Hmm. I see your bullshit, and raise you batshit, oversimplifications and Comedy Central's Drawn Together.
15 - Sister Ray
Stay little valentine, stay!
Each day is Valentine's Day.
16 - Natalie Davis
Mr. Sussman, this is no game. And not having cable, I can't understand the television reference. Perhaps that is for the best.
Sister Ray, that's a lovely song.
17 - Matthew T. Sussman
You're daggum right this isn't a game! This is a comment! Serious biz-nass!
18 - Victor Lana
In Comment 15 Sister Ray actually captures the essence of my post in a single line: Each day is Valentine's Day. That's really what I was trying to get to: the absurdity of calling one day "a day of love" when it should be a 365-day proposition.
So I say love is never having to say "Happy Valentine's Day." If you have to say it (or feel forced to celebrate it), it's just not love.
19 - Scott Butki
Group hug!
20 - Scott Butki
Ok, forget the hug but pass the chocolates