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• 26 - David

  Apr 02, 2008 at 11:18 pm

  first of all mike all prius are gay to the max...i drive a navy blue 2500hd chevy making me very ungay

• 27 - Christopher Rose

  Apr 03, 2008 at 8:45 am

  I think people who cite the car they own as evidence of their sexuality are protesting too much and are really desperately trying to hide from the truth about themselves.

• 28 - Archy

  Jun 13, 2008 at 6:08 pm

  So...would an all matte black mini-cooper S be gay? I've heard conflicting reports on the gayness of mini-coopers in general.

• 29 - TJ

  Oct 25, 2008 at 10:37 pm

  Anyone who has to drive a "mans" car to pick up chicks is just to ugly to get em anyway.
  
  Anyone who needs to prove their sexuality through cars IS gay.
  

• 30 - Chris

  Oct 30, 2008 at 9:27 pm

  i drive a 95 civic coupe and a 98 ram, both red. i think the truck's gay and the civic's straight...but who knows.....any thoughts?

• 31 - alex

  Dec 22, 2008 at 10:50 am

  The prius is easily the gayest car on the market today. Not only is the car a mechanical embodiment of homosexuality, but any man who voluntarily steps into the driver's seat or any other seat, is an instant flamer. More flaming than a Mt. Everest sized asteroid passing through the Earth's atmosphere. More flaming than Ben Stiller cameo in a Sex in the City sequel. The Prius is gayer than gay, not only for the syling and lack of power, but also for the impracticality. Drive one a manner that is, by any definition, non-gay, and your mileage plummets. Got a heavy foot? Hybrid power won't help you. Drive a real car, ride a bike, take the damned metro. Walk, for pete's sake! Just stop using gay cars as a soap box for your political beliefs!

• 32 - troy

  May 28, 2009 at 10:34 am

  JEEEEEEEPS ARE FUCKIIIIIING GAY!

• 33 - Cindy

  May 28, 2009 at 11:03 am

  I like this article. Glad it came up. I'll have to read all of Justin's work.

• 34 - roger nowosielski

  May 28, 2009 at 11:07 am

  Is the car the extension of a guy's ego? The American way. James Dean and all.

• 35 - VantisH

  Dec 27, 2009 at 11:43 pm

  I have a 1974 plymouth duster with a 440 in it. Is that gay?

• 36 - Adolf

  May 12, 2010 at 7:31 pm

  Toyota prius? Extremely gay....

• 37 - Charlie

  Jan 14, 2011 at 6:12 pm

  I have an orange 2003 Hummer H2 and a white 2011 Infiniti Qx56. I am also a registered nurse. Am I gay?

• 38 - Nathan

  Jan 19, 2011 at 9:13 am

  Im thinking about buying a MR2 convertable, am i half way out the closet?

• 39 - Terry

  May 27, 2011 at 8:06 pm

  I rent a Prius on weekends to drive around gay guys

• 40 - JAY

  Aug 28, 2011 at 8:12 pm

  I DRIVE A 1995 JETTA VR6 NO WAY IN HELL ITS GAY. WAY TO FAST TO BE GAY. NOW THE NEW JETTAS 100 % GAY. NEXT CAR 2000 HONDA CIVIC =)

• 41 - Beast Mode

  Sep 21, 2011 at 10:51 am

  no my truck is the chick magent dude its a 1979 ford bronco has 6 inch lift on it has 35 inch tires has about 500 hp bitches now this will get them girls buddies ;]

• 42 - The Visitor

  Sep 21, 2011 at 2:02 pm

  Since I transcended corporeal form, I no longer have a car, but back in college, the car I had experimented for a month...
  
  ...so declares The Visitor

• 43 - mod or nod

  Oct 31, 2011 at 8:53 pm

  I just bought a jetta.... Then my friend told me about this and I died a little inside and I now know, I have a gay car. But its the turbo one. I plan on modding it, would this make it worse?

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