Glenn Reynolds is a man stealing bitch. But we'll get back to that.
Brian Flemming and I have something of a love/hate relationship. He spouts some flaming pinko claptrap, and then I love to make him my woman. Yet he hates to admit that he likes it. I'm just saying that the Gender Genie don't lie.
I think Brian is from Venus, and Al is from Mars. It's like we're in the South Park movie, with Brian cast as the sensitive Satan. That leaves me cast as Saddam.
Now this Instapundit bitch is trying to steal my playmate. Actually, Glenn hasn't said jack squat to Brian. I think he's just playing hard to get, though.
Anyway, Brian seems to think he should go attack Glenn instead of me. Sure Glenn has a lot more traffic to offer from his big-time website. All I've got to give him is LOVE.
I LOVE when Brian opens his lips and spouts those slanderous accusations. Oh yeah, talk dirty to me. Yeah, you got a right purty mouth there, Brian.
Woo-doggies, but you're a pretty boy. I may not specifically be homosexual, but like Harold Ramis and Bill Murray in Stripes, I'm "willing to learn."
Your Instapundit ain't so special. I'm a much bigger "right wing demagogue" and "fascist hatemonger" than Glenn Reynolds could ever be. Baby, there's nothing so strange as me. I'm much more dangerous than that nice professor. Come on back to Al.
Glenn Reynolds, stay away from my man!