Kurt Vonnegut - The Poet

Kurt Vonnegut didn't get to read his poem on the air during the Daily Show but this was later posted on the show's Internet site.

LIBERAL CRAP I NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN

Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
Nobody better trespass against me. I'll tell you that.

Blessed are the meek.

Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can't use torture?

Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?

Love your enemies - Arabs?

Ye cannot serve God and Mammon. The hell I can't! Look at the Reverand Pat Robertson. And He is as happy as a pig in s**t.


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What do you think of it? I think Vonnegut remains as fresh as ever.

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  • 1 - JELIEL

    Sep 15, 2005 at 11:29 am

    He's still got fire :D

  • 2 - Bob A. Booey

    Sep 15, 2005 at 11:45 am

    Or he's senile.

    That is all.

  • 3 - JR

    Sep 15, 2005 at 12:43 pm

    Both.

  • 4 - Scott Butki

    Sep 15, 2005 at 1:26 pm

    I don't think he's senile. He's just a liberal realist.

  • 5 - Scott Butki

    Sep 17, 2005 at 11:01 pm

    I explained
    here
    why I love Vonnegut and how he influenced me early on as a budding writer.

    Is/was anyone else influenced by him

  • 6 - Scott Butki

    Apr 12, 2007 at 11:34 am

    I am pretty saddened about Kurt Vonnegut's death. He probably influenced - positive or negatively depending on what you think of it - my writing style more than any other writer.

    I think I'll write a tribute piece to him this weekend.

  • 7 - Craig

    Apr 12, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    I learned a lot from Cat's Cradle.
    Because of Slaughterhouse 5, I'm a different person.
    "Bluebeard" made me happy even in failure.
    Now he has the semi-colon at the end of his life.
    So it goes!

  • 8 - katie d.

    May 22, 2007 at 11:36 am

    I leaerned over the last few days that Kurt Vonnegut influenced so many people. I think he was an awesome writer. the way he caught the readers attention. It was great.

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