This just in! Kelly Brook is an actress!
I know, I was shocked too.
Tuesday evening, she was at the London premiere of The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, a movie whose title I bet Kelly Brook can't say three times in a row at any speed. She was at the premiere because she's in the movie, right? No, apparently just because she was in London and looks a lot better than most of the people in the film.
Do you see any pictures of Jim Broadbent on this page? No? Tilda Swinton? No way! Even when she's not dressed up as a witch, that woman scares me.
So Kelly Brook it is. And it turns out she is famous for something besides reminding everybody who Billy Zane is. (Who? Exactly.) She starred in fantastic films such as Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo and The Italian Job!
Maybe "starred" is too strong a word.
Come to think of it, so is "fantastic."
Let's get real, shall we? Kelly Brook's two strongest assets are dramatically highlighted by that dress, and will definitely be on display in her upcoming breakthrough film role in Three. Assuming various lawyerly attempts to keep Kelly's Brooks under wraps fail, that is.
These pictures might be considered NSFW, depending on where you W.
Article comments
1 - Michael J. West
Kelly Brook is an Actress?
I don't even care if she can talk. She never has to say a word.
2 - Eric Berlin
Sometimes being perdy goes a long, long, long way!
3 - Eric Olsen
horticulture! The gallery is a fine addition to the site