Holy Missing Undergarments, Batman!
Showing the naked knuckerhole is not a new trend. Cutting-edger Paris Hilton did it long before she was just Paris. Exposing one's va-jay-jay (as all the kids call it) must be the new haute couture, but only if you are a desperate, attention-seeking, sloppy hosepot.
For Paris' va-jay-jay, gander hither, but I suggest some kind of protective eyewear.
What, the confluence of dress or skirt, unadorned womb spout, photographers, and motor vehicles never strikes these people as potentially, um, perilous?
Chances are pretty good that you won't find celebrities like Nicole Kidman, Meryl Streep, or even Katie Holmes going commando in public. Decent people are taught to not only wear undergarments, but to keep them clean even.
Lindsay's mother, Dinah Lohan, must be some kind of a crusty skank herself — if I had such a high-profile, paparazzi-magnet tramp of a daughter who was caught by the camera in such an "exposed" manner, I would have lit into her like a lighthouse and you could be sure such an "incident" would have occurred only ONCE.
As for Paris' mother — dear lord, she must have given up hope around the time One Night In Paris hit the streets.
Not to put too fine a point on the business end of Lindsay's "business," but these tawdry acts and less than professional behavior are giving her more than a bad rep — it's affecting her career. Unlike Paris, who has become famous for being a rich slut, Lindsay has potential to be something more than a piece of overpriced Hollywood alley trash. She has — dare we say — talent.
Just ask "Hanoi" Jane Fonda, Lohan's co-star on the film Georgia Rule and an expert in youthful displays of idiocy. Ms. Fonda spoke out about the 20 year-old Lohan on the NBC's Today show, openly siding with Morgan Creek Studio exec George J. Robinson, who chided Ms. Lohan sternly in well-publicized memo for her "unprofessional" behavior while on the set and general discourteousness toward her fellow actors.
Article comments
— go to most recent comments1 - Michele
They must have holes elsewhere too.
They are so gross!
2 - Eric Olsen
I see readers are stunned into silence by the ickyness of it all - not all news is pretty
3 - Mark Saleski
i woulda never thought that i'd be repulsed by a woman going commando. dang.
4 - Eric Olsen
that extreme shaving thing is most unappealing, like a recovering surgery patient or something
5 - Dawn
For being such young women, their vjj's are looking a bit haggard. I would hate to see those pups after a couple of vaginal deliveries - of children that is.
I am sorry I even had to bring all this to the attention of our lovely BC readers, but dammit - someone has to do the dirty work.
6 - Steve C.
I'll bet someone could put together a PowerPoint presentation featuring those two Hay Nanny Nannies. It'd work along the lines of those WWII VD videos -- shock the kids into good behavior. "Now girls, this is what you'll look like if you give it up to everyone with a penis and a handful of peanuts!"
Imagine what horrors their nethers will hold in another twenty years. Yecch. Can you say "prolapsed"?
7 - DJRadiohead
Sweet Matilda's hymen- oh, wait... I can see how that would be a poor turn of phrase in light of...This is your vjj on drugs...
8 - Eric Berlin
You had me at "Lindsay Lohan's vagina is all the rage these days," Dawn!
PS - Who came up with "vjj" ?
9 - Mark Saleski
i really hope something like this doesn't happen with scarlett johansson....because, like, i'd hate to see the damage it would do to pwinn.
10 - Eric Olsen
God made pubic hair and underwear for a reason
11 - Mark Saleski
to protect pwinn?
12 - DJRadiohead
I am sure that was His reason, Sir Saleski.
13 - Eric Olsen
I'm not sure how I feel about the glamorized version of Scarlett - in some ways I prefer the frumpy version
14 - Dawn
Who came up with vjj? That's like asking who invented the internets - I mean who can really say who invented the internet?
Okay, I borrowed it, but I get credit for recognizing it's relevance right?
15 - Eric Olsen
you're an assimilator, Dawn
16 - Jet in Columbus
Dawn's a Borg?... Resistance is futile?
17 - DJRadiohead
That second Lindsay photo should have the caption, "Turn and cough" or something.
18 - Joan Hunt
va-jay-jay was, I believe, most recently used on Grey's Anatomy by the Nazi. It was actually quite funny coming from her mouth.
What's not funny is this current bunch of young women running around flashing their goods like they have to prove they have, um, them. I don't get it. I think it's the "I wanna be an adult film star" craze, but who knows?
19 - STM
This is the best story on here all week.
An absolute fuc.ing classic.
20 - Dawn
I think you might be on to something Joan. There's always the doubt that they don't have
V-unit - and then what purpose would either of them have for existing?
Those two give vaginas a bad name.
21 - Victor Lana
Dawn, it's obvious these two nut-jobs have holes in their heads as well as their, uhm, wardrobe.
22 - bree
Okay, hang on a sec. What's up with calling the aforementioned va-jay-jays "saggy" or "haggard" or, ecch, "prolapsed"?
Lovely labia come in all shapes and sizes - innies and outies, if you will. It has nothing to do with activity level - you're just born that way.
Please, can we not give the girls of America one more thing to be horribly insecure about?
But the shaving? Is so unnatural and wrong. And uglifying.
23 - Mohjho
HAHAHAHHAAHAHA..."vjj"...heheheehhe...oh my..
24 - STM
What's wrong with calling the aforementioned va-jay-jays vaginas, the same as my 11-year-old does?
Immediately followed by incessant tittering.
25 - kensaku
I totally understand all points made by the author, but she presumes acceptance of "standards" which are completely arbitrary. Too many hot summer days have I wished I could walk around naked. It makes sense. Maybe some sandals to protect my feet, clothes if I'm operating machinery or something, but really, and I mean completely and absolutely, being naked (or partly) is only bad because you say it is.