While you may have a problem getting a gay marriage licence, getting your gay drivers licence should be much easier.
In the words of Margaret Cho's mother - "I know you gay!"…
While you may have a problem getting a gay marriage licence, getting your gay drivers licence should be much easier.
In the words of Margaret Cho's mother - "I know you gay!"…
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26 - David
first of all mike all prius are gay to the max...i drive a navy blue 2500hd chevy making me very ungay
27 - Christopher Rose
I think people who cite the car they own as evidence of their sexuality are protesting too much and are really desperately trying to hide from the truth about themselves.
28 - Archy
So...would an all matte black mini-cooper S be gay? I've heard conflicting reports on the gayness of mini-coopers in general.
29 - TJ
Anyone who has to drive a "mans" car to pick up chicks is just to ugly to get em anyway.
Anyone who needs to prove their sexuality through cars IS gay.
30 - Chris
i drive a 95 civic coupe and a 98 ram, both red. i think the truck's gay and the civic's straight...but who knows.....any thoughts?
31 - alex
The prius is easily the gayest car on the market today. Not only is the car a mechanical embodiment of homosexuality, but any man who voluntarily steps into the driver's seat or any other seat, is an instant flamer. More flaming than a Mt. Everest sized asteroid passing through the Earth's atmosphere. More flaming than Ben Stiller cameo in a Sex in the City sequel. The Prius is gayer than gay, not only for the syling and lack of power, but also for the impracticality. Drive one a manner that is, by any definition, non-gay, and your mileage plummets. Got a heavy foot? Hybrid power won't help you. Drive a real car, ride a bike, take the damned metro. Walk, for pete's sake! Just stop using gay cars as a soap box for your political beliefs!
32 - troy
JEEEEEEEPS ARE FUCKIIIIIING GAY!
33 - Cindy
I like this article. Glad it came up. I'll have to read all of Justin's work.
34 - roger nowosielski
Is the car the extension of a guy's ego? The American way. James Dean and all.