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• 26 - STM

  Sep 18, 2006 at 4:04 am

  Kensaku said: "I totally understand all points made by the author, but she presumes acceptance of "standards" which are completely arbitrary. Too many hot summer days have I wished I could walk around naked. It makes sense. Maybe some sandals to protect my feet, clothes if I'm operating machinery or something, but really, and I mean completely and absolutely, being naked (or partly) is only bad because you say it is."
  
  Move to Australia, where various states of undress are the norm, rather than the exception - Sydney even has beaches around the harbour where it's perfectly acceptable and legal to wear nothing but a birthday suit. At the main beaches, women can sunbathe and swim topless without being arrested. The downside of that is that boys aged 14-19 are constantly asking them the time.
  
  Beware, however, when discussing the wearing of thongs. In Australia, a thong is a piece of essential footwear made from two bits of rubber, worn everywhere in summer, including the office on weekends, the pub and look fantastic when accessorised with a ute (pick-up truck), T-shirt and a pair of footy shorts.
  
  Not to be confused with the G-string.
  
  We are one people separated by the barrier of a common language.
  
  And the true meaning and function of the thong.
  
  Also, if you're rooting for a football team in Australia you are in big trouble.
  
  You work it out
  
  
  
  
  

• 27 - Roberta

  Sep 18, 2006 at 10:03 am

  These pictures made me throw up in my mouth a little. Funny article, though.

• 28 - Christopher Rose

  Sep 18, 2006 at 10:36 am

  Vjj? Is that plural or would it be vjji? Classicly funny stuff, Dawn.

• 29 - Bill

  Sep 25, 2006 at 12:12 pm

  Please..let's get the anatomical nomenclature right! I female cannot expose her vagina because it's internal like the cervix and uterus. What we're seeing from Lindsay and Paris are shaved mons pubis and labia majora. Sadly, what we are not seeing is any hint of adult behavior.

• 30 - Jon Sobel

  Oct 04, 2006 at 2:31 pm

  If all writing about celebs was this entertaining, I might read some once in a while. It sure beats the pants off newspaper gossip pages. Wait - "pants off" is the whole problem, isn't it...

• 31 - ERica

  Oct 08, 2006 at 2:23 pm

  their gross.wats up with their crotch lookin likes its gunna fall off ew!!

• 32 - amber

  Oct 09, 2006 at 7:43 am

  hey,
  their just living life the way they want too

• 33 - Donnie Marler

  Oct 09, 2006 at 8:35 am

  Dawn has discovered and presented the antidote for horny.
  
  Perhaps I'm just too damned old, but neither of these ladies ever struck me as appealing.
  
  

• 34 - justin

  Oct 16, 2006 at 4:42 pm

  wow. why don't you date girls paris!!
  

• 35 - nicholas pussy eater

  Dec 30, 2006 at 5:21 pm

  i wanna lick 'em dry hoe's. :D

• 36 - Stacy

  Jan 24, 2007 at 2:55 pm

  How can she be a fire-crotch when there is no fire?

• 37 - will

  Mar 08, 2007 at 9:48 pm

  dont mind seein ether 1 NAKED its hot

• 38 - Va-J-Jay Muncher

  Mar 26, 2007 at 7:23 pm

  sure... looking at it is just absolutely gross... beat off gross... please...

• 39 - Va-J-Jay Muncher

  Mar 26, 2007 at 7:26 pm

  sure... looking at it is just absolutely gross... whack off gross...yeah right.....

• 40 - Dave Nalle

  Mar 26, 2007 at 10:23 pm

  It's not Lindsay's privates which trouble me so much in those pictures, but the view of her creepy emaciated arms. Take a close look at her left shoulder in the picture where she's coming out of the boat. Looks like she has some sort of flesh-eating bacteria at work.
  
  Dave

• 41 - fhb3

  Apr 10, 2007 at 8:24 am

  At the risk of getting stoned...
  
  It looks like they've been getting their "no-no places" hit a BIT too much...

• 42 - dude

  Apr 13, 2007 at 8:55 am

  i want to see that girl naked dawg
  

• 43 - sthephany

  Apr 15, 2007 at 3:27 pm

  lindsay no andes sin ropa interior please..............................

• 44 - juste me...

  Apr 16, 2007 at 8:15 pm

  i think the photo of lindsy gettin out of her car is edited....it's so not real!!! it looks cut off and transformed into smthng awful

• 45 - ZZ

  May 27, 2007 at 3:17 pm

  What is this, the Young Republicans for Jesus? I've never seen so many Victorian prudes clucking disapproval of partial nudity. Cluck-cluck-cluck. "Did you EVER?" "No! I NEVER!" Cluck-cluck-cluck.
  
  To the self-righteous lady who advised moving to a nude beach in Australia: YOU are the one who needs to move--to the far north. Join the Eskimos. You will see very little nudity there. You and your 19th-century Victorian standards will be safe. :)
  
  Z
  

• 46 - Eric D.

  Jul 11, 2007 at 10:00 pm

  Man I love those two juicy cunts. They taste so wet and sweet in my mouth. I want those pussies all night.