I owe so much to so many. First of all, I'd like to thank my motherboard, my keyboard, and server too. Of course, and how could I not mention silicon? I couldn't have done it without them and Farnsworth, Einstein, Edison, those guys, Maxwell, Newton as well, all the way back to Aristotle and his students, the inventor of the wheel for getting it all rolling, the woman who mastered fire, I'm standing on the shoulders of so many giants it's pathetic, I really don't deserve this, but then again it's only a dead-tree weekly cover, so I won't let it go to my head... thank you anyway, thank you, it's an honor, now if all you reporters and cameramen will stand back a bit so I can find my other sock...
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1 - Baronius
See, I always expected to be remembered with Hitler and Khomeini, just not while I'm still so young. Time Magazine has robbed me of an important motivational tool.