DissidentVoice has published a leaked document that is the schedule for the upcoming GOP Convention. I post it here with the hope that more people will see what these devils are up to. Here is the Republican National Committee Convention Schedule:
- 6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1 "Getting your kid a military deferment"
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: "Mercury, it's what's for dinner"
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: "The Homos are after your children"
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2 "Corporations: The government of the future"
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 "Trees: The real cause of forest fires"
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Carl Rove: "Doublespeak made easy"
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare.
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3 "Education: a drain on our nation's economy"
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Piñata
11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: "Evolutionists: The dangerous new cult"
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again.
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12: 00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
Article comments
1 - RJ Elliott
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 "Trees: The real cause of forest fires"
Oddly enough, this one is actually true...
2 - Shark
"Only saws can prevent Forest Fires." --Smokey the Bear (with a new ad agency)
3 - Eric Olsen
Perhaps a tad "skewed," but really funny.
It is actually very instructive to see the caricature of the administration/Republicans that the most maniacally opposed have in their minds. I don't think this is very far off from what many actually believe.
4 - mike
you are liberal idiots, who will be killed by al queda, and get us normal americans killed with you.
5 - Mark Saleski
'normal' americans?
6 - jack e. jett
mike:
who is al queda? is he one of those greek singers that was in the closing ceremonies? why does he want to kill liberals and normal americans.
what can i do as a normal liberal american to stop this.
jack e. jett
7 - Dirtgrain
Be an American instead of an American't