"WHY NOT POO IN MY PANTS??", James screamed at the top of his lungs. He was arguing with his mom on the phone.
I could hear a faint high-pitched voice on the other end. It seemed as though she was barking commands and assumptions at James, telling him things that seemed to make his face turn a deeper shade of red. His eyes welled up.
"So what, when have I ever cared what the neighbours said? I'm a human being; An individual. You only care about what others think, mom!"
James slammed down the phone and got up from the chair he was sitting in. He walked a few steps and then, exausted from arguing, he collapsed onto the floor. He didnt look happy at all.
"So James, are we able to continue this interview? The magazine's deadline is tommorow by noon and I'd like to get this done.", I asked.
James grinned and giggled softly under his hot stinky breath.
"Yeah, lets do this."
Article comments
1 - Steve S
I don't understand. Who is James and why should we care about his desire for incontinence?
2 - crushkill
you shouldnt care, you should giggle under your hot, stinky breath.
3 - Dawn
As a person who deals with poo in the pants on a daily basis, funny is relative.
The picture is funny though.
4 - DrPat
Pardon my asking - does James have a custodian, or is he able to sign his own model release?
You did get a model release, right?
5 - Steve S
your blog says here that you used this type of technique with images to get the top google search result for 'idiot' for 5 months. Are you trying to get all poo surfers to your door?
I'm curious as to why you would want idiot and poo people? I would think that there's a million other terms like money, cooking, outdoors, even sex would generate people with a little more interesting conversation. But maybe that's just me.
6 - Eric Berlin
This is kind of disturbing. I like the kids at the video store better.
How do you come across these images, by the way?
7 - crushkill
the idiot google word was a fluke , and yeah i guess this is the "darker side of the diaper" hah!
i promise to keep my articles more video-store friendly :)
8 - Dawn
I don't mean to be cruel, but James seems kind of special to me.
Is he "special" or just silly?
9 - Eric Berlin
Sumo special?
10 - Aaman
Anyone can grab a photograph, spin some text around it and post it - please spare us from such pointless drivel that has no creative or intellectual value, IMHO
11 - Mark Saleski
is it just me or does this guy look like a destitute and diapered bill gates?
12 - crushkill
if everything had to have intellectual value toward your standards then the world would be a very boring and drab place, aaman.
maybe you should keep your pointless and uninteresting comments to yourself.
13 - Bennett
I'm with Aaman on this one. Lack of class, and lack of intellect, is pointless and uninteresting.
14 - beef
This is well funny, it made me poo my pants with laughter.
Out of interest, is that a modelled picture or is it actually happening?