When Capt. Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger III landed his crippled US Airways jet on the Hudson river in January 2009 he became a folk hero, and rightly so. But every hero needs a villain.
In this case, the goat was a bird—specifically, a few migrating Canada geese who flew into the engines of the A320 Airbus, taking them out and nearly causing the deaths of 155 flightless hominids.
Now these villains are getting their due. A mass kill recently took the lives of 400 Prospect Park geese—most of whom, according to experts, were probably locals, not geese likely to be soaring to meet their maker where the Boeings and Airbuses roam. But apparently, as in human relationships, it's hard to tell the geese who are going to stick around from the fly-by-night variety. So all of the Prospect Park geese had to go. Authorities want to get rid of geese within a seven-mile radius of Kennedy and LaGuardia airports, and Prospect Park, unfortunately, is just within the limit. That, incidentally, appears to be an expansion of the five-mile radius announced prior to the Great Goose Kill of 2009.
Bereaved locals—the human kind, that is, including State Senator Eric Adams—held a vigil for the slaughtered birds over the weekend. A Humane Society representative called for a goose control program that would be "more humane, more effective, and more transparent" than rounding up popular animals in the middle of the night and killing them without any warning to the public.
May we suggest siccing this little girl on them? Give her a shot at one goose at a time. That would give the birds half a chance at least.
Article comments
1 - the real bob
Jon, there had been a treaty or agreement of some sort between the U.S. and Canada which banned the killing of Canadian Geese (a thorn in the side of home-owners who lived near parks and other areas where they congregated--and messed). Is that past history, or were these recent kills an exception?
2 - Jon Sobel
Good question. Looks like this is being done under the terms of the treaty.
3 - Joanne Huspek
So what did they do with the dead geese? I'm thinking a large, city-wide barbecue was in order, but that's just me.
When we lived in a northern suburb, the homeowners association lakefront was constantly nested by geese. This made the beach, the dock and the lake pretty foul (pun intended). We had a round up each spring when they molted. (They can't fly then.) I never saw the point in it, because I'm sure they were smart enough to fly back as soon as the pin feathers strengthened.
4 - Jon Sobel
Landfill.
5 - eli wallach
Now what I have to say is a very much "out there", but please just consider for a moment the possibility,,,,The event on the Hudson River (IN MY OPINION) was a FALSE FLAG---Definition: False flag operations are covert operations which are designed to deceive the public in such a way that the operations appear as though they are being carried out by other entities (in this case, the Geese).....My immediate "gut feeling" on the day of the event was "How does a fleshy, non-frozen goose have the ability to bring down a plane?..." And what made me suspicious was the fact that planes were flying thru particulate matter that was being released from the volcano eruption in Iceland...the planes COULD NOT fly thru the worst of the volcano dust....but they flew thru the lite areas...here is where it gets a bit "conspiratorial", and the government loves this word because they use it to make people like me appear as wackos....but in fact, throughout history this government has been involved with more conspiracies then they care to admit.....the geese are being exterminated in large numbers NOT because they pose a threat to airplanes (perhaps the ones near the airports) but because they are a food source. Yes you read me correctly, "A FOOD SOURCE". It may not seem apparent now but in the next year our two when the condition of our economy worsens people will be looking for a way to feed their families...all I ask is this---hold onto this idea....this is our governments agenda
6 - robert cunnare
why is the usda and geesepeace with the cozy relationsonship they share getting all the funds and continue to do so after decades of failure when it comes to dogs geesebusters a company with a pattened method of removing geese permanently and humanly getting the shaft. i personaly saw this method in action and if you went to geesebusters.com or contact rob guadagna at 6464048434 and saw what the usda dirty little cover up i think you would be a little bit miffed help this man fight to bring a billant idea to hte public at large
7 - Ms3my
That little girl is sick. I don't find anything she is saying cute. Her mother should be ashamed of her daughter and teach her differently. You do not go to a park, pick up your live dinner and slaughter it at home. Where the hell do they think they are living?
8 - Ms3my
I can't believe that the geese were killed this way. I just found out and it's been almost four weeks since the killings. I can't believe this. They should not have been gassed so inhumanely. There should have been a different way to go about this. Those geese don't even reach the height of a plane. They can not fly as far. The ones that were murdered from prospect park were home and couldn't go anywhere else but across the lake or within the park limit. I hope this never happens again. Something must be done to stop this.