No lie: if she's not your type, there's Cheech, Darth Vader, Ice T, and a few others, including a crying baby, who'll give you a wake-up call tomorrow or Saturday - free.
It's Target's holiday shopping promo: the idea is that you'll then be able to be the first person in line at the mall when they unlock the doors.
Woo-woo.
I'm sleeping in, thank you very much.







Article comments
1 - mike hollihan
Y'know, in the wake of the National Do Not Call list, I have to wonder if this isn't a genius scam to collect phone numbers that have OK'd being called by Target -- or its approved subsidiaries and corporate partners. Someone who signs up should read the fine print and let us know.
2 - Natalie Davis
Worth it to have Ice-T call. I *love* that commercial (and I hate commercials): "Yo, get your butt up!" Ice-T is so cool when he's not advocating violence.