Hypo #1
You are to be the Best Man at your best friend's wedding. So, you do the right thing, and get him a hot blonde stripper with massive (fake) boobs for his Bachelor Party.
Problem: She snorts a couple lines from her own personal stash of coke before doing her thing, and immediately begins acting bizarre. Sure, she's giving lap-dances and showing off her bought-and-paid-for goods to the group, but she's just acting odd. Like, unhinged.
At some point she goes into the bathroom with some other guy you barely know, who is also in the wedding party.
Ten minutes later, he rushes out, highly-agitated, pulls you aside, and babbles something about needing help. You go into the bathroom, and see what is clearly the stripper's dead body lying on the floor. Her head has been brutally smashed in numerous places, and her blood runs from these wounds.
He claims they were having sex when she suddenly went bananas and began clawing at his face. His face does indeed show fresh, open wounds. According to him, in order to stop her, he grabbed her by the throat and banged her head against the wall a few times. Next thing he knew, she was motionless and not breathing.
Of course, such an incident, if it were to become public, would put a massive damper on your buddy's wedding the next day, as well as possibly lead to this other fellow winding up in a prison cell for a few years.
He begs you to help him throw the body out the bathroom window, and then dismember it and bury it in a nearby park. While he is asking you this "favor" he is also all coked up himself, and wildly waving around a straight-razor that he found in the bathroom.
Article comments
1 - S.Rod
RJ:
Have you been watching Very Bad Things? ;)
2 - Mark Sahm
This is like the evil twin to Aaman's Quiz.
3 - MCH
Hypothetical question #4:
Bobby (RJ) Elliott finally admits that his phony excuses (asthma and near-sightedness) for not attempting to serve his country are spurious.
Do you:
a) Say nothing, knowing he was faking it all along
b) Advise him to stick with the excuses, at least they're better than Rush Limbaugh's supposed "cyst" on his rear-end
4 - RJ
Shoot...Brit Hume practically stole my Hypo #2 in the GOP debate the other night! :-/
5 - lucy
why is there a expiry date on sour cream